Raising a hand towards Leiliadhe, you chant a benediction over her soul.

Apparently illithoids have souls.

Nerf Tervic.

Isn't Celest opposed to illithoids?

Benedictions aren't a good thing necessarily...

Wikipedia says: A benediction (Latin: bene, well + dicere, to speak) is a short invocation for divine help, blessing and guidance, usually at the end of worship service.

A bloodthirsty redcap exclaims, "That's right! Run fleshy!"


I absolutely Wydr's fae.

Nariah pulls on the network of silvery wires and golden hooks attached to a
plush doll of Nifilhema, Queen of Insufferable Cruelty, eliciting horrific
screeches of agony and pleasure.

A plush doll of Nifilhema, Queen of Insufferable Cruelty says, "Ah, Baalphegar.
What an insidious man, and such a dark web does he weave..."
A plush doll of Nifilhema, Queen of Insufferable Cruelty frowns thoughtfully.

Your eyes light up as an impish grin creeps over your features.

You say, "I want a Baalphegar doll. They should make one."

Heresiarch Nariah d'Iasani, Chosen of Destruction asks you, "What would it look
like?"

Attendant Esano, Ire's Hammer says, "A pair of lips."

Attendant Esano, Ire's Hammer says, "Possibly a detached voicebox."

You say, "You know, that is a rather good point. Dark, rather hairy, and with a
slight aura of fear around it."

Nariah rubs her temples in frustration.

You tilt your head and listen intently to Nariah.

Heresiarch Nariah d'Iasani, Chosen of Destruction says to you, "You're hairy
yourself, don't put it on Baalphegar."

You smile with a wink and say, "Can't help it if I want the doll to resemble
me."

You say to Nariah, "Could I possibly talk you out of a lichseed, Heresiarch?"

Heresiarch Nariah d'Iasani, Chosen of Destruction says to you, "I'm afraid I'm
all all freshly planted out."

You nod your head sagely.

You say, "Understandable. Well, should you get a new batch in, perhaps I can get
one then."

Heresiarch Nariah d'Iasani, Chosen of Destruction says to you, "But if I hear of
a hairy Baalphegar doll again, the seed won't help."

And what does Weeky Peedea say? Because I think it might be different in Lusternia, particularly for people who fight against Celestines. Nevermind, have a cookie.

How subtle!

You missed his "Nerf Something" from last month.

Well at least he's keeping things Balanced

Ahh, they are cousins. Casi and Myrkr have the same sense of humor. Just like all those bullkick jokes.

@ Casilu -- Yup.


Anyway, new quote:



Lord Urazial Inseira, Song of the Wyrd says, "Pushing me out of trees all the
time!"

You giggle happily.

Lord Urazial Inseira, Song of the Wyrd asks, "Know what happens when you do
that?"

Leaning in, you ask, "What was that?"

A nearly translucent bubble floats slowly around the room, drifting ever closer
to you before exploding with a loud pop as it bumps against your nose.

You say, "You want me to shove you out of the tree--."

You blink.

You ask, "You want me to shove you out again?"

Lord Urazial Inseira, Song of the Wyrd says, "No!"

You say, "Sure thing, darling! Anything for you!"

You give Urazial a vicious shove and watch in satisfaction as he suffers a
horrible fall.

A dramatic, veiled hat tells you, "Have you seen your father?"

---

Yay being neurotic!

---

You have been slain by your own delusions.

^~~ BOO NEUROTICISM MAKING ME THINK I ACTUALLY DIED!

(clan): Melville (from the Nexus World of Magnagora) says, "You reach over and caress Esano tenderly."
(clan): Melville (from the Nexus World of Magnagora) says, "I really need sleep."

Shuyin rubs up against your soul.

If everyone posted every time they got an insanity message, this thread would be beating all the LoR threads combined.

... I'm only posting the ones I find funny...

You need to get insane more, obviously.

The smell of decay assaults your nostrils.





Sometimes, we need to take a break and appreciate the simple things in life.