Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Moiraine2008-09-17 05:12:09
QUOTE(Arix @ Sep 17 2008, 03:50 AM) 558507
(The Daughters of Attai): Callia says, "I don't know... slave clown fetish might
be fun..."


We sell that.... crying.gif
Unknown2008-09-17 06:14:32
Log in just little bit ago...

(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri says, "Serenguard probably don't remember that
they're there to keep corruption out of HS."

(Skeleton Hearth): Halamir says, "Serenguard do what now?"

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "We're our own aloof entity now, so keep it
there."

(Skeleton Hearth): Halamir says, "Besides you know, fail as a guild."

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "What we're plenty successful you take that
back."

(Skeleton Hearth): Kelysa says, "I had a Tuek poster on my bedroom door when I
was a little Moondancer. So... I'd be happy to see this. ohmy.gif."

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "In fact we're topguild."

(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri says, "...that's not creepy at all Kelysa."

(Skeleton Hearth): Akui says, "Well, some do! The problem is we're so lethargic
about anything that takes effort."

(Skeleton Hearth): Kelysa says, "No, not at all!"

(Skeleton Hearth): Akui says, "So it would have to be one freaking good case."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Wait what?"

(Skeleton Hearth): Kelysa says, "Ahaha."
Rika2008-09-17 06:17:26
QUOTE(Anonymous @ Sep 17 2008, 06:14 PM) 558564
Log in just little bit ago...

(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri says, "Serenguard probably don't remember that
they're there to keep corruption out of HS."

(Skeleton Hearth): Halamir says, "Serenguard do what now?"

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "We're our own aloof entity now, so keep it
there."

(Skeleton Hearth): Halamir says, "Besides you know, fail as a guild."

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "What we're plenty successful you take that
back."

(Skeleton Hearth): Kelysa says, "I had a Tuek poster on my bedroom door when I
was a little Moondancer. So... I'd be happy to see this. ohmy.gif."

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "In fact we're topguild."

(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri says, "...that's not creepy at all Kelysa."

(Skeleton Hearth): Akui says, "Well, some do! The problem is we're so lethargic
about anything that takes effort."

(Skeleton Hearth): Kelysa says, "No, not at all!"

(Skeleton Hearth): Akui says, "So it would have to be one freaking good case."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Wait what?"

(Skeleton Hearth): Kelysa says, "Ahaha."


So harsh and yet so true. sad.gif
Veracruz2008-09-17 16:30:59
You say, "I have 30 left over."

Roulette halls of the Magnagora Casino.
The clacking of many roulette tables is heard throughout this posh casino, as
many citizens try their hand at making a fortune. A circle of velvet couches
surrounds the ever spinning tables for lounging and drinking. An opulent
roulette wheel lies here horizontally, tempting those with a taste for risk.
Suklub, the roulette spinner stands here beside his table. A taint wyrm is
coiled on the ground here, spoiling the air with its corrosive stench.
Dilettante Balizar is here. He wields a wyrm emblazoned shield in his left hand
and a twilight lyre in his right.
You see exits leading east (open door) and out (open door).

Suklub, a roulette spinner winks at Balizar as he places a bet of 3000
bet 1000 gold on 23
sovereigns on 15.

You bet 1000 sovereigns on 23, eliciting a wry grin and a wink from Suklub, a
roulette spinner.

You say, "3k."

You shout "Oi!" at the top of your voice.

Suklub, a roulette spinner says, "No more bets!" and gives the wheel a good
spin. The ball begins to smoothly spin around the wheel.

The ball starts to bounce around wildly on the wheel, giving you no idea where
it will stop.

The ball finally settles down on 23 (black).
Suklub, a roulette spinner exclaims to you, "We have a winner! You've won 35000
gold!" He returns the stakes for your winning bets, and hands you your winnings.
Suklub, a roulette spinner gives an exaggerated sigh and says, with a twinkle,
"Ahh well, you can't win 'em all. Better luck next time to the losers!"

You blink.

Your exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and you fall into a deep sleep.

Suklub, a roulette spinner winks at Balizar as he places a bet of 3000
sovereigns on 15.

You float adrift in a vast emptiness, devoid of light and dark, sound and
colour, heat and cold, form and substance. The only constant is the silence, a
thundering absence so loud it threatens to overwhelm your senses and send you
reeling into madness. You perceive vague forms impossibly far away, but they too
have no purpose or place here. Helplessness overcomes you as you slowly begin to
realize that you will never escape this place.

Suklub, a roulette spinner says, "No more bets!" and gives the wheel a good
spin. The ball begins to smoothly spin around the wheel.

