Charune2008-09-04 00:09:15
More quotes, less... images?
Casilu2008-09-04 00:33:26
QUOTE(Charune @ Sep 3 2008, 05:09 PM) 553634
More quotes, less... images?
Someone doesn't like the peep show.
Eventru2008-09-04 01:14:42
We all know Charune is trying to keep the stripping peeps to himself. However, he's quite right. More quotes, less strip-teasing peeps.
Unknown2008-09-04 01:31:18
XXXX tells you, "I'M IN YOUR BASE, DEFLOWERING YOUR NOOBS!"
XXXX tells you, "Damn. MIS."
You tell XXXX, "We will never speak of this again. Ever."
XXXX tells you, "Damn. MIS."
You tell XXXX, "We will never speak of this again. Ever."
Saran2008-09-04 08:45:53
Inox Mes'ard, Imaginary Faeling exclaims to Nejii, "Play with me!"
Inox2008-09-04 08:53:55
Bah, I was ventriloquating a Luna doll, which popped back into my inventory right before I said that. No fair!
Shiri2008-09-04 09:05:17
Ohhh, so that's what it was about.
Arix2008-09-04 10:36:31
Falon of the Murder says, "Say yes or il rip my nuts off."
Esano2008-09-04 10:37:42
Say no! Say no!
Arix2008-09-04 10:41:05
Falon of the Murder says, "The way i see it is no love no pain."
The ne tried to get me to agree with him, and I ignored him, causing him t o make the weird threat I quoted above
The ne tried to get me to agree with him, and I ignored him, causing him t o make the weird threat I quoted above
Unknown2008-09-04 10:41:41
Falon tells you, "Hmm get a life."
You tell Falon of the Murder, "I have one, actually."
Falon tells you, "I am not as stupid as to do that either.
Orly?
EDIT:
Falon: "I am soon to be apart of luminare."
You tell Falon of the Murder, "Oh really? Who are your parents, then?"
Falon tells you, "Lukretia and xedrik."
Really, he should stay for the lulz.
You tell Falon of the Murder, "I have one, actually."
Falon tells you, "I am not as stupid as to do that either.
Orly?
EDIT:
Falon: "I am soon to be apart of luminare."
You tell Falon of the Murder, "Oh really? Who are your parents, then?"
Falon tells you, "Lukretia and xedrik."
Really, he should stay for the lulz.Moiraine2008-09-04 12:52:31
He's kinda like an un-intentional Aquafresh, for those experienced in Imperian's forums.
Me likey.
Me likey.
Gwylifar2008-09-04 13:05:59
QUOTE(Arin @ Sep 3 2008, 04:47 PM) 553557
Scantily clad figures of female peeps.
That's exactly what that is. (Only it's purple because... well, I shouldn't have to explain everything. Anyway, there are purple duck peeps, go check.)
Revan2008-09-04 14:09:19
My Easter holidays have officially been mangled and contorted into something to be so horrifying and despised that not even the loving Jesus Himself could ever rectify the damage. I weep for peeps everywhere.
Unknown2008-09-04 17:50:56
The story you are about to read is true. Some of the names were changed to give a little more anonymity where it is needed. I'm posting it because quite frankly, I can't resist.
QUOTE
Below the peak.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. This area of fallen rock and scree twists up to the southwest towards the topmost mountain peak. Veins of dark red flow between the pink stones, a sanguineous fluid that appears to exude from the mountain's very peak. Huge boulders litter the path's edge, some so tenuously balanced on the cliff's edge that it appears that only a small jolt would send them crashing down the mountainside to the plains below. Princess Nadjia, Black Lotus of Night is here, shrouded. She wields a cruel athame of black ice in her left hand and a batwing shaped shield in her right. EnemiedSeren1 is here. He/She wields a Sereny thing in his/her left hand. EnemiedSeren2 is here, shrouded. He/She wields a Sereny thing in his/her left hand and a Sereny thing in his/her right.
You see exits leading east, southwest, and west.
9962h, 4761m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24900w elrxk<>-hi
Raising your hand in greeting, you say "Hi!"
9962h, 4743m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24897w elrxk<>-
EnemiedSeren1 sways back and forth.
10558h, 4740m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24896w elrxk<>-
EnemiedSeren1 inclines his/her head politely to those around him/her.
10558h, 4740m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24896w elrxk<>-say You might want to leave now.
You say, "You might want to leave now."
10558h, 4761m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24900w elrxk<>-
EnemiedSeren1 says, "Was just telling EnemiedSeren2 we should."
10558h, 4761m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24900w elrxk<>-
Finger extended, EnemiedSeren1 pokes EnemiedSeren2.
10558h, 4741m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24896w elrxk<>-grin
The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.
10558h, 4741m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24900w elrxk<>-
EnemiedSeren2 says, "Let's go then."
10558h, 4740m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24900w elrxk<>-
EnemiedSeren1 leaves to the east.
10558h, 4761m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24896w elrxk<>-
EnemiedSeren2 has been torn to shreds by a two-headed abhorrence.
