Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Hazar2007-10-13 23:07:32
(Glomdoring Monk Committee): Synl says, "We could say "Sojiro" is an ancient fae
word for "Fat emokid" if we really wanted."

(Glomdoring Monk Committee): You say, "...but it is!"

(Glomdoring Monk Committee): Sojiro says, "Busted."
Arix2007-10-13 23:21:57
(The Daughters of Attai): Marina says, "Veyda reminds me of Kalodan and Forren
put together, but with a fetish for bird feathers."
Aramel2007-10-14 00:27:05
QUOTE
The Hall of Banquets.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. There is a
large chalkboard here that warrants closer scrutiny. Wildeflower Aramel
Talnara-Mes'ard, Votive Flame is here. She wields an athame dagger in her right
hand.
You see exits leading north (open door), east, southwest, and west.

Um... hello?
Kharaen2007-10-14 00:53:05
QUOTE(Aramel @ Oct 13 2007, 08:27 PM) 449440
Um... hello?


When you've got astral insanity, you can sometimes see yourself when walking by a room.
Unknown2007-10-14 01:10:54
QUOTE(Kharaen d @ Oct 13 2007, 08:53 PM) 449444
When you've got astral insanity, you can sometimes see yourself when walking by a room.


The same thing happened to me when I was wandering the Inner Sea...before I'd ever even gone to Astral. freaked.gif
Ixion2007-10-14 01:45:48
Melanchthon tells you, "And why does my hand still smell like goat? damn petting zoo!"

Melanchthon tells you, "Beer and pizza solves all woes."

Lol, and so true!
Clise2007-10-14 02:32:59
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Wish estwald was on."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "I NEED HIM."
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "HE COMPLETES ME."

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Unknown2007-10-14 02:48:18
lol he is my raiding partner.
Unknown2007-10-14 03:03:42
QUOTE(Zetsu @ Oct 13 2007, 07:48 PM) 449453
lol he is my life partner.
Rakor2007-10-14 03:23:33
hehe
Stangmar2007-10-14 03:25:22
(College): Incabulos says, "To be fair, the Megalith is unusually noisy today."

(College): Gabranth says, "Arix and Stangmar can have that effect when put together."
Furien2007-10-14 06:05:15
Discussing the Aetherfoal:

(The Moonhart Circle): Nejii (from the Aetherways) says, "Are we renaming it and
changing it from being the inside of a giant deer then?"

(The Moonhart Circle): Kalodan says, "Most likely, yed."

(The Moonhart Circle): Sarrasri (from the Aetherways) says, "Most likely."

(The Moonhart Circle): Nejii (from the Aetherways) says, "'cause that idea was
always pretty awkward, we just never had anything better."

(The Moonhart Circle): Kalodan says, "Yes."

(The Moonhart Circle): Nejii (from the Aetherways) says, "Oh, great."

(The Moonhart Circle): Sarrasri (from the Aetherways) says, "Unless it's a
really fat deer."

(The Moonhart Circle): Kalodan says, "Or massive."

(The Moonhart Circle): Nejii (from the Aetherways) says, "You should've seen
what it was like before we changed it."

(The Moonhart Circle): Sarrasri (from the Aetherways) says, "Perhaps we'll make
it a field with a bunch of deer."

(The Moonhart Circle): Nejii (from the Aetherways) says, "Kharaen had like,
mucus on the inside of the eyes and everything."

(The Moonhart Circle): Kalodan says, "Or a deer with a bunch of fields."

(The Moonhart Circle): Nejii (from the Aetherways) says, "A field with a bunch
of deer would be pretty weird to pilot."

(The Moonhart Circle): You say, "..oh man, please tell me we had turrets behind
the eyes."

(The Moonhart Circle): You say, "Please tell me we put them there."

(The Moonhart Circle): Nejii (from the Aetherways) says, "We didn't."

(The Moonhart Circle): You say, "Damn."

(The Moonhart Circle): Kalodan says, "Agreed, Alianna."

(The Moonhart Circle): Nejii (from the Aetherways) says, "In fact I think we
just put the things in random rooms."

(The Moonhart Circle): Kalodan says, "We should make the aethership a giant
Kalo."

(The Moonhart Circle): Kalodan says, "With a turret in each hand."

(The Moonhart Circle): Sarrasri (from the Aetherways) says, "No Kalodan."

(The Moonhart Circle): Kalodan says, "I can't decide if a turret or a ramming
module should be in the crotch."

(The Moonhart Circle): Kalodan says, "Either way, definitely need
endurance/willpower gems down there."

