Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Nariah2008-09-19 01:47:38
A topaz glow shoots up out of New Celest, illuminating the skies above.

Lady Jarana Farain shouts, "Glory be to Japhiel, the Illuminator of Merciful Justice!"

Hidden Reaver, Shaddus Mes'ard, Wyrmwood Trademaster shouts, "May He die a horrible death at the hands of a plague of rats."

Shaddus has been torn to shreds by a plague of rats.

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Shaddus2008-09-19 01:48:07
Sure someone will post this, but I wanted to post my view of it.


Lady Jarana Farain shouts, "Glory be to Japhiel, the Illuminator of Merciful
Justice!"
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You shout, "May He die a horrible death at the hands of a plague of rats."


A churning plague of rats swirls in from the down.

You nod your head emphatically.
A plague of rats scratches at you with dirty claws, tearing angry red streaks
through your skin.
3421h, 4080m, 2568e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe||Health: -1515|

A plague of rats whips you with his long tail, leaving a stinging welt.
2793h, 4080m, 2568e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe||Health: -1560|

You bleed 171 health.
2622h, 4080m, 2568e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe||Health: -171|


A plague of rats whips you with his long tail, leaving a stinging welt.
979h, 3840m, 2568e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe||Health: -1643|


A plague of rats scratches at you with dirty claws, tearing angry red streaks
through your skin.
You have been slain by a plague of rats.
Your body begins the process of transforming into a lich.
Tervic2008-09-19 05:01:44
(Celest): You say, "May I laugh now?"

(Celest): Eventru says, "We already are."

Deep, rumbling laughter echoes across the First World, sparkling golden and ivory light rippling across the skies high above.
Tervic2008-09-19 06:58:50
Arin gives a mysterious sausage in a bread roll to you.


Um.... what?
Casilu2008-09-19 07:02:59
(Viper Fang Forging): Tervic says, "Casi."
3496h, 4779m, 5720e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxkb- <23:54:54.867>

(Viper Fang Forging): Tervic says, "Make me a new suffix."
3496h, 4779m, 5720e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxkb- <23:54:58.597>

(Viper Fang Forging): Tervic says, "Some twat keeps changing it."
3496h, 4779m, 5720e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxkb- <23:54:2.705>

(Viper Fang Forging): Tervic says, "And it's not me."
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honours tervic
Templar Tervic Sijamrak, the Confused (Male Loboshigaru).
He is 99 years old, having been born on the 8th of Estar, 117 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 101st in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He holds the position of an Inquisitor in the Paladins.
He holds the position of Guild Archivist in the Paladins.
He is a Voyager to the Beyond in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the Empyreal Academy (honours).
He is a member of the clan called 'The Armies of Light.'
He is the clan head of the clan called 'Viper Fang Forging.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Tharedian Forge.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Dekoven Lineage.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His motto: 'We're all just trapped in reality's cage.'
He is considered to be approximately 210% of your might.
He has taken the hand of Arkzrael Sijamrak in marriage.
He has been divorced once.
He is a founder of the Sijamrak family.
See HONOURS FULL TERVIC to view his 24 special honours.
3496h, 4779m, 5720e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxkb- <23:54:6.452>
clt2 I'm bad with titles, look at mine!
(Viper Fang Forging): You say, "I'm bad with titles, look at mine!"
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(Viper Fang Forging): Tervic says, "True."
3496h, 4779m, 5720e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxkb- <23:55:42.746>

clt2 Professor Pie?
(Viper Fang Forging): You say, "Professor Pie?"
3496h, 4779m, 5720e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxkb- <23:55:6.789>

(Viper Fang Forging): Tervic says, "No."
3496h, 4779m, 5720e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxkb- <23:55:9.443>
clt2 yes.... YES!
(Viper Fang Forging): You say, "Yes.... YES!"
3496h, 4779m, 5720e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxkb- <23:55:16.025>
honours tervic
Templar Tervic Sijamrak, the Suffixless (Male Loboshigaru).
He is 99 years old, having been born on the 8th of Estar, 117 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 101st in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He holds the position of an Inquisitor in the Paladins.
He holds the position of Guild Archivist in the Paladins.
He is a Voyager to the Beyond in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the Empyreal Academy (honours).
He is a member of the clan called 'The Armies of Light.'
He is the clan head of the clan called 'Viper Fang Forging.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Tharedian Forge.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Dekoven Lineage.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His motto: 'We're all just trapped in reality's cage.'
He is considered to be approximately 210% of your might.
He has taken the hand of Arkzrael Sijamrak in marriage.
He has been divorced once.
He is a founder of the Sijamrak family.
See HONOURS FULL TERVIC to view his 24 special honours.
3496h, 4779m, 5720e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxkb- <23:56:51.996>
clt2 there you go
(Viper Fang Forging): You say, "There you go."
3496h, 4779m, 5720e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxkb- <23:56:58.838>

