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by Terentia

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Veonira2007-12-20 18:24:14
An adorable letter I received.

Greetings, Archmage.


As much as I am given to admiration of your mammoth's majestic bulk
juxtaposed against backdrop of the Glomdoring's tunnels, you might want
to recall your mount to your side. I'm sure you'll understand the rather
valid personal concerns as to the structural integrity of our tunnels,
which has heretofore not been subjected to a presence of such
magnificently mammoth proportions. A fatal collapse would be costly to
repair in terms of time and gold, as well as possibly causing harm to
the prodigious creature who calls you mistress, in addition to anyone
unfortunate enough to be in the vicinity. I am sure neither party wishes
such an indignity to be visited upon them. Thank you for your time and
sympathy.


Walk in Darkness.



P.S. I would have liked to extend the Dark Forest's legendary
hospitality to your mount, but this request cannot be put off much
longer for practical reasons. As such, please pardon my sloppy
handwriting, as well as any dirt enclosed, for the mammoth's rather
boisterous activities in such an enclosed space has had an effect quite
adverse. Hopefully, the crow bearing this missive will fly the right
way.
Noola2007-12-20 18:29:03
QUOTE(Veonira @ Dec 20 2007, 12:24 PM) 468562
nifty letter



That's awesome! wub.gif
Tajalli2007-12-20 21:03:00
QUOTE(Veonira @ Dec 20 2007, 01:24 PM) 468562
Awesome


I love it. Whomever wrote it, and Veo for posting; thank you.
Acrune2007-12-20 21:43:42
QUOTE(Narallen @ Dec 20 2007, 03:09 AM) 468437
tell stangmar Hahahaha
You tell Abbess Aniri Dekoven, Lightning Flower, "Hahahaha."


Mask shouldn't affect tells.....
Unknown2007-12-20 21:57:04
QUOTE(Acrune @ Dec 20 2007, 09:43 PM) 468602
Mask shouldn't affect tells.....

Why not?
Acrune2007-12-20 22:28:36
It doesn't make sense.
Stangmar2007-12-20 22:33:35
I believe it's being fixed. I didn't know it did that.
Krellan2007-12-21 01:55:08
(Skeleton Hearth): Hyrtakos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Where's Sojiro at when you need him? I need a real griefer."
Navaryn2007-12-21 02:29:47
QUOTE
(Magnagora): Please welcome Rhakor who just stepped out of the Portal of Fate as
a new citizen!


Pssh. And he's Ur'Guard too. I demand the return of the original Rakor.
Aison2007-12-21 02:57:10
QUOTE

You portal to the Aetherplex Chamber.
The Aetherplex Chamber.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. A small key lies on the ground
here. A white marble gravestone stands vigil here, memorializing the death of
some poor soul. A stinking noxious cloud floats here. A pile of rubble lies
here, blocking the way north. A pile of rubble lies here, blocking the way
south. A pile of rubble lies here, blocking the way out. Brother Shamarah is
here. He wields an iron chain with both hands. Ejei Kuth is here. Brother
Incabulos is here, shrouded. He wields an iron chain with both hands. Mukyu
Vithanna is here. Sister Ariadne, The Silent is here, shrouded. She wields an
iron chain with both hands. Elder Prailie Ri'Vante is here, shrouded. He wields
an iron chain with both hands. Sister Larksyne is here, shrouded. She wields an
iron chain with both hands. Brother Gaddy Dawneye, Two-tailed Flash is here,
shrouded. He wields an iron chain with both hands. Tainted Dreadlord Destridas
Nil'Goehth, the Earthen Ire is here, shrouded. He wields a blackened tower
shield with a serrated-edge in his left hand and the Tainted Staff of Earthen
Ire in his right. You see a sign here instructing you to use the PORTAL command
to enter the aetherplex system. There is an aetherways portal here.
You see exits leading north (open door), south, and out.
4380h, 4635m, 4380e, 10p exk-
Incabulos strikes out at you, but you neatly sidestep the blow.
Incabulos strikes out at you, but you neatly sidestep the blow.
Incabulos leaps into the air and kicks out at you, but falls short and misses.

4380h, 4635m, 4380e, 10p exk-
A violent tremor rocks the land, causing the earth to shake and the ground to
buck beneath your feet.
4380h, 4635m, 4380e, 10p exk-
Destridas gives the corpse of Aniri to you.
4380h, 4635m, 4380e, 10p exk-
Incabulos strikes out at you, but his fist misses by mere inches.
Incabulos strikes out at you, but you neatly sidestep the blow.
Incabulos twists and aims a kick at you, but you jump back and out of the way.


