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Ildaudid2007-11-18 06:38:20
QUOTE(Reiha @ Nov 18 2007, 01:25 AM) 459028
I'm the only one that calls him Illypoo (except for a bunch of his "platonic" male friends), but it wasn't me... or him. whatthe.gif I've been busy with other things and Gladiatus tongue.gif


Not my alt, my alt would be called Forran so I could get all his tells smile.gif

But that is kinda funny, poor kiddo will be hated just for the first part of his name
Myndaen2007-11-18 07:52:37
QUOTE(Reiha @ Nov 18 2007, 01:25 AM) 459028
I'm the only one that calls him Illypoo (except for a bunch of his "platonic" male friends), but it wasn't me... or him. whatthe.gif I've been busy with other things and Gladiatus tongue.gif


The fact that you seem SO... Skeptical? about his sexuality makes me very, very excited.

::glee::

Illypoo you're allllll miiiiiine!
Hazar2007-11-18 17:14:53
QUOTE(Pentu @ Nov 16 2007, 10:33 AM) 458619
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Guildmember Rank Position GT GNT CGT
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Ainia 5 On On On
Xiuhcoatl 1 On On On
Irulan COL On On On
Lithios 4 On On On
Tajalli * Administrator On On On
Senara 1 On On On
Timil 2 On On On
Pentu * Champion On On On
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Currently, there are 8 members on this Plane and 0 on other Planes.
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Commune Member Rank Position CT
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Kaervas Dark Marshall Shadow Court On
Lithios Night's tender Commune Aide On
Irulan Shade On
Senara Shade On
Pentu Shadow Warden Commune Aide On
Tajalli Ebon Forester Commune Minister On
Ainia Dark woodswoman On
Xiuhcoatl Shade On
Timil Night's tender On
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Currently, there are 9 Commune Members on this Plane and 0 on other Planes.
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Fear us! Druid power! happy.gif


O.o

Must be a new election!
Acrune2007-11-18 18:34:14
QUOTE(Ildaudid @ Nov 18 2007, 01:38 AM) 459032
But that is kinda funny, poor kiddo will be hated just for the first part of his name


So far she hasn't seemed too concerned with what people think of her. There was lots of booger flicking involved, I hear. Doubt she'll be back tongue.gif
Unknown2007-11-18 19:28:45
Marshal Daevos Feyranti Feyranti, Prettiest Princess (Male Archlich Brood Viscanti Titan).

No need for explanation.
Unknown2007-11-18 20:09:22
QUOTE(Fobi @ Nov 18 2007, 02:28 PM) 459120
Marshal Daevos Feyranti Feyranti, Prettiest Princess (Male Archlich Brood Viscanti Titan).

No need for explanation.


Someone definitely stole my idea. Though if I remember correctly I wanted to title him "the Fluffiest Titan."
Veonira2007-11-18 21:22:23
QUOTE(Fobi @ Nov 18 2007, 02:28 PM) 459120
Marshal Daevos Feyranti Feyranti, Prettiest Princess (Male Archlich Brood Viscanti Titan).

No need for explanation.


giggle.gif
Aison2007-11-18 23:40:35
(House Aurendil): Talkan says, "Are you an herbalist, asmodea?"
(House Aurendil): Asmodea (from the Astral Plane) says, "Alchemist."
(House Aurendil): Talkan says, "Darn."
(House Aurendil): Talkan says, "You almost made a new friend."
Ildaudid2007-11-19 01:24:53
With friends like Talkan who needs enemies blackeye.gif


@Myndaen - so glad she wants me to be gay sad.gif , but if I were gay, I would be totally gay for you. (just like the 2 guys in the Sarah Silverman program, we could get high and say "I'm so gay for you!") content.gif
Reiha2007-11-19 02:01:46
QUOTE(Ildaudid @ Nov 18 2007, 05:24 PM) 459182
With friends like Talkan who needs enemies blackeye.gif
@Myndaen - so glad she wants me to be gay sad.gif , but if I were gay, I would be totally gay for you. (just like the 2 guys in the Sarah Silverman program, we could get high and say "I'm so gay for you!") content.gif

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Lysandus2007-11-19 07:06:51
(Paladins): You say, "Sir Nemerle! CAre for a spar?"

(Paladins): Nemerle (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Aye Sir Lysandus!
Give me a moment to finish preparing for Sir Jigans teatise."

(Paladins): You say, "Teatise?"

(Paladins): Nemerle (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Treatise, i mean."

(Paladins): Nydekion (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I imagine it's one
of those things you really don't want to know about."

(Paladins): Nemerle (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Bah!"
Unknown2007-11-19 09:52:34
Bhatagoba is an ancient orc hag, with bulging bloodshot eyes and a mouth with
only one fang jutting up from her lower jaw. Her back is stiff and bent so that
her face is almost always pointing at the floor. She is overweight with
pendulous breasts propped up on a bloated stomach. Dressed in black rags, she
deftly holds dirty vials in her black-nailed hands, continuously emptying one
noxious liquid from one vial into another. Occasionally, one of her bulbous eyes
will look up and stare, betraying an unanticipated intelligence.
The end of the club is coated with a gummy white substance.
Bhatagoba, the orc hag is not one to be trifled with.
She weighs about 218 pounds.
She is loyal to the Great Forest of Glomdoring.
You see nothing in it.

