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Unknown2007-12-18 07:37:58
Kaalak tells you, "*deep breath* Caw caw grooble caw."
4372h, 5395m, 3420e, 10p, 14000en, 20000w exkdb-

You tell Cardinal Kaalak, Experimental Theologian, "...."
4372h, 5395m, 3420e, 10p, 14000en, 20000w exkdb-

Kaalak tells you, "What? I'm being diplomatic and saying hello in your native
language. *regurgitate food*."


IC i had to act annoyed...but I thought this was really funny. Especially since I have no idea who Kaalak is
Noola2007-12-18 07:39:23
QUOTE(Bianca @ Dec 18 2007, 01:37 AM) 467361
Kaalak tells you, "*deep breath* Caw caw grooble caw."
4372h, 5395m, 3420e, 10p, 14000en, 20000w exkdb-

You tell Cardinal Kaalak, Experimental Theologian, "...."
4372h, 5395m, 3420e, 10p, 14000en, 20000w exkdb-

Kaalak tells you, "What? I'm being diplomatic and saying hello in your native
language. *regurgitate food*."
IC i had to act annoyed...but I thought this was really funny. Especially since I have no idea who Kaalak is



roflmao.gif

That is hilarious! Thanks for posting that! wub.gif
Arix2007-12-18 07:53:41
crow tongue is the one that's like alphabet soup with apostrophes, right?
Unknown2007-12-18 07:55:27
QUOTE(Arix @ Dec 18 2007, 02:53 AM) 467371
crow tongue is the one that's like alphabet soup with apostrophes, right?


And missing the vowels.
Arix2007-12-18 08:08:01
so it's factory reject alphabet soup with apostrophes?
Unknown2007-12-18 08:19:36
QUOTE(Bianca @ Dec 17 2007, 11:37 PM) 467361
Kaalak tells you, "What? I'm being diplomatic and saying hello in your native
language. *regurgitate food*."


I wonder if he knows you could do that to a Loboshigaru (since wolves regurgitate food for their young) and probably not get a funny stare/awkward silence. ninja.gif

Denust did once. Ate a chicken, someone demanded the chicken back... after some explanation that he really, really couldn't and didn't want to give it back, he upchucked it. Grossed out at least four people, but that was a fun moment (Denust wasn't fazed at all). laugh.gif
Unknown2007-12-18 08:19:54
i've been tempted to say "s'tfu glomdoring" more than once
Tervic2007-12-18 09:05:26
Mistress of Alchemy, Alita Le'Furie, Chess Queen says, "They are the Forren of
desserts."
Unknown2007-12-18 09:48:24
QUOTE(Bianca @ Dec 18 2007, 06:19 PM) 467384
i've been tempted to say "s'tfu glomdoring" more than once



....laff
Unknown2007-12-18 18:19:43
QUOTE
(Academy): Kaalak says, "Remember lads, pointy end into the other guy."

(Academy): Lawliet says, "...y'know how many connotations there are to that?"

(Academy): You say, "OH GODS."

(Academy): Mortexia says, "That *was* kinda bad..."

(Academy): Kaalak says, "I think there is a Page that needs a good scrubbing
with soap."

(Academy): Lawliet says, "Exactly."

(Academy): You say, "I didn't even think of that until you said that."

(Academy): Kaalak says, "Perhaps more than one. To the bathhouse with all of
you."

(Academy): Dregar (from the Pearl of the Amberle) says, "I'm so grossed out
now."

(Academy): You say, "Drop it please."

(Academy): You say, "Just,please drop it."

(Academy): Gadritan (from the Aetherways) says, "Can you keep your badly worded
sex jokes off an educational channel?"

(Academy): Gadritan (from the Aetherways) says, "Thanks."


I'm speachless.
Aison2007-12-18 19:35:59
Kaalak is the pervy ex-Admin of the Celestines tongue.gif. Full of surprises.
Kaalak2007-12-19 00:19:04
QUOTE(Aison @ Dec 18 2007, 11:35 AM) 467594
Kaalak is the pervy ex-Admin of the Celestines tongue.gif. Full of surprises.



Actually the sexual connotation of my comment was not intended. 'Stick the pointy end into the other guy' is a fairly common swordsman's comment to a greenhorn. Just so I'm clear. blackeye.gif
Noola2007-12-19 00:20:37
QUOTE(Kaalak @ Dec 18 2007, 06:19 PM) 467708
Actually the sexual connotation of my comment was not intended. 'Stick the pointy end into the other guy' is a fairly common swordsman's comment to a greenhorn. Just so I'm clear. blackeye.gif



Everything can have a sexual connotation, don'tcha know? laugh.gif
Xavius2007-12-19 00:55:43
QUOTE(Kaalak @ Dec 18 2007, 06:19 PM) 467708
Actually the sexual connotation of my comment was not intended. 'Stick the pointy end into the other guy' is a fairly common swordsman's comment to a greenhorn. Just so I'm clear. blackeye.gif

I've never heard that in a fencing context, and I'm pretty sure the connotation is why. tongue.gif
Kaalak2007-12-19 01:15:49
QUOTE(Xavius @ Dec 18 2007, 04:55 PM) 467723
I've never heard that in a fencing context, and I'm pretty sure the connotation is why. tongue.gif


Mask of Zorro 1998

Don Diego de la Vega: Do you know how to use that thing?
Alejandro Murrieta: Of course! The pointy end goes into the other man.

Touche mf_swordfight.gif

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Unknown2007-12-19 01:48:00
QUOTE(Kaalak @ Dec 18 2007, 05:15 PM) 467729
Mask of Zorro 1998

Don Diego de la Vega: Do you know how to use that thing?
Alejandro Murrieta: Of course! The pointy end goes into the other man.

Touche mf_swordfight.gif

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movie =/= fencing
Arix2007-12-19 02:04:55
QUOTE
(Academy): You say, "Drop it please."

(Academy): You say, "Just,please drop it."


I hope he isn't referring to the soap, if they're all in a bathhouse
Enero2007-12-19 02:31:23
Celest weakening...

QUOTE
Grand Apostle Gadritan Sar'Alainn, Fury of the Dove yells, "Lock in, haul ass, chew
mutilated flesh and rutt your wenches. Its time to move!"



Now while usually Enero dislikes Gadritan and how he can sometimes can act in a manner that does not fit a Paladin, this, my friends, was hilarious...
Unknown2007-12-19 03:21:50
CODE
Paladins             12              81               6
Ninjakari            102             77               8
Aquamancers          19              69               4


That high a score and they're second? Wow. Paladins = win?
Unknown2007-12-19 03:46:16
Perhaps the Novice Score and the Vote Rating count for nothing? As is seen as the guilds are basically ordered that way...