10558h, 4741m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24900w elrxk<>-sq e
Thinning woods.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. There are 2 two-headed abhorrences here. The twisted remains of EnemiedSeren2 lie here. The soul of EnemiedSeren2 roams the land, bodiless. EnemiedSeren1 is here. He/She wields a Sereny thing in his/her left hand.
You can see no further.
10558h, 4741m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24900w elrxk<>-
10558h, 4721m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24896w elrxk<>-cough
You cough softly.
10558h, 4721m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24896w elrxk<>-
EnemiedSeren1 has been incinerated by a two-headed abhorrence.
10558h, 4721m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24900w elrxk<>-say Interesting.
You say, "Interesting."
10558h, 4761m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24900w elrxk<>-
Princess Nadjia, Black Lotus of Night says, "I thought they were not real."
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. This area of fallen rock and scree twists up to the southwest towards the topmost mountain peak. Veins of dark red flow between the pink stones, a sanguineous fluid that appears to exude from the mountain's very peak. Huge boulders litter the path's edge, some so tenuously balanced on the cliff's edge that it appears that only a small jolt would send them crashing down the mountainside to the plains below. Princess Nadjia, Black Lotus of Night is here, shrouded. She wields a cruel athame of black ice in her left hand and a batwing shaped shield in her right. EnemiedSeren1 is here. He/She wields a Sereny thing in his/her left hand. EnemiedSeren2 is here, shrouded. He/She wields a Sereny thing in his/her left hand and a Sereny thing in his/her right.
You see exits leading east, southwest, and west.
9962h, 4761m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24900w elrxk<>-hi
Raising your hand in greeting, you say "Hi!"
9962h, 4743m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24897w elrxk<>-
EnemiedSeren1 sways back and forth.
10558h, 4740m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24896w elrxk<>-
EnemiedSeren1 inclines his/her head politely to those around him/her.
10558h, 4740m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24896w elrxk<>-say You might want to leave now.
You say, "You might want to leave now."
10558h, 4761m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24900w elrxk<>-
EnemiedSeren1 says, "Was just telling EnemiedSeren2 we should."
10558h, 4761m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24900w elrxk<>-
Finger extended, EnemiedSeren1 pokes EnemiedSeren2.
10558h, 4741m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24896w elrxk<>-grin
The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.
10558h, 4741m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24900w elrxk<>-
EnemiedSeren2 says, "Let's go then."
10558h, 4740m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24900w elrxk<>-
EnemiedSeren1 leaves to the east.
10558h, 4761m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24896w elrxk<>-
EnemiedSeren2 has been torn to shreds by a two-headed abhorrence.
10558h, 4741m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24900w elrxk<>-sq e
Thinning woods.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. There are 2 two-headed abhorrences here. The twisted remains of EnemiedSeren2 lie here. The soul of EnemiedSeren2 roams the land, bodiless. EnemiedSeren1 is here. He/She wields a Sereny thing in his/her left hand.
You can see no further.
10558h, 4741m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24900w elrxk<>-
10558h, 4721m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24896w elrxk<>-cough
You cough softly.
10558h, 4721m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24896w elrxk<>-
EnemiedSeren1 has been incinerated by a two-headed abhorrence.
10558h, 4721m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24900w elrxk<>-say Interesting.
You say, "Interesting."
10558h, 4761m, 7935e, 10p, 24900en, 24900w elrxk<>-
Princess Nadjia, Black Lotus of Night says, "I thought they were not real."
Shaddus2008-09-04 22:08:24
(Market): Borca says, "Looking for 100 onsex.
Casilu2008-09-04 22:15:22
(Serenwilde): Sarrasri says, "Casilu lives."
(Serenwilde): Anisu says, "Good, tell her to stay that way or we shall kill her."
Hazar2008-09-04 22:53:05
(Skeleton Hearth): xxx says, "I need to use my Magnagoran allies to take
over the SD's and replace Night with Nifilhema."
over the SD's and replace Night with Nifilhema."
Celina2008-09-04 23:00:08
After giving a tour to Fain's new immortal...friend...
Scarred Artiste, Kashchei, Sandstorm Scholar pauses checking to see if he's a
maggot.
Kashchei wipes the back of his hand across his brow in relief.
Kashchei grabs his stomach and falls to the ground, writhing in agony. His flesh
rips painfully apart, revealing mounds of disgusting, disease-ridden maggots
beneath, which burst from his orifices and skin. As the last of Kashchei's flesh
liquifies, an abnormally large and filthy maggot crawls from the fleshy detritus
and a far-away mocking laughter booms through your ears.
I found it hilarious.
Scarred Artiste, Kashchei, Sandstorm Scholar pauses checking to see if he's a
maggot.
Kashchei wipes the back of his hand across his brow in relief.
Kashchei grabs his stomach and falls to the ground, writhing in agony. His flesh
rips painfully apart, revealing mounds of disgusting, disease-ridden maggots
beneath, which burst from his orifices and skin. As the last of Kashchei's flesh
liquifies, an abnormally large and filthy maggot crawls from the fleshy detritus
and a far-away mocking laughter booms through your ears.
I found it hilarious.
Moiraine2008-09-04 23:10:04
Classic slapstick.
But grosser.
But grosser.
