Yeah, they suuure have their priorities straight....



Steingrim says, "If I drew you, then you'd be a pigment of my imagination."

(Skeleton Hearth): Valarian (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Tuek, seriously."

(Skeleton Hearth): Valarian (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You are the only person I can -possibly- think of who'd come out of inactivity and immediately go make 10k snowballs."

inv
7765 firmly packed snowballs.

(Market): Sthai says, ">_>."

(Market): Sthai says, "Ack!"

(Market): Sthai says, "Mis!"

Even the Queen of RP has to mis sometime!

We're mean. Picking on Kayne in the guild aethers:


(Ninjakari): Kayne (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Need like 17 sets of
300 which is like...5,100 crs."

(Ninjakari): You say, "Oh, yes, only that many."

(Ninjakari): You say, "I would be happy with one trans skill."

(Ninjakari): Kayne (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I plan to trans every
skill."

(Ninjakari): Kayne (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Which yes will take a
lot of patience and time...unfortunaetly."


(Ninjakari): Kayne (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And in the process I
just might hit 80."

(Ninjakari): Janalon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Then you should hunt
the snipe of Ackleberry Forrest."

(Ninjakari): Kayne (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "The what?"

(Ninjakari): Janalon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Snipe."


(Ninjakari): Kayne (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "What is that?"

(Ninjakari): Janalon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "A well kept secret."

(Ninjakari): Kayne (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "..."

<>: You say, "Janalon, don't make me beat you."


(Ninjakari): Madam Yith says, "Ah yes. The legendary snipe."

(Ninjakari): Kayne (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Woah."




(Ninjakari): Kayne (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "What is the snipe."


(Ninjakari): Madam Yith says, "It is a creature of mythical renoun. Its twitter
can kill at a hundred paces."

(Ninjakari): Madam Yith says, "You must be very stealthy to get near enough, and
then make sure you kill it in one, or it will eat you in a single bite."

(Ninjakari): You say, "You must sneak up on it, and throw a bag over it, and
then beat it with a club."

(Ninjakari): Kayne (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yeah I would die
then."

(Ninjakari): Janalon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Is it well worth the
loss of life? I mean the return on gold... I hear their corpses sell for a
pretty gold on the open market."

(Ninjakari): Kayne (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "How hard is it to drop
in one hit at 71?"
4936h, 4332m, 2568e, 10p, 22240en, 19720w elrxkb-
gt by yourself?
(Ninjakari): You say, "By yourself?"
4936h, 4332m, 2568e, 10p, 22240en, 19720w elrxkb-

(Ninjakari): Kayne (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yeah."

(Ninjakari): You say, "You're joking, right?"


Kayne tells you, "That hard?"

You tell Kyoodai Kayne, Apprentice of the Way, "Heh, yeah."

(Ninjakari): You say, "They evade hits quite often. And as Madame Yith says,
they tend to kill you pretty quickly."


(Ninjakari): Kayne (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Not worth it then."


(Ninjakari): Janalon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I've heard it that
Sohei Revan has managed to take a few down-- ask him."

(Ninjakari): Kayne (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Sohei Revan is a
demigod."

(Ninjakari): You say, "Well, that's how he managed to finance his 220 speed
chain, and the rune on it."

(Ninjakari): Kayne (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "..."

(Ninjakari): Kayne (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Woah."

You tell High Ritualist Janalon n'Kylbar, Shadow of the Mother, "ROFL."

Janalon tells you, "I just can't believe we have him going for this long..."

(Ninjakari): Kayne (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Wow...that is
so...bmming."

(Ninjakari): Kayne (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Err...bumming."

(Ninjakari): Kayne (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Anything that will
afflict...I can't take."

(Ninjakari): Seraku (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Why not?"

(Ninjakari): You say, "Well, first off you need to get a large bag. Preferebly
non permiable, so the acid doesn't leak out."

(Ninjakari): Kayne (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Are you serious?"

(Ninjakari): Janalon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ask anyone about
Ackleberry Forrest."

(Ninjakari): You say, "Well, yeah, unless you are resistant to poison or acid
attacks, of course."

(Ninjakari): Kayne (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And how much do you
make off this snipe?"

(Ninjakari): You say, "It depends, I think people usually bid on them."

(Ninjakari): You say, "So you pretty much just take offers until they stop."

(Ninjakari): Kayne (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Worth a lot of
essence?"

(Ninjakari): Janalon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "In this market, I'd
take the credits over the gold."

(Ninjakari): You say, "Probably, people don't normally offer them. It's like
offering a pile of money, not really worth your while."

(Ninjakari): Kayne (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Well..83% towards
72..."

(Ninjakari): You say, "Well, go kill orc braves for a bit, and save up for your
sack and club."

Kayne tells you, "How much do they cost?"

You tell Kyoodai Kayne, Apprentice of the Way, "A cheap club, maybe 500 or so."



Poor Kayne.

That's so hilariously mean! Awesome. I love that someone animated your guild tutor for it! (that was your guild tutor, right?)

Poor kid.

Few minutes later.


Kayne tells you, "Can't find a club or bag..."

You tell Kyoodai Kayne, Apprentice of the Way, "Forgers make clubs."


Kayne tells you, "And the bag?"

