Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Fionn2008-09-07 12:58:54
I prefer this definition myself.

It not only defines scat, but also gives a probable origin for crow speak.
Jael2008-09-07 16:04:47
The Portal of Fate flashes as Crazykoodie steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.

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Unknown2008-09-07 23:44:03
QUOTE(Eventru @ Sep 6 2008, 08:20 AM) 554277
No, I don't think you do. Like, He's a GOD. Like. A GOD. You know. A GOD. Do you get it? Really? Like REALLY REALLY get it?

Yea. I didn't think so. wtf.gif



Unknown2008-09-07 23:46:37
QUOTE(Esano @ Sep 7 2008, 07:57 AM) 554591


......OMG!!!!!!!!!!! crying.gif And here I thought it meant "scram!".
Ayisdra2008-09-07 23:57:46
QUOTE(Marina_Whytetower @ Sep 7 2008, 07:46 PM) 554689
......OMG!!!!!!!!!!! crying.gif And here I thought it meant "scram!".


Marina, you seem so innonce to some terms.
Vathael2008-09-08 00:48:16
Penitent Garrett shouts, "HINATA!"

(Magnagora): Veracruz (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Garrett if you
shout out another name in that fashion ever again, I will personally castrate
you with a telepathic dagger."
Shaddus2008-09-08 01:23:24
Images of gruesome battle pass below you as you fly through the skies at
dizzying speed. You nimbly dart to the side as the mouth of a titanic creature
snaps at you, your voice breaking out into violent hymn as deep lacerations
cleave through the beast's body. Abruptly, you find yourself before the Tree of
Trees, your heart sinking as you realize what you must do. Your hand moves to
your throat as you feel your precious Gift leave your body, and you hide it
amongst the shimmering leaves.


Now THAT is a snazzy dream. Thanks, Admin!

(Or whoever suggested it)
Unknown2008-09-08 04:57:38
QUOTE(Vathael @ Sep 7 2008, 05:48 PM) 554700
Penitent Garrett shouts, "HINATA!"

(Magnagora): Veracruz (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Garrett if you
shout out another name in that fashion ever again, I will personally castrate
you with a telepathic dagger."


AnimateDagger is telekinetic.

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Unknown2008-09-08 06:10:56
This was so cute.

Laoma tells you, "Are you a goddess?"

You tell Laoma, "Only in the bedroom."
Tervic2008-09-08 07:18:11
You tell Elementalist Reiha ri`Tou, "(NOM)"

You tell Elementalist Reiha ri`Tou, "(NOM)"

You tell Elementalist Reiha ri`Tou, "(NOM)"

Reiha tells you, "(*ONNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMN."

You tell Elementalist Reiha ri`Tou, "I SURRENDER!"
Esano2008-09-08 08:35:10
QUOTE
*handing over crystals*

Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Etil'ck Arthar'rt nods slowly a strange glint entering his eyes.

Etil'ck Arthar'rt hastily throws a large bag of gold in your direction.

Etil'ck Arthar'rt says, "Finally! Now I can start the experiment. I'm sure that this time it will succeed."

Etil'ck Arthar'rt begins to grin, a look of hunger encompassing his eyes as he hoists the colourful, charged crystals in a small pouch in one hand, and a few of the scattered crystals from elsewhere.

Etil'ck Arthar'rt slowly, and almost reverently places the crystals in concentric circles, with the charged crystals in the centre, though leaving enough space for a small adolescent.

Etil'ck Arthar'rt shouts a sharp command and instantly a young slave stoically walks into the room and is ushered into the centre of the ring where he stands, immobile.

Etil'ck Arthar'rt fishes around in his pockets for a moment and brings out a fist-sized white crystal, glowing with an inner luminescence which he brings slowly towards the inner circle of crystals.

As the white light of the glowing crystal reaches the colourful ones, they all begin to glow harmoniously and a column of brilliant rainbow light erupts out of the circle, wholly encompassing the boy and causing Etil'ck to jump back, surprised.

The boy writhes in pain and a murky black cloud slowly begins to seep out of his orifices. It finally stops, hovering very close to the boy but not quite touching, when suddenly it forms a spear-like shape and darts out at the rainbow-light, causing a compression of the air that feels like a thunderclap without sound.

As the two clash and collide, the black murk slowly consumes the rainbow light until all that is left is a menacing black cloud laced with rainbow-coloured veins.

