So THAT'S why dwarf women wear so much armor

I feel kinda bad quoting myself, but I really liked this.

(Bellator Societas): Lisarel says, "Rule of most mmorpg games, for females, the
lesser it covers the skin, the more protection it gives."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Yep."

(Bellator Societas): Acrune says, "Amen."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "See, it works like this."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "As all girls in mmorps are really hot."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Their sexuality manifests itself in an aura of
hotness."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "That protects them from harm."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Covering disrupts this aura."

YOU LOSE. Quoting yourself is tacky!

Wheat Fields.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Lo! The wheat fields make the feet itch to fly through the golden grasses, urging primal desires to run
and be free. Growing among the crops is a small field of flax.
You see exits leading east, southeast, and south.

Best room desc I've found in Lusty so far! *snigger*

Yrael, you're not a nut job dear.
You're just plain bloody psycho.

How terribly.. insulting. Jack is a lot younger than I am, and far more British.

I feel the urge to bathe in bleach.

Wheat Fields.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Lo! The wheat fields make the feet itch to fly through the golden grasses, urging primal desires to run
and be free. Growing among the crops is a small field of flax.
You see exits leading east, southeast, and south.

Best room desc I've found in Lusty so far! *snigger*

Yrael is British? No wonder he's such a pervert

..yes. As it turns out I'm extra pale and with terrible teeth
Hello,

Here is the bottle you requested. I gathered as much slime as I could,
but I'm not sure you'll find it of much use. It dries -very- quickly. It
was a challenge to get any in the bottle before it congealed into a
glue-like goo. Hopefully by the time you get it, it won't have dried
further. Perhaps you could mix it with some water if it arrives
completely dried out?

Also... there might be a snail in there. Sometimes, when I look in the
bottle, I see a snail. But sometimes, I don't. Snails do follow me
around lately. I think it's because of the ghost. Snails seem to be the
sort of thing that would be attracted to a ghost, don't you think?

Thank you!
Noola Tanestra

You take a bottle from an elegant white letter.

Demon's fire moonshine sloshes about in it.

..no.
I need to start sucking on maggots. Screw giving my money to the inn.

My roomates all went home fore the weekend and I'm cleaning the bathroom of my Apartment here at school and after gathering quite a bit of hair on the thing I'm using to clean the floor I say to myself:

"Damn. Someone sheds like Nejii in this apartment..."

I was stunned for about two seconds after I said it.

Queen Maeve of the Fae shouts, "Mother Moon! Faethorn shall serve you in your
loving embrace!"
4335h, 6059m, 5580e, 10p, 15360en, 24600w exk<>-

Moonlight Apprentice, Bryan Sayeva, The Opaque Ghost shouts, "You mean sticky?"