You tell Kyoodai Kayne, Apprentice of the Way, "Well, I would suppose Tailors,
I've never actually hunted one."

(Magnagora): Kayne (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Any tailors about?"

Ninjakari): You say, "Kayne."

(Ninjakari): Kayne says, "What?"

(Ninjakari): You say, "I think Vathael is a forger, ask him about a club."

(Ninjakari): Kayne says, "Need a bag first."

(Jhagar): You say, "Vathael, I'm telling Kayne to ask you about a snipe killing
club, play along."

Kayne gives Janalon the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.

Kayne gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

You blink incredulously at Kayne.

(Jhagar): Vathael (from Limbo) says, "..snipe killing club?"

You say, "What?"

Kayne looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
Kyoodai Kayne, Apprentice of the Way surreptitiously signs, "You two better not
be messing with me."

(Jhagar): You say, "Read the forums, we're messing with him."

(Jhagar): Shikha (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Its a club that kills snipes."

Opening your mouth wide, you gape in wonder.
You surreptitiously sign, "What?"

Janalon shakes her head.

(Jhagar): Vathael says, "NO."


(Jhagar): Vathael says, "Kayne tells you, "Can you forge me a club Sir?""


(Jhagar): Vathael says, ":((."

(Jhagar): You say, "Heh, rofl."

Kyoodai Kayne, Apprentice of the Way says, "Forget it. So not worth it right now
since I will probably die anyways."

(Ninjakari): You say, "Kayne."

(Ninjakari): You say, "We're pulling your chain, go kill some orcs and make some
money."

(Ninjakari): Janalon says, "Heheh."

I imagine some poor tailor getting all confused by the snipe hunting bag request.

well, either way i win

Ephemeral engravings.
A dimensional rift crackles with energy in the air before you.
You see exits leading northeast and southwest.
10040h, 3400m, 5700e, 6p, 33868en, 23323w exkdb<>-sprint ne

You look off to the northeast and dash speedily away. ...

--- sharp turn in the catacombs -- 4:7:-3 ---
Sharp turn in the catacombs.
Delport Gate
A circular seal of iron is fixed into the wall here. There are 6 festering garghouls here.
You see exits leading southwest and northwest.
10040h, 3400m, 5700e, 6p, 33863en, 23323w exkdb<>-
You stand straight up.
10040h, 3400m, 5700e, 6p, 33863en, 23323w exkdb<>-
A festering garghoul hisses and spits a glob of green acid at you, causing your flesh to burn and singe.
A festering garghoul hisses and spits a glob of green acid at you, causing your flesh to burn and singe.
A festering garghoul hisses and spits a glob of green acid at you, causing your flesh to burn and singe.
A festering garghoul hisses and spits a glob of green acid at you, causing your flesh to burn and singe.
A festering garghoul hisses and spits a glob of green acid at you, causing your flesh to burn and singe.
A festering garghoul hisses and spits a glob of green acid at you, causing your flesh to burn and singe.
6728h, 3400m, 5700e, 6p, 33863en, 23323w exkdb<>-


Look before sprinting.

At least you can live through that. Most of us would be close to keeling over

EDIT: I'm thinking you of a pigtailed girl with pink bows for the next week Thoros.

What does that mean?

I think Kialkarkea is talkin about the smiley Thoros used:

Smilies on a city channel?

Either it was a mis or he forgot smileys don't work on CT.

Marlucia De'Unnero, Thrum of the Forest yells, "I like cheese!"
3754h, 5460m, 5976e, 9p, 16310en, 25340w ex-

In search of enlightenment, a monk disciple wanders in from the east.
3754h, 5460m, 5976e, 9p, 16310en, 25340w ex-

Daedalion plays a grim mandolin of ebony wood and bone, striking a single perfect note that lingers in the air and builds in strength.
3754h, 5460m, 5976e, 9p, 16310en, 25340w ex-

Daedalion takes a drink from a moonstone vial.
3754h, 5460m, 5976e, 9p, 16310en, 25340w ex-

Monastery kitchens.
The area is suffused with an eerie, deep blue light, signifying a healing shrine of Elostian nearby. Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. Within the center of this vast room is a low set table that spans nearly from one end of the hall to the other. The table is formed of multiple slabs of maple wood and set end to end, all of which are no more than a foot off the floor. Along the sides and ends of the table's length are small pillows to rest upon, suggesting that the monks sit upon the floor to partake in their meals. Racks against the wall house various sized wooden bowls and utensils to be set out when fast is broken or supper is taken. There are 5 monk disciple in grey robes here.
You see exits leading east, southeast, southwest, and west.
3754h, 5460m, 5976e, 9p, 16310en, 25340w ex-

-RUNNING FOR MY DEAR LIFE-

Steps leading up a mountain. (road).
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. It is raining lightly, and fat drops of rain fall pleasantly past. Lady Somaria y'Kaliath, of Sinful Radiance is here. She wields an iron nekai in each hand.
You see exits leading up and down.



Wow. You hate me this much now?

(Glomdoring): Bael says,
"FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIn."
(Glomdoring): Bael says, "Mis."

Coulda saved that by calling the n a glottal stop and shouting GLOMDORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING afterwards.