The ball starts to bounce around wildly on the wheel, giving you no idea where
it will stop.

The ball finally settles down on 15 (black).
Suklub, a roulette spinner exclaims to Balizar, "We have a winner! You've won
105000 gold!"

Balizar puts some gold sovereigns in a leaf-green backpack.

You are asleep and can do nothing. WAKE will attempt to wake you.

You open your eyes and yawn mightily.

You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.


You tell Dilettante Balizar, "HOLY ****."

Roulette halls of the Magnagora Casino.
The clacking of many roulette tables is heard throughout this posh casino, as
many citizens try their hand at making a fortune. A circle of velvet couches
surrounds the ever spinning tables for lounging and drinking. An opulent
roulette wheel lies here horizontally, tempting those with a taste for risk.
Suklub, the roulette spinner stands here beside his table. A taint wyrm is
coiled on the ground here, spoiling the air with its corrosive stench.
Dilettante Balizar is here. He wields a wyrm emblazoned shield in his left hand
and a twilight lyre in his right.
You see exits leading east (open door) and out (open door).

You say, "Did you see that!"
Kharaen2008-09-17 19:11:00
So. That's where Bali's been getting his gold. And he looked cross at me for a 100 gold locksmith fee!
Vathael2008-09-17 20:10:57
Astral insanity....or is it.

Terentia tells you, "I am afraid of the Soulless Gods."
Lawliet2008-09-17 20:12:00
I wish I was that lucky sad.gif
Arin2008-09-17 21:37:11
QUOTE(Moiraine @ Sep 17 2008, 07:47 AM) 558354


& Kharaen

You people failed.
Kharaen2008-09-17 22:52:55
What'd I doooooo.
Kelysa2008-09-18 01:26:35

Druidess Alondra Mes'ard, Keeper of the Sacred Grove says, "Trouts need love
too."
Casilu2008-09-18 01:34:09
QUOTE(Kelysa @ Sep 17 2008, 06:26 PM) 558942
Druidess Alondra Mes'ard, Keeper of the Sacred Grove says, "Trouts need love
too."


You really should leave that to Celest, that sounds more like their job.
Moiraine2008-09-18 03:06:51
QUOTE(Arin @ Sep 17 2008, 09:37 PM) 558834
& Kharaen

You people failed.


Huh?
Reiha2008-09-18 06:58:17
Wingless Angel, Jasato Kuriskagi, Marshal of the Aegis says, "To gyorn she
follows cause I'm hot......."

Jasato shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Wingless Angel, Jasato Kuriskagi, Marshal of the Aegis says, "Oh son of a..."
Arin2008-09-18 11:07:01
QUOTE(Moiraine @ Sep 18 2008, 01:06 PM) 558962
Huh?


Nevermind... trivial trivial...
Unknown2008-09-18 17:17:25
QUOTE
Nerra Natsurei says to you, "What is it, then?"

You say, "Philandery!"

Nerra Natsurei says, "What'"

Nerra Natsurei says, "Philandery?"

You nod your head sagely at Nerra.

You say, "Philandery."

Nerra Natsurei says, "Is that some sort of glandurlar problem?"
Shurimaru2008-09-18 18:17:54
Shurimaru was Lusternia's first and best philanderer.
Unknown2008-09-18 22:33:12
OOPS.
Unknown2008-09-18 23:01:39

You tell Estranged Poet Harkux, "And your new husband is going to get one hell
of a suprise on the wedding night."

Harkux tells you, "Nope. One learns to tuck."

Harkux tells you, "...Oh gods."

You tell Estranged Poet Harkux, "Hrm?"

Harkux tells you, "Woow...I think I took that too far. Sorry."

You tell Estranged Poet Harkux, "I've heard worse. Oh, and... QUOTED."

Harkux tells you, "..."

Harkux tells you, "I hate you."
Harkux2008-09-18 23:04:31
=( Thank you for atleast taking the rest of that context out <3
Unknown2008-09-18 23:09:22
QUOTE(Harkux @ Sep 19 2008, 12:04 AM) 559324
=( Thank you for atleast taking the rest of that context out <3


How could I not?

QUOTE
You tell Estranged Poet Harkux, "3...2...1... Start hating me now!"

Harkux tells you, "...?"

You tell Estranged Poet Harkux, "Forum."

Harkux tells you, "I hate your guts and hope you burn."

Harkux tells you, ":( and I hope you get forumbanned for my potty mouth."

You tell Estranged Poet Harkux, "Love you too, sugardumpling!"

Harkux tells you, "Nobotsrsly take that off? D:."