Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Aison2008-09-15 21:13:13
You transfer 215 credits to Xiel.
I am now debt-free biggrin.gif.

Xiel tells you, "I only killed the leeches for their sweet, sweet juices."
Unknown2008-09-15 21:53:12
Dedicant Garret Lasairn, of the Hart says, "How can I be your uncle when your
older than me?"
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Harkux whispers soothing words to you.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-tongue Garret
Childishly, you stick your tongue out at Garret.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Estranged Poet Harkux says to Garret, "...It's not impossible."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-say You're Kyra's son. I'm Kyra's daughter's son.
You say, "You're Kyra's son. I'm Kyra's daughter's son."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Sparkling motes of bright light surround the Moonhart Mother Tree.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Dedicant Garret Lasairn, of the Hart says, "Ok... whatever."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Garret shrugs helplessly.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-say It's not my fault that she keeps on breeding!
You say, "It's not my fault that she keeps on breeding!"
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Continuing the hunt for his dark mate, Father Sun presses forward in his
journey, lowering himself in the sky yet still casting even, full light upon the
land.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Harkux gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Dedicant Garret Lasairn, of the Hart says, "She's not BREEDING."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Sparkling motes of bright light surround the Moonhart Mother Tree.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-say to Garret Where did you come from, then?
You say to Garret, "Where did you come from, then?"
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-say Children don't grow on trees.
You say, "Children don't grow on trees."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Harkux gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-say They are built in beehives and bird's nests!
You say, "They are built in beehives and bird's nests!"
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Lekius Aramanth, Arrey Arrane says, "Which are generally in tres."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Lekius Aramanth, Arrey Arrane says, "Trees."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Lekius Aramanth, Arrey Arrane says, "So, yes, they do technically "grow" on
trees."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Estranged Poet Harkux says to Lekius, "But not grown ON the trees."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Dedicant Garret Lasairn, of the Hart says, "I was ADOPTED."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
The bright sun shines down upon you.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-say to Lekius Beehives hang under trees.
You say to Lekius, "Beehives hang under trees."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Shaking his head at Harkux, Lekius says "Nope."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Shaking his head at you, Lekius says "Nope."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Sparkling motes of bright light surround the Moonhart Mother Tree.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Sparkling motes of bright light surround the Moonhart Mother Tree.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Lekius Aramanth, Arrey Arrane says, "I could take you both, therefore, I win."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-say to Garret Then you're my uncle my adoption.
You say to Garret, "Then you're my uncle my adoption."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Estranged Poet Harkux says to Lekius, "Shut up, you butt."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
A mottled blue wyvern glides in from the ether on its massive leathery wings.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
With a flap of its massive leathery wings, a mottled blue wyvern glides off to
the north.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Lekius taps his nose knowingly at Harkux.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-say to Lekius I could put you off taking me by insinuating a homosexual hint in the idea of being 'taken', therefore I win.
You say to Lekius, "I could put you off taking me by insinuating a homosexual
hint in the idea of being 'taken', therefore I win."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Alondra peers about herself unscrupulously.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Alondra peers at you unscrupulously.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Garret shrugs helplessly.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Harkux rolls on the floor in front of you, laughing.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-say Perhaps by shouting "Oh yes, Take me harder, big boy!"...
You say, "Perhaps by shouting "Oh yes, Take me harder, big boy!"..."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Harkux rolls on the floor, laughing.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Alondra peers at you unscrupulously.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
(Market): Teak says, "Jeweler for hire!"
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Lekius looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exb-
Lekius weaves his hands towards you and light erupts into fascinating patterns
that overwhelm your senses.
Vision returns, though you no longer see the world through the sixth sense.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
The bright sun shines down upon you.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Lekius weaves his hands towards you and light erupts into fascinating patterns
that overwhelm your senses.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Estranged Poet Harkux laughingly says to you, "Oh gosh, you're my hero."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Lekius points an amethyst crow necklace at you, and sparks fly out of it.
Sticky strands of webbing spray out to cover you.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exp-
In a swift, fluid motion, Harkux springs up from her hands to land crouched on
her feet.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exp-
Lekius nods his head at himself.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exp-
Harkux snaps her fingers purposelessly.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exp-blink
You blink.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exp-
Dedicant Garret Lasairn, of the Hart says, "Sorry.. I zoned out."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exp-
Lekius gestures at you, and bright lights flicker before your eyes.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exp-say Ooh, tying me down first?
You say, "Ooh, tying me down first?"
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exp-say Kinky!
You say, "Kinky!"
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exp-
Harkux rolls on the floor, laughing.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exp-
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exp-writhe
You begin trying to wrest your mind free of that which has transfixed it.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ep-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exp-
You continue trying to wrest your mind free.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exp-
You continue trying to wrest your mind free.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exp-
You have writhed free of your state of transfixion.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exp-writhe
You begin to struggle free of your entanglement.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ep-
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ep-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exp-
You twist and turn as you attempt to escape from your entanglement.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p exp-
You have writhed free of your entanglement.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-stand