With an apparent target, the murky cloud strikes directly for Etil'ck Arthar'rt, encompassing his entire body and beginning to become absorbed into his skin.

As the murky cloud continues to invade his skin, Etil'ck Arthar'rt begins to run for a cabinet on the other side of the room. What starts off as a panicked jaunt gradually becomes slower and slower, his body becoming more and more stiff and brittle until finally he stops moving entirely, frozen as a statue.

The slave boy, shackles now lost in the hectic activity, flees out the door while the crystalline creature is distracted.
You gain a new honour!
A soft whirr echoes throughout the observatory, the sound of a machine starting up again.

A tidy laboratory.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. Broad shelves line the octagonal walls, reaching all the way around the room. Filled with a variety of glass tubes, powders and potions, each item on the shelves is labelled and orderly arranged. In the centre of the room, a clean crystal table is packed with all sorts of tools and laboratory equipment. To the back of the room, a narrow spiral staircase leads upwards to the top of the spire. A crystalline statue stands here, impeccably representing Etil'ck Arthar'rt.
You see exits leading west (open door) and up.

This lifelike statue depicts a lucidian in the midst of seething agony. His eyes, now little more than glowing globes of crimson fire, are trapped, too, forever in the grasp of a single instant. The crystals themselves take on a deep red tint that pervades into the very centre of the effigy.
It weighs about 3000 pounds.

He sabotaged the experiment of Etil'ck Arthar'rt.
Arin2008-09-08 10:15:44
QUOTE(Marina_Whytetower @ Sep 8 2008, 09:46 AM) 554689
......OMG!!!!!!!!!!! crying.gif And here I thought it meant "scram!".


Don't worry... so did I tongue.gif
Unknown2008-09-08 13:46:02
In the Serenwilde kitchen, discussing new recipes:

QUOTE
Little Sunshine, Zyanya, Adherent of the Maiden says, "Okok I have one. Let's
say you were sick and the only way you could get well was to eat a weevil. One
is a huge green one that tastes terrible, the other is a smaller one that
doesn't taste too bad. They both work the same to cure you... which do you
choose?"
1604h, 983m, 1197e, 0p ex-say Um...
You say, "Um..."
1604h, 983m, 1197e, 0p ex-
Zyanya looks at you hopefully.
1604h, 983m, 1197e, 0p ex-say the smaller one?
You say, "The smaller one?"
1604h, 983m, 1197e, 0p ex-
Little Sunshine, Zyanya, Adherent of the Maiden says, "Of course!"
1604h, 983m, 1197e, 0p ex-blink
You blink.
1604h, 983m, 1197e, 0p ex-
Little Sunshine, Zyanya, Adherent of the Maiden says, "You always choose the
lesser of two weevils."
1604h, 983m, 1197e, 0p ex-
Zyanya rolls on the floor, laughing.
1604h, 983m, 1197e, 0p ex-facepalm
You thrust your palm towards your forehead and hit it with a resounding *smack*!

Arix2008-09-08 13:51:15
I remember that joke from that Master and Commander movie
Aison2008-09-08 14:19:48
That is... I can't stop laughing. But at the same time mellow.gif
Ixchilgal2008-09-08 15:56:33
QUOTE(Denust @ Sep 8 2008, 12:57 AM) 554779
AnimateDagger is telekinetic.

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Not if you give someone a dagger, then Dominate them to castrate themself with it.
Unknown2008-09-08 17:50:11
I'm not certain if this technically goes here, but it was about Lusternia - sort of. Names have been changed to protect the - erm - innocent.

QUOTE
Karedesia says:
there's NO ONE at the Megalith

Karedesia says:
WHAT KIND OF PARALLEL UNIVERSE IS THIS

Lusternian Player says:
hahahahaha!

Lusternian Player says:
this is Achaea in a Lusternian context

Lusternian Player says:
everyone is out PKing

Karedesia says:
XD

Lusternian Player says:
or mudsexing


I just wanted to feed someone earwort! laugh.gif
Aison2008-09-08 17:58:05
Did they say that in-character, at in the megalith, with says??

If so, censor.gif slap the censor.gif out of them. mad.gif
Revan2008-09-08 18:11:15
Silly Aison. That's obviously MSN formatting
Aison2008-09-08 18:11:55
Oh.

Jesus censor.gif Christmas, I almost had a heart attack.