Demetri Martin has a thing about Rock/Paper/Scissors.
Oh, and where did you quote that FROM?

Now I know how the Elder wars ended... Way to ruin the surprise, jerks!

A mountain rockeater tells you, "You idiot! An onyx vial murdered the Soulless Gods."

You follow Kaervas d'Murani, the Ascendant Fury south to before the Master Ravenwood Tree.

You lean into Kaervas and kiss him long and tenderly.

A taint wyrm burrows into the ground. A moment later he arrives with a bloody eyeball wrapped in its tail.

You say, ".."

You pick up a bloody eyeball.

Covered in blood, the eyeball has been wrenched from the socket of some poor fool. The stalk of nerves is still attached to it, lending it an even more gruesome appearance.
It has 1 months of usefulness left.
It is strangely weightless.
It bears the distinctive mark of Destroyer of Minds, Father Revan n'Kylbar, Herald of Freedom.


I FOUND A TREASURE!!!!!!!

Ewwww! That's awesome!

....who the crap was spying on their own nexus?

Big Brother is watching!

It seems like every furrikin I ever run into either extremely proud of their race (to the point of annoyance) or a complete weirdo. Like uh.. that.

(Disciples of Klangratch): Silimaur says, "Glauco hits for 2k.."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Geb (from the Astral Plane) says, "He never got me below 5210 out of 8349."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Silimaur says, "How."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Silimaur says, "How do you take no damage..."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Geb (from the Astral Plane) says, "I am Geb damn it!"

Geb.

Why is the first thought "OMG, ORGASM LOL?" For a moment I thought I'd gone to Achaea's forums, by mistake.

Additionally... if that is what your orgasms look like, or your partner's (why else would you assume that his rictus of agony was somehow sexual in nature?) then I feel very, very sorry for you.

You know, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought "If that's 'orgasm' someone has some odd ideas of what one is like!"

I've honestly never seen it used... or used it myself so I have no idea. Is that what it looks like? Cause... gee.

edit:
Course, looking at it again, it's gotta be a custom emote. Otherwise it's the most typo filled, and badly written emote ever. But still... I'd have thought he was having some kind of seisure before an orgasm.

No, that was a custom emote, and the people who assume it was an orgasm are clearly 12. Seriously.. if your body is wracked by pain, you're not doing it right. It looked more like his character was having some sort of seizure to me.

That was rather my thought, as well!

You've not met Nifilhema then.

Courtyard before a vine-covered temple.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The area opens
into a spacious courtyard, offering views of the twisting vines that grapple up
along the smooth temple walls. Symmetrical plantings and raised stone beds
define the space, the dark, glossy leaves of various fauna straining against
their rigid containers. Pathways of glistening onyx run between the beds,
delineated by perfectly manicured hedges, which further distinguish this formal
space from the rest of the gardens. Heavy benches of iron spaced equidistantly
allow for quiet conversation or solitary reflection. A glimmering web of
iridescent hues stretches along the temple wall here. There are 2 bottles here.
Druid Ralthon of the Blackthorn is here. He wields a golden sickle in his left
hand. Druidess Olirda of the Rowan is here. She wields a golden sickle in her
left hand and a mystic cudgel in her right. Yeralih Carthan, the Ir'rala'mor is
here. She wields a bloody eyeball in her left hand. Fledgling Taelix, Shadow of
Crow is here. Druid Ardane of the Rowan is here. Kundu Kor'Lathh is here. He
wields a mystic cudgel in his left hand and a wyrden shield of the seasons in
his right. Silferras is here, rubbing her chin thoughtfully. She wields a golden
sickle in her left hand and a mystic cudgel in her right. Druid of the Lady, The
Moralis, Black Rose Among the Thorns is here. He wields a golden sickle in his
left hand and a mystic cudgel in his right. Druidess Kaede of the Blackthorn is
here. She wields a golden sickle in her left hand.
You see exits leading southeast, south, and southwest.

Kundu Kor'Lathh says to Kaede, "Thank you for a wonderful Liturgy."

Moralis flashes Kaede a joyous smile.

Kundu Kor'Lathh says to Moralis, "Thank you for a wonderful Liturgy."

Druid of the Lady, The Moralis, Black Rose Among the Thorns smiles impishly and
says, "And I thank you all for not trampling the roses."

With a flourish of his arm, Kundu bows deeply.

(Blacktalon): Athine says, "Can we have another drinking party?"

A bottle suddenly vanishes without a trace.

Olirda grins mischievously at Moralis.

A bottle suddenly vanishes without a trace.

Yeralih blinks.

Thanks for the booze!

(Blacktalon): Kaede says, "You are missing it in the Temple."

Silferras blinks.

Kundu raises the hood on a tawdry robes.

You cast a suspicious eye about your surroundings.

Silferras peers about herself unscrupulously.

(Blacktalon): Athine says, "Say no more I am on my way."

Kaede gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Pressing your hands together before you, you concentrate on your third eye
chakra. An indigo glow suffuses your forehead and reveals that which is hidden
from sight.
Alianna is here out of phase with reality.

Kundu belches and begins swaying back and forth.

You have recovered equilibrium.

You say, "Alianna."

You say, "Kill."

Alianna tells you, "Spoilsport!"

(Clan): Forren (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "GBTP."

Woohoo for corrupting the Fish!

GLORY BE TO PIE!!!!

EDIT: By request from Jigan:


A dwarf orca darts toward you, its mouth gaping wide, and snatches a male penguin from beside you, mashing him to a bloody pulp and staining the icy waters red.
A dwarf orca darts toward you, its mouth gaping wide, and snatches a male penguin from beside you, mashing him to a bloody pulp and staining the icy waters red.
A dwarf orca darts toward you, its mouth gaping wide, and snatches a stout penguin hefting a blue salmon from beside you, mashing her to a bloody pulp and staining the icy waters red.
A dwarf orca darts toward you, its mouth gaping wide, and snatches a stout penguin artfully wielding a pink salmon from beside you, mashing him to a bloody pulp and staining the icy waters red.
A dwarf orca darts toward you, its mouth gaping wide, and snatches a stout penguin hefting a blue salmon from beside you, mashing her to a bloody pulp and staining the icy waters red.
A dwarf orca darts toward you, its mouth gaping wide, and snatches a stout penguin artfully wielding a pink salmon from beside you, mashing him to a bloody pulp and staining the icy waters red.
A dwarf orca darts toward you, its mouth gaping wide, and snatches a male penguin from beside you, mashing him to a bloody pulp and staining the icy waters red.
A dwarf orca darts toward you, its mouth gaping wide, and snatches a stout penguin artfully wielding a pink salmon from beside you, mashing him to a bloody pulp and staining the icy waters red.
A dwarf orca darts toward you, its mouth gaping wide, and snatches a female penguin from beside you, mashing her to a bloody pulp and staining the icy waters red.
A dwarf orca darts toward you, its mouth gaping wide, and snatches a male penguin from beside you, mashing him to a bloody pulp and staining the icy waters red.
A dwarf orca darts toward you, its mouth gaping wide, and snatches a female penguin from beside you, mashing her to a bloody pulp and staining the icy waters red.
A dwarf orca darts toward you, its mouth gaping wide, and snatches a female penguin from beside you, mashing her to a bloody pulp and staining the icy waters red.

Even Apple pie?

Just as importantly, even Pumpkin pie?

I find pecan trumps both pumpkin and apple.