Who's the ninja now?!!
Ildaudid2007-12-21 03:04:51
QUOTE(Acrune @ Dec 20 2007, 04:43 PM) 468602
Mask shouldn't affect tells.....


Its a bug, well it should be, if not then you have just found the simplest way to check for anyone hiding in stealth behind maquerade or the 10p deepcover skill.

Just spam tells to the people you think might be hiding in your city to see who they are masked as. grrr.gif
Stangmar2007-12-21 05:11:34
(Magnagora): Haiden (from the Aetherways) says, "I've got a loverl *hic* y bunchvv coconutsh.."
3921h, 1403m, 2856e, 10p elrx-

(Magnagora): Haiden (from the Aetherways) says, "Mish."
3921h, 1403m, 2856e, 10p elrx-
Unknown2007-12-21 05:44:02
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(The Talnaras): Nejii says, "Hey, Lyri, when you're not busy we have something to ask of you!"

(The Talnaras): Lyriell says, "I'm awake!"

(The Talnaras): Amavan says, "You can ask me?"

(The Talnaras): Lyriell says, "Ama's not a girl."
(The Talnaras): Lyriell says, "Or a Lyri."

(The Talnaras): You say, "I was going to say pretty, but."

(The Talnaras): Lyriell says, "Awww."

(The Talnaras): Amavan says, "Ama is very pretty thank you very much."

(The Talnaras): You say, "Teeheehee."

(The Talnaras): Amavan says, "...I did not say that."
(The Talnaras): Amavan says, "I'm vicious. I hate people. Rargh, people must die."

(The Talnaras): You say, "And pretty too?"

(The Talnaras): Amavan says, "Not pretty. Evil. Pretty evil."
yendos2007-12-21 06:29:42
QUOTE
(Magnagora): Stangmar says, "Quick question. Who ISN'T peaced?"
2824h, 3167m, 3846e, 10p esSix-

(Magnagora): Veonira says, "The intelligent citizens."


Gotta love Veo. content.gif
Unknown2007-12-21 06:40:56
QUOTE(yendos @ Dec 21 2007, 12:29 AM) 468782
Gotta love Veo. content.gif


I love Veo more and more
Unknown2007-12-21 09:46:29
QUOTE(Tajalli @ Dec 21 2007, 05:03 AM) 468595
I love it. Whomever wrote it, and Veo for posting; thank you.


It's amazing what you're spurred to do when it's off-peak period and you're bored. happy.gif
Unknown2007-12-21 11:36:20
The 'I hope the crow will fly the right way' bit made me laugh forever.
Tajalli2007-12-21 11:37:49
QUOTE(Silferras @ Dec 21 2007, 04:46 AM) 468847
It's amazing what you're spurred to do when it's off-peak period and you're bored. happy.gif


I knew I liked you.
Ryleth2007-12-21 11:45:11
QUOTE
It's amazing what you're spurred to do when it's off-peak period and you're bored.


Heh, I'll see if I can dig out the mammoth chat log from somewhere..watch this space
Unknown2007-12-21 11:59:02
QUOTE(Inky @ Dec 21 2007, 07:36 PM) 468864
The 'I hope the crow will fly the right way' bit made me laugh forever.


It just so happened that the mammoth was sitting at the intersection.. biggrin.gif


Edit: On how to get Daedalion a basket without needing him to expend the effort.

QUOTE
Caraek, Disciple of Eventide says, "Trill are servile and useless. I say you get
a flock of them, tie ropes to their feet and have them fly you over."

Caraek, Disciple of Eventide says, "Trill can most easily be found by looking
for tail feathers sticking up from the ground. Somewhere below that is a head
planted in the sand."

Caraek, Disciple of Eventide says, "Pull on that like you would a turnip or
carrot - and out will pop a confused Trill."

Caraek, Disciple of Eventide says, "Convince the Trill that Hallifax is a lost
cause and she will never get the love of the Lucidian she's been after all these
years - and she will lose all hope for living and fly you about."

Caraek, Disciple of Eventide says, "Perhaps I should go into the Trill
capturing, debasement, and slavery business. I could sell them."

Lord Deathchord Daedalion Rillaen, The Chaotic Darkling says to Caraek, "Good
idea."

Lord Deathchord Daedalion Rillaen, The Chaotic Darkling says to Caraek, "I'll
wait here."

Caraek, Disciple of Eventide says, "On second thought. I think I'll take a nap."

Daedalion stares blankly at Caraek.

Caraek coughs nervously and looks over his shoulder, trying to shift the blame
from himself.