Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Arix2007-11-27 01:00:34
I don't know why Hitler's birthday is relevant to pot, I just brought it up because it popped into my head
Shiri2007-11-27 02:18:21
QUOTE(Jack @ Nov 26 2007, 11:51 PM) 460482
I can't think of any possible circumstance anywhere ever where knowing Hitler's birthday would be useful.

Srsly.


Heh. I was told that that was the first number the British tried on all the safes after WW2 because a large proportion of them had the codes set to that. And, now that I had the last word, back to quotes! evil.gif

EDIT: I just randomly typed in : evil : to see if it was a smiley, and as expected of Estarra, it is
Arix2007-11-27 02:34:35
Shiri only gets the last word because he can delete posts
Stangmar2007-11-27 02:58:53
It's obvious that Hitler's mother smoked pot while she was pregnant with him, which is why he became such an angry, censor.gif up SOB.
Raflein2007-11-27 04:58:33
You tell Water's Child, Araenielle, Skipper of Stones, "I lurves you."

Araenielle tells you, "I know *pose*."

You tell Water's Child, Araenielle, Skipper of Stones, "HA!"

You tell Water's Child, Araenielle, Skipper of Stones, "And you think I'm
awesome, admit it! *strut*."

Araenielle tells you, "Sweety if we weren't related and um married and junk and
stuff i'd totally hit on you, oh wait I do that anyways."

You tell Water's Child, Araenielle, Skipper of Stones, "*chuckle* It's kinda
creepy in a weird, scary way...but..normal..."

confused.gif
Alodia2007-11-27 17:11:34
Deep below deep below the Syrinx Tower.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
Spreading its majestic golden wings, a great eagle searches the ground with
piercing eyes.
You see exits leading up and down.
3468h, 5769m, 5146e, 10p, 15360en, 27240w exk-d
You cannot swim in that direction, you will have to RISE before going that way.

Ok, now I know how it feels to be buried alive... think it's a bug, sparred with nezha and i got hit with hallucinations that made me dive in a deluged demesne just before the spar ended, where I found myself situated here. Can't port due to sigils, and can't move.
Fain2007-11-28 00:07:46
Less chat, more quotes.
Shishi2007-11-28 00:33:42
QUOTE(Kromsh @ Nov 27 2007, 05:27 PM) 460609
Ironic that he deletes my post saying that bugs shouldn't be posted (among others) but not the bug quote itself, don't you think? That, and the original intent of Quotes threads didn't exactly exclude discussion, despite what some over-zealous mods would like to think. Oh well, GG Fain. Go ahead and delete this, too, and raise my warning level while you're at it. smile.gif

bug has been fixed now at least. So I think the danger is passed

edit: oh I need a quote too...

QUOTE
(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Someone say something funny."
4395h, 5316m, 5052e, 10p, 15360en, 24600w elrxk-<17:23:49.378>

(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Something
funny."
4395h, 5316m, 5052e, 10p, 15360en, 24600w elrxk-<17:23:54.673>
clt i posted in quotes without a quote
(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "I posted in quotes without a quote."
4395h, 5316m, 5052e, 10p, 15360en, 24600w elrxk-<17:23:0.486>
clt quick, someone!
(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Quick, someone!"
4395h, 5316m, 5052e, 10p, 15360en, 24600w elrxk-<17:23:6.656>
clt oh nevermind, sarra has it covered
(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Oh nevermind, sarra has it covered."
4395h, 5316m, 5052e, 10p, 15360en, 24600w elrxk-<17:23:14.466>
Acrune2007-11-28 03:12:50
I'll post this now that the damage has been toned down.

I'll repeat, THIS HAS BEEN FIXED, DO NOT FREAK.

http://superacrune.angelfire.com/maze.txt

Thats from testing maze. ohyeah.gif
Xenthos2007-11-28 06:38:30
QUOTE(Acrune @ Nov 27 2007, 10:12 PM) 460634
I'll post this now that the damage has been toned down.

I'll repeat, THIS HAS BEEN FIXED, DO NOT FREAK.

http://superacrune.angelfire.com/maze.txt

Thats from testing maze. ohyeah.gif

Overpowered. Hmph.

You missed the complaints / comments after death #2, almost death #3, and Xanon defending Maze before the test, though. happy.gif
Xavius2007-11-29 08:16:44
(Fledglings): Athine says, "Oh dear gods that didn't belong here either."

(Fledglings): Xinemus (from the Aetherways) says, "Ah, if I had a gold piece for
every woman I have heard say that."

(Fledglings): Athine says, "Xinemus!"
Unknown2007-11-29 08:17:56
Why doesn't anyone ever quote the copious amount of profundity I offer in-game?
Arin2007-11-29 10:19:10
Be glad and rejoice. For I do jumpfire.gif
Unknown2007-11-30 18:29:43
So I find a really 'cost efficent' way to fight oozes...here's part of the log


A slithering ooze hurls himself against your shield in a futile attempt to harm
you.
1560h, 2055m, 2190e, 10p exp-
With a twist of its body, a slithering slime leaves to the west.
1560h, 2055m, 2190e, 10p exp-
With a twist of its body, a slithering slime leaves to the west.
1560h, 2055m, 2190e, 10p exp-
A slithering slime glides in from the northeast.
1560h, 2055m, 2190e, 10p exp-
With a twist of its body, a slithering slime leaves to the northeast.
1560h, 2055m, 2190e, 10p exp-
A slithering ooze hurls himself against a red lollipop's shield in a futile
attempt to harm it.
Unknown2007-11-30 18:40:06
QUOTE(Zemlenoy @ Nov 30 2007, 12:29 PM) 461228
A slithering ooze hurls himself against a red lollipop's shield in a futile
attempt to harm it.


