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Unknown2007-11-15 12:57:45
QUOTE(Bianca @ Nov 13 2007, 01:56 AM) 457988
The Earthen Ire dosen't snuggle! What will the guild think?!?!


Come2Seren.

Why stop at wombats? Throw in some badgers, a few trees, and a Kalodan for an all around snuggle-fest. Everyone wins!
Myndaen2007-11-15 18:09:39
Yet another newbie is adorable!

Merkavah tells you, "Heheh..heh..so, if we're all part of a commune, wouldn't that make us communists?"

Raiha2007-11-15 20:21:02
(Celest): Unitos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Then let us welcome our
newest citizen, Kayne."

ohmy.gif Citizen Kayne?
Unknown2007-11-15 20:26:34
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8717h, 4013m, 6050e, 10p, 20804en, 20822w exk-
You have recovered balance on your right arm.
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
8717h, 4013m, 6050e, 10p, 20804en, 20822w elrxk-
You swing a sinuous jade rapier at an enormous gorgog. You cut him with a light wound.
You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
The blade shears through an enormous gorgog's body, coming clean through the other side with a strangely quiet swish. He appears momentarily surprised, before his eyes glaze over in death and he collapses to the ground.
You have slain an enormous gorgog.
Many golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of an enormous gorgog.
8717h, 4013m, 6050e, 10p, 20794en, 20822w elxk-
You swing a sinuous jade rapier at an enormous gorgog. You cut him with a light wound.
You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
The blade shears through an enormous gorgog's body, coming clean through the other side with a strangely quiet swish. He appears momentarily surprised, before his eyes glaze over in death and he collapses to the ground.
You have slain an enormous gorgog.
Many golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of an enormous gorgog.


Now if only that would happen more often.

Unknown2007-11-15 20:37:19
QUOTE(Raiha @ Nov 15 2007, 02:21 PM) 458444
(Celest): Unitos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Then let us welcome our
newest citizen, Kayne."

ohmy.gif Citizen Kayne?


ROFL! That's great. His motto should be: Rose... buuuuud....
Jack2007-11-15 22:21:30
QUOTE(Arix @ Nov 15 2007, 07:14 AM) 458367
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You and Kalodan need to have sex already. Get it over with.
Unknown2007-11-15 23:32:39
QUOTE(Greleag @ Nov 14 2007, 10:26 PM) 458346
(Magnagora): Celina says, "No spooning, and your underwear is fine. Hurry up."


cLt...cLt...I hate the aethers.
Enero2007-11-15 23:35:26
(House Aurendil): Neraka (from the Aetherways) says, "Yoda knew how to use a cane, if you know what I mean.


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Jigan2007-11-15 23:53:58
Cadet Kalindera says, "Jigan is going to be stiff as a brick once Malicia gets through with him."


rolleyes.gif A reference to paperwork. Wonderful.
Aison2007-11-16 00:22:51
QUOTE(Myndaen @ Nov 15 2007, 10:09 AM) 458438
Yet another newbie is adorable!

Merkavah tells you, "Heheh..heh..so, if we're all part of a commune, wouldn't that make us communists?"


That's incredibly OOC, but so clever.

QUOTE(Raiha @ Nov 15 2007, 12:21 PM) 458444
(Celest): Unitos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Then let us welcome our
newest citizen, Kayne."

ohmy.gif Citizen Kayne?



QUOTE(Demetrios @ Nov 15 2007, 12:37 PM) 458448
ROFL! That's great. His motto should be: Rose... buuuuud....


Hahaha. Yes, yes, yes, YES. Ha. That made me laugh a lot biggrin.gif.
Myndaen2007-11-16 01:02:54
QUOTE(Aison @ Nov 15 2007, 07:22 PM) 458481
That's incredibly OOC, but so clever.


A little OOC never hurt anyone, I say. tongue.gif

Especially when it made me laugh smile.gif
Unknown2007-11-16 04:04:09
QUOTE(Jigan @ Nov 15 2007, 06:53 PM) 458479
Cadet Kalindera says, "Jigan is going to be stiff as a brick once Malicia gets through with him."
rolleyes.gif A reference to paperwork. Wonderful.

It'd be a lot funnier if you included the entire conversation.

Onto new and better things:
(AclanthatI'mnotgonnatellyouallwhatitis) You say: "Anyone want to go and shoot up some Aetherbeasts?"
Raflein tells you, "GALINGALE!"
(Sameclan) You say: "Nevermind!"

I have 5,500 Galingale to gather for Raflein. It's good cash at the very least.
Myndaen2007-11-16 07:26:47
You put 2932 gold sovereigns in a magically-preserved letter.

"Hmph!" Alianna snorts at you.

You give 1500 gold sovereigns to Alianna.

You say, "There you go, dear, you rallowance for the month."

Kalas Alianna, Noyan en-Lam says, "Forgiven."

You say, "Go buy yourself something nice."

Kalas Alianna, Noyan en-Lam says, "..my what?!"

