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by Terentia

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Nezha2007-11-09 17:59:17
that was not me
Nariah2007-11-09 21:23:07
This was just too amusing not to quote even if I missed a tiny part due to connection issues:

At the performance of the first Magnagoran play:
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A viscanti nobleman says, "These are the cheaper seats, I take it."

Lady Ardath n'Lochli says, "Indeed, lord. I was just commenting upon the rather vulgar surroundings."

Raising his nasal voice, A viscanti nobleman exclaims, "Where are the cushions? Send for a serf!"

Aamirez, of the Damned says, "I am here."

A viscanti nobleman says, "Fetch me a cushion at once."

Aamirez, of the Damned says, "Yes sir."

A viscanti nobleman dismisses Aamirez with a wave of his hand.

Aamirez leaves to the out.

Aamirez arrives from the out.

Aamirez, of the Damned says, "I must apologize, none are within the city limits. Perhaps my human skin would be soft enough?"

/here I disconnected/

A viscanti nobleman says, "It rather stinks in here, does it not."

A viscanti nobleman waves a scented hankerchief in front of him.

The Theatre of Bloody Threnodies.
Covered in sewn black leather, a long, low couch rests here. Soft black velvet covers this low-lying couch, its plump cushions appearing quite inviting. A draconic sconce rests on the wall; flame flickering deep in its throat. Looking completely unadorned, a sturdy wooden stage has been erected here. An elaborately masked viscanti lady strolls gracefully by, bejeweled in regal blue silks and lace. A huge archdemon looms here, surrounded by black mist. Gracefully perched upon Aamirez's prostrate body, a viscanti nobleman waves a scented hankerchief in front of his nose and darts contemptuous expressions at the rabble about him.

Aamirez, of the Damned says to Lady Ardath n'Lochli, "I must apologize for any discomfort."

A viscanti nobleman says, "Don't talk, seat. It is uncomfortable for me."
Acrune2007-11-09 21:52:06
Cooool
Noola2007-11-09 22:25:30
That IS awesome!

Someone should post a log to it (not necessarily the play itself, of course, but all the neat lead-up that apparently happened) in the new Events scrolls sub-forum! koo-koo.gif
Daganev2007-11-09 23:08:57
is this a new thing that mobs can do, or is it just a new thing that posing can do?
Noola2007-11-09 23:14:37
QUOTE(daganev @ Nov 9 2007, 05:08 PM) 457221
is this a new thing that mobs can do, or is it just a new thing that posing can do?



Ooooh... I hope it's a new thing that posing can do! Then, I can have Noola posed as reading a book in the library! floaty.gif
Ymbryne2007-11-09 23:21:11
It was the NPC's "room" message that was changed, not a pose.
Furien2007-11-09 23:23:02
Yeah.

But, man, custom poses would be AWESOME. dribble.gif
Noola2007-11-09 23:23:10
QUOTE(Ymbryne @ Nov 9 2007, 05:21 PM) 457228
It was the NPC's "room" message that was changed, not a pose.



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Ah well. It's still awfully cool! laugh.gif
Rakor2007-11-10 04:00:57
Ahh finally got a play done

whoooooooo
Arix2007-11-10 05:11:44
The Portal of Fate flashes as Vulva steps through, now ready to begin a fresh
life in Lusternia.
Unknown2007-11-10 05:13:38
(College): Vulva says, "Hi im the outside of a womans vagina how are you today?"
Stangmar2007-11-10 05:14:44
(College): Please welcome Vulva who has just enrolled into the College of Necromantic & Tainted Research to learn the ways of the Nihilists!

(College): Caedryn says, "Vulva, read HELP NAMECHANGE immediately, please."

College): Vulva says, "Hi im the outside of a womans censor.gif how are you today?"

<>: You say, "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS INSANITY?"

(College): Vulva says, "I enjoy rigerous excercise and bible studys."

(College): Vulva says, "How about you?"

(College): You say, "I highly recommend changing your tone."

<>: Aamirez (from the Aetherways) says, "Why must they be Nihilists?"

(College): You say, "As in....NOW."

(Magnagora): Shikha (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Vulva was uncitizened."


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Unknown2007-11-10 05:49:24
Wow after reading that my respect meter for Aamirez just doubled, that was really cool. Wish I was there >_<

edit: not the vulva thing tongue.gif, the play of course!
Unknown2007-11-10 06:05:52
Now this is impressive

Apparently I had pk careful off? The PK system here confuses me.

Tervic Vengeance
Alianna Suspect
Varent Suspect
Varent Vengeance
Mysti Vengeance
Mysti Vengeance
Narallen Suspect
Narallen Vengeance
Hyperion Suspect
Wayne Suspect
Malicia Suspect
Malicia Vengeance
Casilu Suspect
Nessa Suspect
Sojiro Suspect

Suppose I won't be fighting any time soon. Funny note. It was in choke...and I think I used phantom on 2 people before I was curing manually. Demesne got all of that for me....minus Sojiro, Wayne and Varent I think.
Shiri2007-11-10 06:13:32
Demesnes get you vengeance like that. Demesne getting suspect would make sense, but it doesn't stop after you die. It's a MESS.
Enero2007-11-10 06:14:42
QUOTE(stangmar @ Nov 10 2007, 05:14 AM) 457300
<>: You say, "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS INSANITY?"



suspicious.gif

Tooth fot a tooth, insanity for an insanity! smile.gif
Reiha2007-11-10 06:16:29
Hell is perfectly IC; I mean, we have hellish nightmares for sale. tongue.gif
Unknown2007-11-10 06:22:34
QUOTE(Bianca @ Nov 10 2007, 01:05 AM) 457307
Now this is impressive

Apparently I had pk careful off? The PK system here confuses me.

madness

Suppose I won't be fighting any time soon. Funny note. It was in choke...and I think I used phantom on 2 people before I was curing manually. Demesne got all of that for me....minus Sojiro, Wayne and Varent I think.


I've gotten avengered twice because of my stupid demesne. It does suck. rolleyes.gif

Wont be dealing with it much longer....
Furien2007-11-10 06:25:11
Like hell you won't.

We need our Druid! sad.gif