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by Terentia

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Eldanien2007-12-06 01:25:27
I still hold that cheesecake is, in fact, pie. There's a bottom crust. There's a filling. It's baked. If pumpkin pie is pie, cheesecake is also pie.

Choose cheesecake.
Jack2007-12-06 03:02:26
Choose cheesecake. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a censor.gif big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of censor.gif fabrics.
Unknown2007-12-06 03:12:48
QUOTE(Eldanien @ Dec 5 2007, 08:25 PM) 462599
I still hold that cheesecake is, in fact, pie. There's a bottom crust. There's a filling. It's baked. If pumpkin pie is pie, cheesecake is also pie.


Quoted for truth.
Dane2007-12-06 03:13:11
QUOTE(Jack @ Dec 5 2007, 10:02 PM) 462615
Choose cheesecake. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a censor.gif big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of censor.gif fabrics.


But cheesecake first and foremost.
Arix2007-12-06 03:55:58
Pumpkin pie isn't so great
Navaryn2007-12-06 03:56:00
QUOTE(Jack @ Dec 5 2007, 10:02 PM) 462615
Choose cheesecake. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a censor.gif big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of censor.gif fabrics.


Choose DIY and wondering who the censor.gif you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing censor.gif junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarassment to the selfish, censor.gif up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose cheesecake.
Unknown2007-12-06 05:56:20
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(clan): Tervic says, "Glom has a lot of everything period."

(clan): Arin says, "Glom has a lot of period?"

(clan): Arin says, "Ew?"

(clan): Tervic says, "Glom has a lot of everything, period."


Funny maybe? Weird at least. Darn commas.
Arix2007-12-07 07:31:10
(Celest): Aison says, "WTF MUNSIA."
Shiri2007-12-07 07:31:38
The Chatelaine's Salon.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. A painting of A
large armoury is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. Madame Sylvie, Chatelaine
d'Amour, rests on a divan and looks gorgeous. Mischief, the Mutant Kitty is
here, standing on all four paws regally. Apprentice Reiha is here, shrouded. She
wields a twisted staff in her left hand. She is surrounded by one reflection of
herself. Tormentor Prailie Ri'Vante, Shadows Torment is here. He wields an
embellished draconic greatsword with both hands. Archsummoner Xiel y'Kada, the
Heir of Ellindel is here. He wields a silver mirror shield in his left hand and
an athame dagger in his right. Druidess Athine Le'Shein, Talons of Crow is here.
She wields the Black Cudgel of Mighty Crow in her left hand. Luxi Talnara,
Adherent of the Crone is here. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand.
You see exits leading southwest (open door) and northwest (open door).
4500h, 6300m, 7200e, 10p, 20394en, 29173w esixk<>-
Reiha gazes at you with love and adoration.
4500h, 6300m, 7200e, 10p, 20394en, 29173w esixk<>-st t sylvie
ana
Target t = sylvie.
4500h, 6225m, 7200e, 10p, 20400en, 29187w esixk<>-
Ahh, I am truly sorry, but I do not see anyone by that name here.
4500h, 6225m, 7200e, 10p, 20400en, 29187w esixk<>-ana
Madame Sylvie, Chatelaine d'Amour enjoys an extremely sensuous disposition. She
is contemplating where her loyalties should lie.
4500h, 6225m, 7200e, 10p, 20400en, 29187w sixk<>-
Xiel stares at Athine with a burning intensity.
4500h, 6300m, 7200e, 10p, 20400en, 29201w sixk<>-
Apprentice Reiha says, "I think molesting people works well getting em out of
here."
4500h, 6300m, 7200e, 10p, 20400en, 29201w sixk<>-
You have recovered equilibrium.
4500h, 6300m, 7200e, 10p, 20400en, 29201w esixk<>-nw
The Mezzanine of Chateau d'Amour.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water.
You see exits leading southeast (open door), up, and down.

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Amarysse2007-12-07 07:35:25
Actually...

I've never had baked cheesecake.
Tervic2007-12-07 11:58:45
QUOTE(Amarysse @ Dec 6 2007, 11:35 PM) 463026
Actually...

I've never had baked cheesecake.