That's some precision shieldparrying work, there.
Unknown2007-12-01 00:19:45
(My first time getting to astral by myself.)

Among the sparkling motes of light, a translucent figure appears in the air and
then quickly solidifies as Silimaur comes into view.

"Thanks!" Silimaur says.

"No problem," you say offhandedly.

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

Silimaur leaves to the southwest.

Silimaur arrives from the southwest.

Silimaur hums a happy tune.

You smile and say, "First time up here."

Sir Silimaur, Light's Judgement says, "What you doing here anyways."

Silimaur peers about himself unscrupulously.

You say, "Just got astral gate."

Silimaur gives you the once over.

You smile angelically, wide-eyed and innocent.

"Oooooooooh!" Silimaur says, eyes wide with wonder.

Sir Silimaur, Light's Judgement says, "No armour?"

You laughingly say, "You'll probably see me die if I wander around to much."

You shake your head.

You frown and say, "Decayed on me in my hibernation."

You say, "Well, would've had I not smelted it before hand."

Silimaur looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

"Meh," says Silimaur nonchalantly.

Sir Silimaur, Light's Judgement says, "Well ill head off."

Silimaur jumps into the air and lands with a bump.

You give the world a smart salute.

Silimaur hops up and down on your foot.

Silimaur gives the world a smart salute.

You say, "Good luck."

Silimaur tells you, "Eep."

Silimaur tells you, "I was deaf that whole time."

Silimaur tells you, "Sorry."

Silimaur tells you, "So if you said anything."

Silimaur tells you, "My apologies for not responding."

You tell Sir Silimaur, Light's Judgement, "You actually responded as if you had
heard me."

Templar Snaithy Dekoven, Knight of Aegis says, "I think hang on I'll check."

Silimaur tells you, "I did wha."

You tell Sir Silimaur, Light's Judgement, "((Quotes board here I come Mwhaha))"

Silimaur tells you, "Then i must be psychic!"
Xiel2007-12-01 06:15:50
CODE
Pupil Vaylin clenches his fist calmly, his arms going rigid. His neck muscles
start to tremble, creeping there way up to his mouth where the left side pulls
back alarmingly. The furrikin throws his head back as tremors of pain run
through in waves. Seconds later he slumps forward his breathing shallow.
5210h, 4998m, 4476e, 10p, 20410en, 23020w exkdb /22:07:37.421/<>-
Vaylin steps into a flowering archway and disappears.
5210h, 4998m, 4476e, 10p, 20410en, 23020w exkdb /22:07:40.812/<>-
The bright sun shines down upon you.
5210h, 4998m, 4476e, 10p, 20410en, 23020w exkdb /22:07:40.968/<>-
Shimmering power flashes throughout the Serenwilde Forest.
5210h, 4998m, 4476e, 10p, 20410en, 23020w exkdb /22:07:49.609/<>-say what was that??

You ask, "What was that?"
5210h, 4998m, 4476e, 10p, 20410en, 23020w exkdb /22:07:56.843/<>-
Nightingale Aia Luminare-y'Kada, Winter Jewel says, "No frickin' idea."
5210h, 4998m, 4476e, 10p, 20410en, 23020w exkdb /22:08:00.531/<>-aia did the kid just orgasm in front of us?!

You tell Nightingale Aia Luminare-y'Kada, Winter Jewel, "Did the kid just orgasm
in front of us?!"
5210h, 4998m, 4476e, 10p, 20410en, 23020w exkdb /22:08:03.687/<>-
Aia rolls on the floor, laughing.
5210h, 4998m, 4476e, 10p, 20410en, 23020w exkdb /22:08:20.125/<>-aia OMG he DID

You tell Nightingale Aia Luminare-y'Kada, Winter Jewel, "OMG he DID."
5210h, 4998m, 4476e, 10p, 20410en, 23020w exkdb /22:08:30.390/<>-
Aia tells you, "It looks like he did, actually..."
5210h, 4998m, 4476e, 10p, 20410en, 23020w exkdb /22:08:35.890/<>-omg

Your eyes widen in disbelief as you shout, "Oh my GOD!"
5210h, 4998m, 4476e, 10p, 20410en, 23020w exkdb /22:08:36.468/<>-
Aia snickers softly to herself.
5210h, 4998m, 4476e, 10p, 20410en, 23020w exkdb /22:08:38.125/<>-
Aia rolls on the floor, laughing.


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Unknown2007-12-01 06:57:43

Ranadae tells you, "Igasho women blush when I disrobe."
Neuf2007-12-01 07:03:23
topguilds
Guild Novice Score Member Score Vote Rating
------------------------------------------------------------
Ur'Guard 1 71 3
Paladins 0 70 6

Paladins unseated?! jawdrop.gif
Arvont2007-12-01 14:23:45
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no f***ing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that s**t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh s**t I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, a**hole."