Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Aison2008-09-22 20:01:00
4884h, 5043m, 5322e, 10p exk<>-
Cantering in from the northwest, a centaur hunter glances around sharply.
4884h, 5043m, 5322e, 10p exk<>-
Cantering in from the northwest, a centaur hunter glances around sharply.
4884h, 5043m, 5322e, 10p exk<>-
Cantering in from the northwest, a centaur hunter glances around sharply.
4884h, 5043m, 5322e, 10p exk<>-
Cantering in from the northwest, a centaur hunter glances around sharply.
4884h, 5043m, 5322e, 10p exk<>-
Cantering in from the northwest, a centaur hunter glances around sharply.
4884h, 5043m, 5322e, 10p exk<>-
Cantering in from the northwest, a centaur hunter glances around sharply.
4884h, 5043m, 5322e, 10p exk<>-
Cantering in from the northwest, a centaur hunter glances around sharply.
4884h, 5043m, 5322e, 10p exk<>-
Cantering in from the northwest, a centaur hunter glances around sharply.
4884h, 5043m, 5322e, 10p exk<>-
Cantering in from the northwest, a centaur hunter glances around sharply.
4884h, 5043m, 5322e, 10p exk<>-
Cantering in from the northwest, a centaur hunter glances around sharply.
4884h, 5043m, 5322e, 10p exk<>-
Shuyin enters from the northwest, emanating an aura of immense power.
4884h, 5043m, 5322e, 10p exk<>-
A loud humming vibrates throughout the Village of Shanthmark.
4884h, 5043m, 5322e, 10p exk<>-
Ser Shuyin says, "Surprissseeee."
4884h, 5043m, 5322e, 10p exk<>-
You say, "Gods."
Kharaen2008-09-22 20:03:08
-mutter- Celestians and their bloody bright yellow. dry.gif
Aison2008-09-22 20:16:20
teehee.


4132h, 3951m, 5322e, 6p exk<>-
Izekeal IS PREPARED FOR INFIDEL/INQUISITION!
Your action causes the nearly invisible magical shield around you to fade away.
Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
You hear an ominous sound, and a dull pain stab throbs throughout your head.
OCTAVE OCTAVE OCTAVE OCTAVE OCTAVE
You hear a dark thrumming, and pain wracks your entire being.
Having no other option, you call down an inquisition upon Izekeal. A pillar of
holy fire strikes him from the heavens, leaving him standing there frozen with
an expression of terror on his face.
921h, 3101m, 5322e, 0p xk<>-


I survived. I was taking a huge chance doing that....
Kharaen2008-09-23 00:10:53
QUOTE
Sevz La'Saet yells, "Can't believe I have to buy my own herbs to cure my dizziness!"


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Arin2008-09-23 07:22:47
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Ooer."

(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "I'm wearing panties."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic says, "Hot."

(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "I don't remember putting it on."

You remove a sky blue coat.

You remove a starry robe of midnight blue.

You remove sheer scarlet panties.

You slip into a starry robe of midnight blue.

You slip into a sky blue coat.

You wave sheer scarlet panties about energetically.

You give sheer scarlet panties to Baz the great winged wallaby.

Baz the great winged wallaby gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

You say, "Deliver to Tervic please."
Baz the great winged wallaby bounces up to you and gives you a salute with her
right paw. She takes sheer scarlet panties from your hands and gives it to her
joey before flying off towards her destination.

A tiny speck in the sky grows increasingly bigger before appearing as Baz the
great winged wallaby, who lands near you with sweat on her brow and a satisfied
expression of a job well done.

(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic says, "Oh GROSS."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic says, "YOU SICK BASTARD."

(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Mwuahahahahahah!"
Saaga2008-09-23 07:35:17
Dust rises and settles as Baz the great winged wallaby lands heavily near Tervic. The little joey in Baz the great winged wallaby's pouch tosses sheer scarlet panties in the air which Baz the great winged wallaby catches and hands to Tervic before soaring into the skies once more.

Tervic blinks.

You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Tervic opens his eyes wide with shock.

Sociopathic Templar Tervic Sijamrak, Shadow Paladin says, "I."
Sociopathic Templar Tervic Sijamrak, Shadow Paladin says, "Am."
Sociopathic Templar Tervic Sijamrak, Shadow Paladin says, "Going."
Sociopathic Templar Tervic Sijamrak, Shadow Paladin says, "To."
Sociopathic Templar Tervic Sijamrak, Shadow Paladin says, "KILL."

You say to Tervic, "Hurt him."

Sociopathic Templar Tervic Sijamrak, Shadow Paladin says, "Arin."
Sociopathic Templar Tervic Sijamrak, Shadow Paladin says, "KILL DEAD DEATH SPLAT."

Tervic roars fiercely.