Bhatagoba is a club? lolwut
Lysandus2007-11-19 10:18:13
honors alger
Torturer Alger, Venenum Celer (Male Undead Aslaran).
He is 115 years old, having been born on the 10th of Urlachmar, 76 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is an Elemental Tracker in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is an enemy of your city.
He is a graduate of the College of Necromantic & Tainted Research.
He is a member of the clan called 'Iniquitous Lyceum.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Barracks.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Aslaran Totem Tribe.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His warcry: 'FOR THE QUEEN!!!'
He is deemed a Sculptor by the Artisanal Council of Vesteran Honours.
He is considered to be approximately 120% of your might.
He has been engaged to be married to Marquessa Jadryga La'Croix, Lady of the
Tower for 951 months.

He is a founder of the D'Tylmirande family.
See HONOURS FULL ALGER to view his 6 special honours.

Those two better come back and start getting married.
Jack2007-11-19 21:38:53
QUOTE
Dark junction in the Magnagoran sewers.
The air here crackles with electricity and blue sparks run across every surface
heralding the presence of a war shrine of Raezon nearby. A rusty length of pipe
is visible through a gaping hole in the sewer wall, shrouded in gloom.

You see exits leading north, east, and west.
3727h, 4418m, 3956e, 10p, 16953en, 18664w exk-
s

There is no exit in that direction.
3727h, 4418m, 3956e, 10p, 16953en, 18664w exk-
put valve in hole

You see no "hole".
3765h, 4458m, 3996e, 10p, 16955en, 18678w exk-
put valve in pipe

The gods have not designed an onyx seawolf pipe to be able to hold anything.
3765h, 4458m, 3996e, 10p, 16955en, 18692w exk-
put pipe in pack
put pipe in pack

You put an onyx seawolf pipe into a leather backpack.
3765h, 4458m, 3996e, 10p, 16955en, 18706w exk-
put pipe in pack

You put a lindwyrm pipe into a leather backpack.
3765h, 4458m, 3996e, 10p, 16955en, 18706w exk-

You put an ebony wolf pipe into a leather backpack.
3765h, 4458m, 3996e, 10p, 16955en, 18706w exk-
put valve in pack

You put a rusty pressure valve into a leather backpack.
3765h, 4458m, 3996e, 10p, 16955en, 18706w exk-
g valve from pack

You take a rusty pressure valve from a leather backpack.
3765h, 4458m, 3996e, 10p, 16955en, 18720w exk-

Raikogen has been slain in The Pearl of the Amberle by Geb Kamau.
3765h, 4458m, 3996e, 10p, 16955en, 18720w exk-
put valve in pipe

You are far too selfish to do that.
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ql

Dark junction in the Magnagoran sewers.
The air here crackles with electricity and blue sparks run across every surface
heralding the presence of a war shrine of Raezon nearby. A rusty length of pipe
is visible through a gaping hole in the sewer wall, shrouded in gloom.
You see exits leading north, east, and west.
3765h, 4458m, 3996e, 10p, 16955en, 18734w exk-
generosity

REMOVED selfishness
3765h, 4458m, 3996e, 10p, 16955en, 18734w xk-

You have recovered equilibrium.
3765h, 4458m, 3996e, 10p, 16955en, 18734w exk-
put valve in pipe

You put a rusty pressure valve into a rusty length of pipe.
There is no place on a rusty length of pipe to attach a rusty pressure valve,
and it clatters to the ground.
3765h, 4458m, 3996e, 10p, 16955en, 18748w exk-
weep

You begin to weep uncontrollably.
3765h, 4458m, 3996e, 10p, 16955en, 18748w exk-
Unknown2007-11-19 21:54:46
Interesting, does it have any purpose?
Jack2007-11-19 22:03:33
Other than me spending about five minutes fumbling about like a fool for a quest which was already done? No. Found it amusing in a sort of futile, weepy way.
Simimi2007-11-20 05:37:22
* Now talking on #lusternia
* Topic for #lusternia is: If the channel is moderated, ask in a query window politely for voice. MtG discussions go to #MtG.
* Topic for #lusternia set by Gwylifar at Thu Sep 27 22:21:26 2007
* Gwylifar-sleeping gives voice to simimi
hey all
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I killed OpServ
long live me!
...lol
OpServ is dead. Long live Mimi!
Tervic2007-11-20 08:09:46
Overheard on Skype, and quoted by request: Oh Thoros you mother censor.gif , you stupid piece of censor.gif mother censor.gif , Thoros, I want to kiss you! I LOVE YOU!

Shortly after, same person: OOoooooh yeah, I am happily NAKED! BWAHAHAHA!

And more: Yeah, you like it when daddy eats you huh!? Augh, gotta take a break.... so... HAWT!
Arin2007-11-20 09:01:20
QUOTE(Krullgin @ Nov 19 2007, 08:52 PM) 459262
Bhatagoba is an ancient orc hag, with bulging bloodshot eyes and a mouth with
only one fang jutting up from her lower jaw. Her back is stiff and bent so that
her face is almost always pointing at the floor. She is overweight with
pendulous breasts propped up on a bloated stomach. Dressed in black rags, she
deftly holds dirty vials in her black-nailed hands, continuously emptying one
noxious liquid from one vial into another. Occasionally, one of her bulbous eyes
will look up and stare, betraying an unanticipated intelligence.
The end of the club is coated with a gummy white substance.
Bhatagoba, the orc hag is not one to be trifled with.
She weighs about 218 pounds.
She is loyal to the Great Forest of Glomdoring.
You see nothing in it.

Bhatagoba is a club? lolwut



Hag, club, white substance... I can make all kinds of comments from this material dribble.gif
Arvont2007-11-20 09:44:40
QUOTE(Arin @ Nov 20 2007, 05:01 PM) 459399
Hag, club, white substance... I can make all kinds of comments from this material dribble.gif


laughing1.gif Too bad there wasn't a sheathe involved.