You stand straight up.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-grin Lekius
You grin mischievously at Lekius.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-ql
Lekius gives you the once over.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Lekius looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-smile Lekius
You flash Lekius a joyous smile.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
The bright sun shines down upon you.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-say So... about this 'taking' business?
You say, "So... about this 'taking' business?"
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Druidess Alondra Mes'ard, Keeper of the Sacred Grove says, "Ummmm."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Estranged Poet Harkux says, "He means to say he can beat the ribbons out of us."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Lekius Aramanth, Arrey Arrane says, "I can show you both what the insides of
your skulls look like."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Eamon arrives from the south.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Eamon places his hands on the Moonhart Mother Tree and disappears in a fountain
of pulsating energy.
A frost hag spares a glance for Eamon as he leaves.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Estranged Poet Harkux says to Lekius, "Seen it. Wasn't so much impressed."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
A leaf falls from the Moonhart Mother Tree and floats gently to the ground,
turning to mulch.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-say to Lekius Will you call me 'big boy' when you do?
You say to Lekius, "Will you call me 'big boy' when you do?"
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Lekius Aramanth, Arrey Arrane says, "Yes but this time it'll be Lekius-ized."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Estranged Poet Harkux says, "I'd rather not be Lekius-ized, thank you very
muchly."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Alondra peers at you unscrupulously.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-say to Lekius Is Lekius partularly big, or is it only little?
You say to Lekius, "Is Lekius partularly big, or is it only little?"
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-grin Lekius
You grin mischievously at Lekius.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Lekius Aramanth, Arrey Arrane says, "What about Arrey Arrane-ized?"
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Iola places her hands on the Moonhart Mother Tree and disappears in a fountain
of pulsating energy.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
The bright sun shines down upon you.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Estranged Poet Harkux says, "I've been Arrey Arrane-ized."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Estranged Poet Harkux says, "Did it to myself one time, too."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Harkux taps her nose knowingly.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Lekius Aramanth, Arrey Arrane says to you, "You are awfully too curious about
me."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-say to Lekius You were the one who wanted to 'take' me, sir.
You say to Lekius, "You were the one who wanted to 'take' me, sir."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Alondra peers at you unscrupulously.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Shadows grow longer in anticipation for the return of their dark mistress as
Father Sun's chase brings him closer to the world's edge.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-say to Lekius I'm only trying to find out if it is worth my while.
You say to Lekius, "I'm only trying to find out if it is worth my while."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-chuckle
You chuckle long and heartily.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Alondra shakes her head.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Lekius Aramanth, Arrey Arrane says, "Take is a synonym for kill, destroy,
pillage, wreck, annihilate, slay, cut down, beat to a pulp, make your head
explode, slay with my magical prowess, the list goes on."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Estranged Poet Harkux says to Lekius, "I quite like 'wreck'."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Alondra twirls her cudgel before her, bringing forth an emerald shield that
surrounds her.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Lekius Aramanth, Arrey Arrane says, "There were no sexual connotations in it."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
A shimmering field of protection flares up around Alondra.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-say to Lekius Oh, so you like it rough then?
You say to Lekius, "Oh, so you like it rough then?"
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
The bright sun shines down upon you.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Alondra bows her head, then suddenly giggles.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Lekius Aramanth, Arrey Arrane says to Harkux, "Personal favorite of mine too."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Druidess Alondra Mes'ard, Keeper of the Sacred Grove says, "You got to be
kiddin' me."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
The corners of Harkux's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
A ray of sunlight hits Alondra and infuses her in a nimbus of bright light.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
You hear the flapping of wings and see a shadow pass over Alondra.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
You jump back as Alondra's muscles ripple and she suddenly roars like a bear.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-say to Lekius Do you... pillage people often?
You say to Lekius, "Do you... pillage people often?"
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Dedicant Garret Lasairn, of the Hart says, "Seriously, I keep zoning back in at
the wrong time."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Alondra throws back her head and howls like a wolf.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Alondra closes her eyes and bows her head as a fine spray of water coats her
skin.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
You look at Alondra in amazement as ghostly antlers sprout from her head and
just as soon fade away.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Alondra abruptly hunches over and toddles in a circle, dragging her knuckles on
the ground and making strange whooping noises.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Alondra leaps about in a circle and neighs like a horse.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-say to Lekius Break in and get your hands on the family jewels?
You say to Lekius, "Break in and get your hands on the family jewels?"
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Lekius Aramanth, Arrey Arrane says, "Again, there were no sexual conontations."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Alondra lays her hands upon the Moonhart Mother Tree. The air around her
sparkles and fills with a thrumming buzz.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
The eyes of Lekius glow with a green light.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-say to Lekius Ah, but you would say that, out here in front of everyone.
You say to Lekius, "Ah, but you would say that, out here in front of everyone."
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
The eyes of Alondra glow with a green light.
1838h, 1434m, 1399e, 0p ex-
Estranged Poet Harkux laughingly says, "Leddy, we got the point, hun."
Xiel2008-09-15 21:54:05
wub.gif Aison
Esano2008-09-15 23:26:26
Unknown2008-09-16 00:16:26
QUOTE
Sthai d'Murani, Clockwork Amaranth says, "Oh, bloody Nil. The Heresiarch is
going to have kittens. Horned ones."
Shaddus2008-09-16 00:27:50
Alright, now explain the context. Otherwise, people who weren't there, won't understand.
Casilu2008-09-16 00:39:58
QUOTE(Shaddus Mes @ Sep 15 2008, 05:27 PM) 558022
Alright, now explain the context. Otherwise, people who weren't there, won't understand.


