Tears flow freely from your eyes as Fain, of the Red Masque appoints you to Insidious Cleric.

Moving on up, on the east side! In a deluxe manse, in the sky!

(The Hartfire Hearth): Akui (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Heh, yeah, blind people are amusing. Especially when you take their canes."

Hey, that's not so evil in context.

Yes, but like that, you look like the Hell-demon child of Hell-Satan. Hell.

Moyra, the blackjack dealer says, "No more bets."
Moyra, the blackjack dealer deals you a King of Clubs and a three of Hearts.
She deals herself two cards. The up card is a Jack of Diamonds.

You have 13.
Dealer shows a Jack of Diamonds.
Moyra, the blackjack dealer asks you, "Do you want to hit, stand, or double?"

You tap your cards and are dealt a Jack of Hearts, for a total of 23.
"Busted!" she exclaims.
Moyra, the blackjack dealer flips over her hole card, showing an Ace of Hearts
for a total of 21.
She has Blackjack!
Your hand lost to Moyra, the blackjack dealer, who collects your bet.

I just lost 100,000 gold...Not only did I bust, but SHE had blackjack...I was screwed either way. EPIC FAIL.

Beneath a hill of celestial sand.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. A duststorm rages here. A hunting trophy bearing Mvalo's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Jasmindra's head is here, a grisly reminder of the
power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Dysolis's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Otem's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy
bearing Mvalo's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Lorina's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Jahen's head is here, a grisly reminder
of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Veyrzhul's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting trophy bearing Leronia's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A hunting
trophy bearing Airell's head is here, a grisly reminder of the power of a skillful hunter. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A stinking noxious cloud floats here. Deathguard Vathael Feyranti towers here. He
wields a hideous hammer of depraved steel in each hand. Veracruz d'Murani, the Muddy Scourge is here, shrouded. He wields a platinum shield with Urlach's horn in his left hand and a twisted staff in his right. The soul of Melville roams the land,
bodiless. The soul of Livictus d'Murani roams the land, bodiless. The inner worm of Shaddus Mes'ard roams the land, bodiless.
You see exits leading north, east, south, west, and up.
11026h, 4165m, 5400e, 10p, 33895en, 26400w exkb<>-erect war shrine
You glower about yourself aggressively as you chant gutturally, summoning a new shrine of war to this place.
11026h, 4165m, 5400e, 10p, 33895en, 13200w xkb<>-
A war shrine of Fain rises up from a rumbling crack in the ground, coming to rest with a slight hum.

On Celestia, after raising a shrine.


Coldly, Fain, of the Red Masque says, "The Lord is pleased indeed."

Talkan says, "Darkest of Tidings, Master."

So, while Wildnodes was going on, I was idly sitting by, reading a book I've been working on for a small while now. I happened to glance up at the computer screen do a double take on what was said over the city aether.

What was actually said:
(Magnagora): Thoros (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "If you are neurotic, use truth if you can."
What I thought it said:
(Magnagora): Thoros (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "If you are erotic, use truth like you can."

What sort of book were you reading?

Eh, I was re-reading Ellen Hopkins's book. It was...at an interesting scene. <.<

*eyeshift*

Kaorin tells you, "Wait, he RPd screwing up Somaria's art, right? The painting of the petal? That was funny... I thought you meant he was mudsexing people... *phew*."

You tell Kaorin, "o.0"

Brennan Stormcrow says, "Where is the crown, Yeralih?"

Yeralih glances askance at Brennan Stormcrow.
Brennan Stormcrow stares implacably at Yeralih.

Druidess Arkzrael Sijamrak of the Blackthorn says, "He can be rather tiresome."

Yeralih's eyes repeatedly shut as she tries to stay awake.

---

Yeralih agrees!

Kiwii tells you, "Hai."

You tell Aesthete Kiwii Inalai, "Greetings."

Kiwii tells you, "People have been talking about you, are you really that evil?"

You tell Aesthete Kiwii Inalai, "Yes. I am evil incarnate. Flowers droop when I
walk by, babies start crying, women faint. The very earth I walk upon is
scorched by my footsteps."

Kiwii tells you, "Freaky..."

Aletheus, riding a proud celestial pegasus, suddenly appears, looking bewildered.

Prince Aletheus Inalai, Knight of the Dawn says, "I so thought that was a raid and I was summoned."

Lyora Inseira, Phantom Hunter says, "I am awfully old."

You give Lyora the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.

You say, "I was 107 when you were born."

Lyora Inseira, Phantom Hunter says, "This is about me, not you."

With great elegance, Crow's Chosen, Xavius of the Blackthorn lays out a spread
of exotic cuisine and delicasies before you. Along with everyone else, you
indulge yourself in this epicurian feast, eating and drinking until utterly
satiated. The fine meal not only lifts your spirits, but enhances your body as
well.

You close your eyes, curl up in a ball, and fall asleep.

A beautiful feast has been laid before you, elegant platters of gold and silver
gleaming with blurred highlights. You reach out to open the closest, and as you
reveal its contents, you are confronted with the slitted eyes of aslarans
arranged neatly upon greens. Another dish reveals the legs of mugwumps over
taurian steaks, while yet another shows delicately filleted flesh marked with
merian scales...

Isn't Narf from Thundercats?

Or is that Snarf.