Keep it that way and you'll go far, little one.
Aison2007-12-07 17:33:30
QUOTE(Arix @ Dec 6 2007, 11:31 PM) 463023
(Celest): Aison says, "WTF MUNSIA."


whatthe.gif She died during a PEACED REVOLT. it was meant to go to a clan sad.gif. My clan alias and CT don't even MATCH!! I made like two more misses after that and then decided I was too tired to continue so I qq'd.

Anyway, shric made a post and I thought this part was funny. Cracked me up:

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...we now understand that the Hammer is a tank but isn't invincible,...
Auer2007-12-08 14:32:23
(Celest): Trae says, "Order archangel attack tervic."
3495h, 3721m, 3551e, 9p, 15665en, 17795w esSlrxkbp-

(Celest): Trae says, "Miss."
3495h, 3721m, 3551e, 9p, 15665en, 17795w esSlrxkbp-

(Celest): Tervic says, "..."
3495h, 3721m, 3551e, 9p, 15665en, 17795w esSlrxkbp-

(Celest): Tervic says, "No comment."
Malicia2007-12-08 20:06:00
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Gadritan tells you, "You old, you old, you old you old you old, you old, you old, you old old old old, you old, you old, you old old ooold, happy birthday to you!"

Gadritan tells you, "My birthday song! I wrote it meself because Sir Jigan said its your birthday."

You tell Grand Apostle Gadritan Sar'Alainn, Fury of the Dove, "*laugh* Thank you."

Gadritan tells you, "It was the only lyrics I Could come up with."

Gadritan tells you, "It has a catchy tune though. you know. Bum Bum, BUm BUm, Bum bum bum bum..bum bum."

So cute. smile.gif
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The Pool of Stars.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The bright sun
shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An enormously wide
circular pool, as dark as the night sky, glitters softly between the columns.
His form suffused with soft light, the Keeper of the Pool of Stars stands here
attentively. The resplendent figure of an archangel rises up from the ground,
her golden wings furled protectively over a small figure cradled in her arms.
There are 8 golden retrievers here. A black direwolf is here, blending in with
the shadows. A statue of a cavalier of the Light stands here, memorializing his
noble spirit. Neighing softly, a dappled grey horse trots here. In the shape of
an open palm, a metallic sigil lies here. There are 10 archons of Eternal Light
here. There are 5 cavaliers of the Light here. A white marble gravestone stands
vigil here, memorializing the death of some poor soul. A giant jovial wombat
stands here on all fours. Saaga and Snaithy are here, holding hands. She wields
a gnarled iron tahto staff with both hands. Sir Jigan Dekoven, Grand Inquisitor
is here.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west,
northwest, and up (open door).
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Sunlight reflects off the stained glass windows of the Deep Blue Cathedral,
shining in the distance.
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Saaga2007-12-09 01:44:23
Aqua Initiate Iyre goes pale and mutters, "The time has come..."


Templar Tervic, Guardian of Knowledge says, "Doom."


"Doom..." Tervic intones somberly.


Iyre nods his head emphatically.


"Doom..." Iyre intones somberly.


"Doom..." you intone somberly.


"Doom..." Kialkarkea intones somberly.


Auer ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."


Eldanien looks about himself suspiciously.
Tervic2007-12-09 04:19:40
QUOTE(Saaga @ Dec 8 2007, 05:44 PM) 463578
Doom


What was even better was getting Forren to use the DOOMED emote at me. A pity it's not logged.
Unknown2007-12-09 08:20:17
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Druid Endantee Starleaf, Hart's Cuteness


I don't know. Made me laugh. happy.gif
Shiri2007-12-09 08:29:03
I think I saw that one prancing around in circles and smiling at me at Mother, earlier...oh well, one or two can't hurt. sad.gif
Saaga2007-12-09 11:33:57
esthete Arvont Mes'ard says, "It's this group again..."

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Arvont becomes overwhelmed by it all and faints.

You say, "Fear it!"

"Doom..." you intone somberly.

"Doom..." Arvont intones somberly.

Rran Auer Mes'ard, Zayahflahrhrr says, "This group?"

"Doom..." Tervic intones somberly.

You swing your arm up and high-five Tervic enthusiastically.