(x): Liam says, "I plant my nut seeds in her."


mudsecks?

(Great House Mes'ard): Gregori says, "Inox is the holder of our family jewels right now. She is taking good care of them."

We really need to rename that clanhelp soon

Brilliant flares of light rock the skies of the First World, their soundless
explosions lighting the coming night momentarily. Twin ribbons of ivory and gold
twirl above the city of New Celest, slowly descending with an elegant flutter as
a single, rhapsodic voice rises up from the shining walls of the city, heralding
the return of the Exalted Lord to mortal perception.

We get it. You're a god. Congratulations....

(Adiks): Nejii says, "No, he's English."
(Adiks): Alacardael says, "-sigh- I thought he was cool >.<."

Doesn't matter who we were talking about.

*smack Alacardael*

But wait! There's more!

(Adiks): Alacardael says, "How do brits gain that accent?"
(Adiks): Nejii says, "What do you mean, how do we ga....do I have to smack you again?"

Why mudecks when you can have the real thing? : /

(The Talnaras): Halamir says, "THEY TERK OUR JERBS!"

Yes, Evette, we get it. You're hot, and you can get laid. Quit rubbing it in, willya?

Liam and her live together IRL and are dating.

I know.

But I'm married and I don't get laid.

Nothing closes a woman's legs faster than wedding cake.

No offense to any women out there, of course.

Bitterness and other weird conversation to another topic, presumably lack of rants!

(The Daughters of Attai): Amatsemaru says, "YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE, BEING A
PIRATE IS ALL RIGHT TO BE, DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A
PIRATE."

(The Daughters of Attai): Kharaen (from the Aetherways) says, "Wanna see penis
mushrooms?"

also

Penitent Liconius says, "Wendy I can fly."

I always miss the funny moments.

(The Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "Wow. That really
does look like a penis."

(Reply to Marina)

No, I don't think you do. Like, He's a GOD. Like. A GOD. You know. A GOD. Do you get it? Really? Like REALLY REALLY get it?

Yea. I didn't think so.

I like the spammy god entrances. Puts me on my toes

Maylea's I can't even see amongst the spam