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by Terentia

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Unknown2007-12-19 05:46:55
Talkan tells you, "You are one of the easiest fighters I've ever come across. You have high wounding weapons, but no strategy."

You tell Father Talkan La'Saet, Hand of the Even-Blade, "Says the Celestine."
Revan2007-12-19 05:49:54
rofl! Funny stuff right there! clap_1.gif
Tervic2007-12-19 05:51:14
QUOTE(Archer2 @ Dec 18 2007, 07:46 PM) 467786
Perhaps the Novice Score and the Vote Rating count for nothing? As is seen as the guilds are basically ordered that way...




They have implemented a new NMP (Novice Modifier Point) weighting system for topguilds. Each additional point is weighted according to the following unnecessarially complex system:

0-10 = 1:1
11-30 = 2:1
31-60 = 3:1
61-100 = 4:1
101+ = 5:1

Seriously guys, get with the program.
Arix2007-12-19 05:51:22
heh
Unknown2007-12-19 06:38:00
After that last round of raiding in which my prompt was flying at about 60mph O_o (If I hit something, it's only because I was mashing my staffcast alias and swapping targets as I glimpsed their name fly by)... Veo left her wyrm and mammoth up on Celestia...

And she scared me! I thought I'd have to replace her mammoth for her (she even yanked me along in tells until she went "haha, it had a collar")! fear.gif crying.gif

And, censor.gif you, Forren! Now I have to get unenemied to Mag because you dragged me with the cubix party to Nil. I don't do raids! losewings.gif
Acrune2007-12-19 06:54:00
All the cool people are enemied to mag.
Unknown2007-12-19 06:55:39
QUOTE(Acrune @ Dec 18 2007, 10:54 PM) 467851
All the cool people are enemied to mag.


All the diplomatic people are unenemied to everything. blackeye.gif
Druken2007-12-19 06:56:43
QUOTE(Denust @ Dec 19 2007, 01:55 AM) 467852
All the diplomatic people are unenemied to everything. blackeye.gif


Amen. Except for Serenwilde because that place doesn't count.
Yrael2007-12-19 06:56:54
Discussing the all-in brawl a Lusternian meet would turn into.

(): Arix says, "I can just imagine Revan trying to staffcast with his pants around his ankles."
Unknown2007-12-19 07:11:06
QUOTE(Yrael @ Dec 18 2007, 10:56 PM) 467855
(): Arix says, "I can just imagine Revan trying to staffcast with his pants around his ankles."


roflmao.gif


EDIT @ Richter's below post: Quotes like that deserve to be heard by all the forum dwellers! biggrin.gif
Richter2007-12-19 07:15:37
QUOTE(Yrael @ Dec 18 2007, 10:56 PM) 467855
Discussing the all-in brawl a Lusternian meet would turn into.

(): Arix says, "I can just imagine Revan trying to staffcast with his pants around his ankles."


Actually, I said that. And I thought we weren't to quote that channel... tongue.gif
Tajalli2007-12-19 09:37:03
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Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "Would the Sword
of Truth be interesting?"

Lord Deathchord Daedalion Rillaen, The Chaotic Darkling says, "Is it made of
wood?"

Princess of Shadows, Leiliadhe d'Illici, Twilit says, "I'm not sure. Has it got
crows on it? Moralis likes crows."

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "Hmm, I appear to
be out of Swords of Truth, how's this one?"

The sword of 77% probability descends, resting on a golden disc of pure light.

You giggle happily.

Casilu says to Leiliadhe, "He also likes kidnapping city folk as I have

Hyperion puts his hands on his hips and goes "Hmmm!" at the sword of 77%
probability.

Leiliadhe ponders the sword of 77% probability thoughtfully, looking it up and
down.

Lord Deathchord Daedalion Rillaen, The Chaotic Darkling says, "Good grief,
that's a good sword."

The corners of Leiliadhe's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Princess of Shadows, Leiliadhe d'Illici, Twilit says, "It sure is, at that."

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "I like this one
better anyway, certainty is such an overrated concept."

You say, "Hmm...a Stick of Lies may be more appropriate for a good conversation
starter, I think."

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice exclaims, "Indeed!"

The air vibrates with a profound sense of amusement.

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "Or Maybe, maybe
not."
Unknown2007-12-19 13:24:15
Someone's been reading LFG tongue.gif
Unknown2007-12-19 14:01:00
CODE
Spiritsingers        3               28               3
Cacophony            2               25               1
Harbingers           0               24               2
Cantors              1               20               3


I found it a little funny, but at the same time sad, that all the bard guilds have been relegated to the bottom. :/
Veonira2007-12-19 15:53:17
QUOTE(Denust @ Dec 19 2007, 01:38 AM) 467847
After that last round of raiding in which my prompt was flying at about 60mph O_o (If I hit something, it's only because I was mashing my staffcast alias and swapping targets as I glimpsed their name fly by)... Veo left her wyrm and mammoth up on Celestia...

And she scared me! I thought I'd have to replace her mammoth for her (she even yanked me along in tells until she went "haha, it had a collar")! fear.gif crying.gif

And, censor.gif you, Forren! Now I have to get unenemied to Mag because you dragged me with the cubix party to Nil. I don't do raids! losewings.gif


laugh.gif I had a good time scaring you.
Unknown2007-12-19 16:03:03
QUOTE(Tajalli @ Dec 19 2007, 01:37 AM) 467885
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He excluded the Sword of Mostly Falsehoods. You cannot have the Stick of Lies without it! nyah.gif

And Veo is eeeeevil. cry.gif
Tajalli2007-12-19 16:04:29
Stick of Lies I threw in because Daedalion asked if the Sword of Truth was made of wood.