(Viper Fang Forging): Tervic says, "Wha?"
3496h, 4779m, 5720e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxkb- <23:56:2.791>
clt2 that one!
(Viper Fang Forging): You say, "That one!"
3496h, 4779m, 5720e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxkb- <23:56:6.766>

(Viper Fang Forging): Tervic says, "Which one?"
3496h, 4779m, 5720e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxkb- <23:56:11.424>
clt2 the one you have now
(Viper Fang Forging): You say, "The one you have now."
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(Viper Fang Forging): Tervic says, "Wha... OI!"
3496h, 4779m, 5720e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxkb- <23:56:22.148>

(Viper Fang Forging): Tervic says, "AGH."
3496h, 4779m, 5720e, 10e, 13110en, 20490w elrxkb- <23:57:25.567>

Tervic2008-09-19 07:21:50
(clan): Evette (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Im the freakin pope."
Arix2008-09-19 09:34:09
(The Mists of Lateo): Somaria says, "I'm Dae's blow up doll. 'stead of sexiness,
i'm a bashing machine. ^-^."
Somaria2008-09-19 09:38:20
QUOTE(Arix @ Sep 19 2008, 01:34 AM) 559555
(The Mists of Lateo): Somaria says, "I'm Dae's blow up doll. 'stead of sexiness,
i'm a bashing machine. ^-^."


WAY out of context. Arix, I'm going to beat your hind end one of these days!
Moiraine2008-09-19 10:18:00
Funny how all these dozens upon dozens of pseudo-inappropriate quotations are all out of context.

$0.02 tongue.gif
Arix2008-09-19 10:22:49
I'd get forumbanned for quoting the context, it's pretty raunchy. The stuff I post is just the safe parts of the conversation
Harkux2008-09-19 12:44:34
Lekius tells you, "One of these days, I'm gonna punch you in the e-ovaries."
Aison2008-09-19 16:21:01
Kiradawea brushes her fingertips along the surface of the mural, smiling gently
as her fingers move from Supernal to Supernal. As Kiradawea touches the central
figure they sink into the mural, which seems to rise outwards to envelop them,
before rippling and sinking back into place.

A celestial mural ripples briefly, before Kiradawea emerges from its depths,
encased in a dissipating aura of white light. The mural calms, solid once more.

-I do the cool mural thing-
The Hall of Cosmos.
A rhythmic thrumming saturates the area, drawing attention to a war shrine of
Terentia nearby. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the
ground.
You see exits leading northeast, east, southeast, and west.

-cool mural thing-
The Baptistery of the Sacred Light.
Four coral stands, each holding a brazier, rest on the cardinal points of the
pool. Its depths cold and pure, a pool of clear water has been sunken into the
heart of the baptistery here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular
monolith is on the ground. Priestess Kiradawea, Compassion's Radiance is here.
She wields a glowing powerstone in her left hand and a white kite shield in her
right.
There are no obvious exits.

Priestess Kiradawea, Compassion's Radiance says, "That...."

Opening her mouth wide, Kiradawea gapes in wonder.

Priestess Kiradawea, Compassion's Radiance says, "Amazing."

Kiradawea begins to follow you.
The Hall of Cosmos.
-cool mural thing-
A rhythmic thrumming saturates the area, drawing attention to a war shrine of
Terentia nearby. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the
ground. Limned with holy fire, a celestial archangel stands loftily on a
floating cloud, regarding you with her sympathetic eyes of light. Ecclesiar
Alexandrea Starleaf-Inalai is here. She wields a holy symbol of the light in her
left hand and a glowing powerstone in her right.
You see exits leading northeast, east, southeast, and west.

Alexandrea's eyes widen in disbelief as she softly exclaims, "Whoa."


That reaction will always be awesome biggrin.gif
Reiha2008-09-20 04:33:02
The Lord's Jester, Doman, Fool of the Exalted Court says to Arix, "I will take
you down."

The Lord's Jester, Doman, Fool of the Exalted Court says to Arix, "Peck free."

Spreading her shimmering wings, a divine deva flies off to the up.

Arix gives Doman a lecherous smooch.
Acrune2008-09-20 04:53:47
I love the coder link in your sig Reiha tongue.gif
Reiha2008-09-20 04:56:36
Still hasn't got me a coder, sadly. Ciaran needs to come back and update his system...
Acrune2008-09-20 04:58:36
Or you could just learn to code yourself, and have all the nerd boys fighting over you tongue.gif
Reiha2008-09-20 05:02:31
I'd rather fight over a coder.
Acrune2008-09-20 05:04:31
So you'd rather do all the fighting then have the coders fight over you? ohmy.gif
Reiha2008-09-20 05:06:25
If I could code then I wouldn't need coders!! wtf.gif

@ Des: Wha?
Unknown2008-09-20 05:06:41
QUOTE(Acrune @ Sep 20 2008, 01:04 AM) 559869
So you'd rather do all the fighting then have the coders fight over you? ohmy.gif


Don't mess up a good thing. tongue.gif