Context makes it less interesting.
Diamondais2008-09-16 01:12:43
Yumo tells you, "What if you promised to be nice to faelings for a while? Then I'd actually be helping us out!"

My old proteges rock, I wish I could help them out more. wub.gif
Unknown2008-09-16 01:16:10
talking with my future wife and says this like spur of the moment. I couldn't help laugh.

(******) says: Sooo...


(******) says: Can I have your babies?
Vathael2008-09-16 05:15:47
9380h, 3962m, 5700e, 10p, 29398en, 27896w elrxkd<>-ne

The Mountains of Madness.
Filling the firmament is a lattice of heavy grey clouds. You see exits leading
southeast, west, and up.
9380h, 3962m, 5700e, 10p, 29397en, 27896w elrxkd<>-who

9380h, 4000m, 5700e, 10p, 29397en, 27896w elrxkd<>-scan

Your trained eyes scan the surrounding area.
9380h, 4000m, 5700e, 10p, 29392en, 27896w elrxkd<>-touch torus

You touch a transplanar torus, which begins to click and whir. Through a complex
series of shifting shapes and patterns, it unfolds into a sheet that improbably
wraps around you and pulls you into a transplanar fulcrux.
A platform amidst the darkness.
In the shape of an open palm, a metallic sigil lies here. A sigil in the shape
of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground.
You see exits leading north, northeast, southeast, south, southwest, northwest,
and down.
9380h, 3980m, 5700e, 10p, 29400en, 27896w elrxkd<>-sw

((Somewhere in the Undervault))

9380h, 3960m, 5700e, 10p, 29399en, 27896w elrxkd<>-who

Postulant Urijah (A chamber for twisted amusements)
9380h, 3960m, 5700e, 10p, 29399en, 27896w elrxkd<>-ascend to the havens

+--+

Your spread your arms wide, and the air between your hands begins to warp and
twist as you bore a hole through the fabric of the planes, seeking to ascend to
the Divine Havens.
9380h, 3500m, 5700e, 10p, 29400en, 27897w lrxkd<>-
You have recovered equilibrium.
9380h, 3500m, 5700e, 10p, 29400en, 27900w elrxkd<>-

+--+ Aison
9380h, 3482m, 5700e, 10p, 29400en, 27897w elrxkd<>-
You fold space and a swirling gateway of brilliant light pierces the air before
you, boring a hole through the very fabric of the planes to the Vault of Heaven.
You ascend confidently through the rotating gate, which shimmers and snaps shut
behind you.
The Vault of Heaven.
With outstretched arms, an enormous statue of Estarra stands here vigilantly. A
mottled blue wyvern gracefully stands here, arching its serpentine neck and
flapping its massive leathery wings.
You see a single exit leading down.
9380h, 3482m, 5700e, 10p, 29400en, 27897w elrxkd<>-
+--+