Tervic leaves to the southeast.
Unknown2008-09-24 00:29:03
QUOTE
squint u
Cramped inside the machine.
Within a tower overtaken by copper machinery.
A sickly sweet odour, the smell of decomposing corpses, wafts in from a war
shrine of Fain nearby. Shrouded in thick, tainted mists, the nefarious outline
of the Black Crypt of Urlach looms overhead. Geophyte Okin is here, shrouded. He
wields a twisted staff in his left hand and a spiralled emerald wand in his
right. He is surrounded by one reflection of himself. Iorden d'Murani is here.
He wields a demonic lyre in his left hand. Rusakon, the Fallen Angel is here,
shrouded. He wields a long black chain with steel scythes with both hands.
Iconoclast Gavriel is here. He wields a charred symbol of wrath in his left hand
and a pair of diamond shears in his right.
Before a massive spring.
Surrounded by constantly moving machinery.
A sickly sweet odour, the smell of decomposing corpses, wafts in from a war
shrine of Fain nearby. Jutting from the belly of a towering demonic statue, the
Guardian Altar of Tainted Strength thrums with tainted power. Misako is holding
Lazurus close and kissing him softly.
Amidst self-replicating gears.
Shifting contraption.
A sickly sweet odour, the smell of decomposing corpses, wafts in from a war
shrine of Fain nearby. Supported by three metallic legs, a repulsive mound of
pale flesh stands here menacingly.
You can see no further.
ft Misako and Lazurus sitting in machinery. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Lazurus with a baby carriage.
(House Kalas): You say, "Misako and Lazurus sitting in machinery. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Lazurus with a baby carriage."
Tael2008-09-24 00:30:52
Honestly.. I'd imagine sitting in machinery would be potentially.. fatal? Correct me if I'm wrong.
Unknown2008-09-24 00:33:59
Next-to-some-gears-but-not-too-close-because-you-don't-want-to-get-caught-up-in-them does not rhyme well.
Tael2008-09-24 00:36:55
QUOTE(Greleag @ Sep 23 2008, 08:33 PM) 561642
Next-to-some-gears-but-not-too-close-because-you-don't-want-to-get-caught-up-in-them does not rhyme well.


I don't find the idea of making out cramped next to potentially life-threatening gears to be romantic either. You kinky Mags. Thoros has been a bad influence on you all.
Xenthos2008-09-24 00:40:40
QUOTE(Tael Talnara @ Sep 23 2008, 08:36 PM) 561646
I don't find the idea of making out cramped next to potentially life-threatening gears to be romantic either. You kinky Mags. Thoros has been a bad influence on you all.

I'd think you would be more offended by the nearby shrine.
Tael2008-09-24 00:42:27
QUOTE(Xenthos @ Sep 23 2008, 08:40 PM) 561647
I'd think you would be more offended by the nearby shrine.


This is true.
Shaddus2008-09-24 00:42:56
squint up
Surrounded by constantly moving machinery.
A sickly sweet odour, the smell of decomposing corpses, wafts in from a war
shrine of Fain nearby. Jutting from the belly of a towering demonic statue, the
Guardian Altar of Tainted Strength thrums with tainted power. Trooper Misako,
Ops Trainee is here. Lazurus is here, looking quite miserable.

You tell Trooper Misako, Ops Trainee, "Slip him the tongue some more, so he
isn't so miserable."


Misako tells you, "Hrm?"
Tael2008-09-24 00:44:41
QUOTE(Shaddus Mes @ Sep 23 2008, 08:42 PM) 561650
squint up
Surrounded by constantly moving machinery.
A sickly sweet odour, the smell of decomposing corpses, wafts in from a war
shrine of Fain nearby. Jutting from the belly of a towering demonic statue, the
Guardian Altar of Tainted Strength thrums with tainted power. Trooper Misako,
Ops Trainee is here. Lazurus is here, looking quite miserable.

You tell Trooper Misako, Ops Trainee, "Slip him the tongue some more, so he
isn't so miserable."
Misako tells you, "Hrm?"


Metagamer
Reiha2008-09-24 05:33:16
Falon tells you, "Stop shouting."
Harkux2008-09-24 10:19:06
Penelope tosses a crying baby to Halamir, and he catches it nimbly.

Halamir pounces upon a crying baby, gnawing upon him hungrily.

Halamir says, "He tastes like tears."
Laysus2008-09-24 21:07:44
QUOTE(Tervic @ Sep 22 2008, 06:47 PM) 560745
Coulda saved that by calling the n a glottal stop and shouting GLOMDORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING afterwards. tongue.gif


A glottal stop is a kinda soft sound at the back of the throat used to replace the letter t (when it's pronounced with a hard sound) - hence "item" becomes "i'em" and so on. And it is not fait glomdoring.
Vathael2008-09-24 21:46:17
(Jhagar): Celina (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "I pwned airell and he got angry."

(Jhagar): You say, "Why's that?"

(Jhagar): Celina (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Because he ran too much, so I had to balance lock him."

Hypocrites!
Diamondais2008-09-24 21:58:31
I suppose I could ask Airell about that, I haven't talked to him in awhile. laugh.gif
Celina2008-09-24 22:39:35
QUOTE(Vathael @ Sep 24 2008, 04:46 PM) 562094
(Jhagar): Celina (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "I pwned airell and he got angry."

(Jhagar): You say, "Why's that?"

(Jhagar): Celina (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Because he ran too much, so I had to balance lock him."

Hypocrites!


I don't have a problem with people using broken skills. I have a problem with them being broken. Use what you have and expect others to do the same. I don't get why you can't understand this. That's not hypocritcal, that's reality.