I tire of how idiotic this playerbase continues to grow - Falon may not be the smartest character around, but he -tries-, which is incredibly important in a place like Glomdoring... only to be continually insulted and mocked by people who stand around at the Ravenwood touching themselves.

That whole thing was silly.

I feel bad for Falon. He can't possibly deserve all the picking on he gets, poor guy.

Drop the subject, Falon is a forbidden topic.

There are a handful of people who get that attention. Magnagora just had Garrett, annoying to everyone but tried. Did not deserve some of the things he got, some he did. Either way he did seem blissfully unaware of the hate.

I try to talk to you whenever you're around! Well, more like, whenever you talk to me first, but that's not the point.

The start of our weeviling contest in Glomdoring:

(Glomdoring): Dowapaa says, "Alright contestants...GO!"

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "Halt."

(Glomdoring): Dowapaa says, "Or halt."

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "Somaria, perhaps it would be prudent to divest yourself of all weevil corpses before the competition begins."

You say to Lekius, "I cause plenty of trouble."
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Maylea smiles softly.
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say to lek do I have to tell you more jokes??
You ask Lekius, "Do I have to tell you more jokes?"
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Lekius Aramanth says, "Not in Her name though!"
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Lekius points accusingly at Maylea.
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The Divine voice of (Lisaera, Mother of Harvests) echoes in your head, "I'm glad you don't cause trouble in My name, little one."

(The Mists of Lateo): Daedalion says, "I drive the icecream truck so I can get children too =P."

Context!

(The Mists of Lateo): Daedalion (from the Aetherways) says, "Meh, we'll see.
I've always wanted to be in a medical profession."

(The Mists of Lateo): Somaria (from the Aetherways) says, "Me too."

(The Mists of Lateo): Somaria (from the Aetherways) says, "But that's because I
care. =P."

(The Mists of Lateo): Daedalion (from the Aetherways) says, "Lol."

(The Mists of Lateo): You say, "Dae, driving around in an icecream truck giving
away free mammograms does not count as a 'medical profession'"

(The Mists of Lateo): Daedalion (from the Aetherways) says, "Rofl."

(The Mists of Lateo): Daedalion (from the Aetherways) says, "Stop spying on me
arix."

(The Mists of Lateo): Somaria (from the Aetherways) says, "I'd be horrible,
running around and screaming because someone bled on me."

(The Mists of Lateo): Daedalion (from the Aetherways) says, "I drive the
icecream truck so I can get children too =P."

(The Mists of Lateo): Somaria (from the Aetherways) says, "O.O."

(The Mists of Lateo): Somaria (from the Aetherways) says, "Pedo."

(The Mists of Lateo): You say, "Alternately, you could give mammograms while
bungee jumping and call it 'Grope on a Rope'"

Falon arrives from the east.

Falon reaches over and spanks you firmly on your bum.

Falon leaves to the east.

You stare implacably about yourself.

Sajite snickers softly to herself.

THAT'S what he did? Dude, go ahead and enemy

Actually I forgot this part RIGHT before it.


Arix leaves to the east.


And then, Arix was the one who sold me his Falon mask..

CITY ENEMY ARIX: FOR TRYING TO INCITE BS BETWEEN ME AND GLOMDORING

You can't even do the command right. It's just brand arix enemy reason.

That log is fabricated. I am always shrouded, nobody would have seen me enter or leave unless the guard spoke up

Shiri on AIM: I hate that I'm the only class in the game with an insta that requires the target to actively cooperate with me.



Couldn't resist!

His warcry: 'I'll kill you but first I wanna sex you up!'


No, I won't tell you who, but it amused me.

(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri says, "Why is in the SG guildhall? O.o."

(Skeleton Hearth): Gregori says, "They needed someone to scrub the toilets."



EDIT: Censors removed for name and shame