So I went with an alternative wood choice.
Unknown2007-12-19 17:23:16
So I was raiding water and I was going to conjuctio some of the smaller combatants before taking on the much large ones alone. I was heading to safety when...

You chant the ritual of Conjuctio at Azaryu, and feel her magnetically drawn to your side.
6122h, 5507m, 6300e, 2p, 30900en, 23400w xkb<>-ql
info here
who here

The Great Starry Sea.
Paused briefly to accord her mandolin, a wandering bard hums a complex melody. Wyvern slayer, Azaryu Inalai, Zetetic Pathfinder is here. She wields a twin dragon tahto staff with both hands.
You see exits leading north, southeast, and southwest.
6122h, 5507m, 6300e, 2p, 30900en, 23400w xkb<>-
"bard48993" a wandering bard
Number of objects: 1
6122h, 5507m, 6300e, 2p, 30900en, 23400w xkb<>-
You see the following people here:
Azaryu, Thoros
6122h, 5507m, 6300e, 2p, 30900en, 23400w xkb<>-apply health to arms

You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your skin.
The deep damage in your left arm completely heals.
6122h, 5507m, 6300e, 2p, 30900en, 23414w xkb<>-
A powerful current rushes past you.
A rolling wave surges across the luminous surface of the Great Starry Sea.
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An enormous wave sweeps over you, knocking you to the ground.
stand
You cough and splutter as you inhale some water.
A cloud of jellyfish swarm around you, attacking you with tiny stings.
Violent rain slams into your skin so hard that they hit you like hot needles.
drink fire
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5793h, 5507m, 6300e, 3p, 30900en, 23414w xkbp<>-
You take a drink from a ruby vial.
A feeling of comfortable warmth spreads over you.
5793h, 5507m, 6300e, 3p, 30900en, 23414w xkbp<>-dive

Azaryu sweeps a twin dragon tahto staff into your head with a loud crack, causing the staff to vibrate.
Azaryu swings her leg high into the air at your head.
Taking a deep breath, you dive below the surface.
4956h, 5507m, 6300e, 3p, 30900en, 23414w xkbp<>-dive
4956h, 5507m, 6300e, 3p, 30900en, 23414w xkbp<>-dive

Taking a deep breath, you dive below the surface.
4956h, 5507m, 6300e, 3p, 30900en, 23414w xkbp<>-dive

Taking a deep breath, you dive below the surface.
5286h, 5582m, 6300e, 3p, 30900en, 23414w xkbp<>-dive

Taking a deep breath, you dive below the surface.
5286h, 5582m, 6300e, 3p, 30900en, 23414w xkbp<>-dive

Tiny tremours spread through your body as the world seems to slow down.
5286h, 5582m, 6300e, 3p, 30900en, 23414w xkbp<>-
Taking a deep breath, you dive below the surface.
5286h, 5582m, 6300e, 3p, 30900en, 23414w xkbp<>-
You have recovered equilibrium.
5286h, 5582m, 6300e, 3p, 30900en, 23414w exkbp<>-
You may drink another purgative or curing potion.
5286h, 5582m, 6300e, 3p, 30900en, 23414w exkbp<>-dive

You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.
Your aura is up!
5286h, 5582m, 6300e, 3p, 30900en, 23414w exkbp<>-dive

With a quick spin, Azaryu strikes herself's head with a twin dragon tahto staff.
Azaryu swings her leg high into the air at your head, sending you reeling.
***Possible Stupidity***
Taking a deep breath, you dive below the surface.
You must first raise yourself from the floor and stand up.
stand
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Taking a deep breath, you dive below the surface.
You must first raise yourself from the floor and stand up.
stand
With a quick spin, Azaryu strikes herself's left leg with a twin dragon tahto staff.
Azaryu twists and aims a kick at you, but you jump back and out of the way.
5147h, 5920m, 6300e, 3p, 30900en, 23353w exkb<>-dive

Taking a deep breath, you dive below the surface.
Deep below the Great Starry Sea.
A dragon turtle rests here, an air of majesty on its features. Templar Enero La'Saet, the Silent is here. He wields a rising dawn morningstar in his left hand and a platinum spiked morningstar in his right. Munsia D'cente` is here. Lady Malicia La'Saet, Shakiniel's Blade is here, shrouded. She wields a steel inquisitor rapier in each hand. Nezha, of the Twisting Knife is here, shrouded. He wields a coral staff in his left hand and a shimmering bubble shield in his right. Aqua Initiate Gwynette is here.You see exits leading north, southeast, and southwest.
You cough and splutter as you inhale some water.
apply health to chest

You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your skin.
The deep damage in your chest completely heals.
omg

Your eyes widen in disbelief as you shout, "Oh my GOD!"




Twas scary sad.gif
Malicia2007-12-19 17:30:37
We like relaxing beneath the waaaaves!
Myndaen2007-12-19 19:55:35
While traipsing around as an alt...

(Magnagora) Sharnik says, "What is the syntax for the magnagoan channel?"
(Magnagora) Sharnik says, "The irony here is alarming..."