And, hey, 5 seconds after:


(The Moonhart Circle): Kalodan says, "I'm going to one day remake the bible."
(The Moonhart Circle): Kalodan says, "Oh lord miss."
Zalandrus2007-10-14 06:42:16
Jigan takes iridescent butterfly panties from a leather backpack.

Jigan peers at iridescent butterfly panties unscrupulously.

Sir Jigan, Scribe of the Dove says, "Incorrect item."

Jigan takes a fine vellum scroll from a leather backpack.

Jigan puts a fine vellum scroll into a leather backpack.

Jigan puts iridescent butterfly panties into a leather backpack.

Jigan takes a personal journal from a leather backpack.

Kaalak gives Jigan the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Sir Jigan, Scribe of the Dove says, "The problem with having a thousand scrolls
is you can't organize them well."
Isluna2007-10-14 07:16:08
QUOTE(Zalandrus Meyedsun @ Oct 14 2007, 12:42 AM) 449484
Jigan takes iridescent butterfly panties from a leather backpack.

Jigan peers at iridescent butterfly panties unscrupulously.

Sir Jigan, Scribe of the Dove says, "Incorrect item."

Jigan takes a fine vellum scroll from a leather backpack.

Jigan puts a fine vellum scroll into a leather backpack.

Jigan puts iridescent butterfly panties into a leather backpack.

Jigan takes a personal journal from a leather backpack.

Kaalak gives Jigan the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Sir Jigan, Scribe of the Dove says, "The problem with having a thousand scrolls
is you can't organize them well."


laugh.gif wub.gif that silly Jigan.
Unknown2007-10-14 18:16:35
(Clan Censored): You say, "Where are you?!"
(censored): You say, "The Spirit Plane?"
(censored): Malicia (from the Spirit Plane) says, "Aye."
(censored): You say, "Whazzat?"
(censored): Shric says, "Tosha."
(censored): Malicia (from the Spirit Plane) says, "I've crossed over."
Mitch tells you, "Shes in tosha."
(censored): You say, "Oh."
(censored): Malicia (from the Spirit Plane) says, "Heh."
(censored): Shric says, "Stop scaring the kids."
(censored): You say, "Can I have your position then?"
(censored): Shric says, "Oi."
(censored): You say, "Since you're not around any more?"
(censored): Shric says, "Not a chance."

(censored): Isluna (from the Aetherways) says, "Stop scaring the old
folks too..."

(censored): Shric says, "It has to be contested for!"
(censored): You say, "My guess is Lady Malicia will do whatever possible
to come back to make sure I don't get Lady General of the Paladins."
(censored): Shric says, "And even then in an absence of the Guildmaster.
Just because she's a spirit doesn't mean she can't still run the Paladins!"
You tell Lady of the Waters, Isluna Car'vier, "((Quoted))"
Isluna tells you, "(( beware my revenge on those.. ))"
Furien2007-10-14 19:26:05
Tael Talnara, Cadwr Rhiniau says, "Anyone with power, link?"

Zia Talnara says, "Eh?"

Zia appears to weigh up her odds of survival.
Unknown2007-10-14 20:13:46
So just for fun I decided buying the drunk in the Wailing Woman Inn some ale. Enjoy (edited to avoid embarrasing mentioned person)

You pay 99 sovereigns and receive a shot glass.

You give a shot glass to a drunk.
A drunk guzzles the drink down thirstily and heaves a sigh of contentment.
A drunk says, "Ahhh, that's the stuff! Here, let me tell yoou sometthing..."

A drunk lurches forward drunkenly and confides in a secretive voice.
A drunk says, "I hear that mothEr wwent around with the beggaars before
her pregnancy..."

A drunk cackles hellishly.
Unknown2007-10-14 20:31:52
Me--->Kalindera tells you, "Maili murdered your mother."

Shiri2007-10-15 02:40:23
(Serenwilde): Tael says, "Statue tuned."
(Serenwilde): Tael says, "You may all gaze at the glory that is me anytime you
want too now with this statue. I know you're all deeply excited."

*pause*

(Serenwilde): Alianna says, "Hee. I'm gonna doodle on it."
Tekora2007-10-15 03:52:39
(The Midnight Legion): Veonira says, "ZAP BE NOW."

(The Midnight Legion): Veonira says, "...Ignore that."

*5 seconds later*

(The Midnight Legion): Veonira says, "ZAP BE NOW."

(The Midnight Legion): Veonira says, "...okay, ignore that too."

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