Kalas Alianna, Noyan en-Lam says, "You're supposed to marry me, not be my father."

You tug your chin thoughtfully.

You stick out your tongue and say, "Dowry?"

Kalas Alianna, Noyan en-Lam says, "..that's -after- the marriage."

Kalas Alianna, Noyan en-Lam says, "And usually something the female's family gives."

You say, "Purchase sexual favours, then?"

You hum a happy tune.

Nightingale Aia Luminare-y'Kada, Winter Jewel says, "Okay, that I didn't need to hear please..."

The Moonhart Mother Tree suddenly flares with pulsating energy as Xiel steps through.

Alianna peers about herself unscrupulously.

Xiel peers at Alianna unscrupulously.

Kalas Alianna, Noyan en-Lam says, "Is that a hint or an order?"

Alianna mutters to herself, before slipping and accidentally kicking herself in the shins.

Xiel snickers softly to himself.

Kalas Alianna, Noyan en-Lam says, "And don't dare interpret that the wrong way."

Aia's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Xiel waves his hand dismissively.

Kalas Alianna, Noyan en-Lam says, "To xiel not you. Myndaen's being difficult."

Kalas Alianna, Noyan en-Lam says, "Arsemonkyey."

Kalas Alianna, Noyan en-Lam says, "Monkey."

Kalas Alianna, Noyan en-Lam says to you, "..this's all your fault."

Unknown2007-11-16 09:57:46
QUOTE(mitbulls @ Nov 15 2007, 06:57 AM) 458403
Come2Seren.

Why stop at wombats? Throw in some badgers, a few trees, and a Kalodan for an all around snuggle-fest. Everyone wins!


I've been considering it lately :/
And I refuse to snuggle kalodan
Lysandus2007-11-16 09:58:37
A hammerhead shark hurls himself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm
you.
A hammerhead shark hurls himself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm
you.
A hammerhead shark hurls himself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm
you.
5293h, 4812m, 5094e, 10p elrxk-

A hammerhead shark hurls himself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm
you.
A hammerhead shark hurls himself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm
you.
A hammerhead shark hurls himself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm
you.
5293h, 4812m, 5094e, 10p elrxk-

A hammerhead shark hurls himself against the Glowing Arbour of Rapturous
Adoration's shield in a futile attempt to harm it.

A hammerhead shark hurls himself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm
you.
A hammerhead shark hurls himself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm
you.
5293h, 4812m, 5094e, 10p elrxk-

O.o
Pentu2007-11-16 16:33:36
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Guildmember Rank Position GT GNT CGT
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Ainia 5 On On On
Xiuhcoatl 1 On On On
Irulan COL On On On
Lithios 4 On On On
Tajalli * Administrator On On On
Senara 1 On On On
Timil 2 On On On
Pentu * Champion On On On
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Currently, there are 8 members on this Plane and 0 on other Planes.
4946h, 6310m, 4426e, 10p, 18600en, 21254w exkd<>-
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Commune Member Rank Position CT
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Kaervas Dark Marshall Shadow Court On
Lithios Night's tender Commune Aide On
Irulan Shade On
Senara Shade On
Pentu Shadow Warden Commune Aide On
Tajalli Ebon Forester Commune Minister On
Ainia Dark woodswoman On
Xiuhcoatl Shade On
Timil Night's tender On
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Currently, there are 9 Commune Members on this Plane and 0 on other Planes.
ohmy.gif
Fear us! Druid power! happy.gif
Unknown2007-11-16 16:43:43
QUOTE(Pentu @ Nov 16 2007, 10:33 AM) 458619
Fear us! Druid power! happy.gif


INFEST OFFPEAKHOURS
Unknown2007-11-16 17:02:10
QUOTE(Lysandus @ Nov 16 2007, 09:58 AM) 458574
A hammerhead shark hurls himself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm
you.
A hammerhead shark hurls himself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm
you.
A hammerhead shark hurls himself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm
you.
5293h, 4812m, 5094e, 10p elrxk-

A hammerhead shark hurls himself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm
you.
A hammerhead shark hurls himself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm
you.
A hammerhead shark hurls himself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm
you.
5293h, 4812m, 5094e, 10p elrxk-

A hammerhead shark hurls himself against the Glowing Arbour of Rapturous
Adoration's shield in a futile attempt to harm it.

A hammerhead shark hurls himself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm
you.
A hammerhead shark hurls himself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm
you.
5293h, 4812m, 5094e, 10p elrxk-

O.o

At least you're a tree, not a shrub.
Krellan2007-11-16 19:45:59
QUOTE(Bianca @ Nov 16 2007, 03:57 AM) 458573
I've been considering it lately :/
And I refuse to snuggle kalodan


You would consider it. Luckily for you, Kalodan isn't much of a snuggle bunny. If I had to describe him, he's closer to a dancing faerie.
Unknown2007-11-16 20:13:04
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You would consider it. Luckily for you, Kalodan isn't much of a snuggle bunny. If I had to describe him, he's closer to a dancing faerie.


On LSD.