9380h, 3482m, 5700e, 10p, 29400en, 27897w elrxkd<>-clt8 pff

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Pff."
9380h, 3736m, 5700e, 10p, 29400en, 27896w elrxkd<>-touch torus

You touch a transplanar torus, which begins to click and whir. Through a complex
series of shifting shapes and patterns, it unfolds into a sheet that improbably
wraps around you and pulls you into a transplanar fulcrux.
A platform amidst the darkness.
In the shape of an open palm, a metallic sigil lies here. A sigil in the shape
of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground.
You see exits leading north, northeast, southeast, south, southwest, northwest,
and down.
9380h, 3717m, 5700e, 10p, 29400en, 27897w elrxkd<>-
(Disciples of Klangratch): Aison (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Eff
you."
9380h, 3717m, 5700e, 10p, 29400en, 27900w elrxkd<>-


I didn't even do anything. =\\
Aison2008-09-16 05:30:16
You were totally gonna jump Urijah!

Vathael has entered the area.
5163h, 4963m, 5547e, 10p exk<>-
You raise a gleaming symbol of hope towards an illithoid ravager, and a
scintillating beam of light burns into her chest.
5163h, 4883m, 5547e, 10p xk<>-
Urijah raises a holy symbol of the light towards an illithoid ravager, and a
scintillating beam of light burns into her chest.
The Light of Celestia overwhelms an illithoid ravager, as her soul is purged
from her flesh.
An illithoid ravager has been slain by Urijah.
A slithering inner worm tumbles out of the corpse of an illithoid ravager.
Urijah suddenly scoops up the corpse of an illithoid ravager.
5163h, 4883m, 5547e, 10p xk<>-
...

You fling your Hermit tarot to the ground. Upon contact, it explodes in a great
flash of technicolour light.
You vaguely make out a large, square doorway of light and you step through it.
Urijah has left the area.
Urijah follows you ether.
...

wub.gif my spectacles wub.gif wub.gif
Arix2008-09-16 05:45:43
(Adiks): Xiel says, "But my RP IS sucking balls."

(Adiks): Xiel says, "I'm an innocent little boy O:)"
Rika2008-09-16 05:46:36
Aww, wub.gif Xiel
Xiel2008-09-16 05:46:39
Lies and slander. sad.gif
Casilu2008-09-16 07:03:40
I don't know if it's been shown on here before, but...

Maylea, Bloom of Serenity says to you, "Happy birthday."
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w esSilrxk- <00:02:38.303>

Maylea gives a four-sided pentagon to you.
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w esSilrxk- <00:02:40.775>

"Heh heh heh" Xiel chuckles.
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w esSilrxk- <00:02:41.885>
p pentagon
This simple crystal is milky white, almost completely opaque though a flicker of prismatic colour passes across the surface. Impossibly, although your mind comprehends the shape of the crystal as a pentagon, it has only four sides.
It is strangely weightless.
3046h, 4482m, 4974e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w esSilrxk- <00:02:45.903>
Saaga2008-09-16 08:21:54
(Celest): Arin says, "Ph33r me."

Brutal.
Arin2008-09-16 08:32:45
I hate you!

It was meant to go to a clan!
Saaga2008-09-16 08:41:00
I know, I know! wink.gif But that's still a brutal thing to mis! If only you'd know what I have mis'ed... Fortunately, these things fade from the collective memory of Lusternia quite quickly!
Tervic2008-09-16 08:57:06
QUOTE(Saaga @ Sep 16 2008, 01:41 AM) 558156
I know, I know! wink.gif But that's still a brutal thing to mis! If only you'd know what I have mis'ed... Fortunately, these things fade from the collective memory of Lusternia quite quickly!


That's what we want you to believe.
Shiri2008-09-16 08:57:26
QUOTE(Saaga @ Sep 16 2008, 09:41 AM) 558156
I know, I know! wink.gif But that's still a brutal thing to mis! If only you'd know what I have mis'ed... Fortunately, these things fade from the collective memory of Lusternia quite quickly!

Do they now? You should ask Yuniko and Gero about that.