Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Veonira2007-12-21 16:34:24
QUOTE(Silferras @ Dec 21 2007, 04:46 AM) 468847
It's amazing what you're spurred to do when it's off-peak period and you're bored. happy.gif


I like you, I wish you'd signed the letter!
Aison2007-12-21 19:15:26
We were discussing Cthulu (cthluhu), but this part had to be quoted:


(): Catarin says, "I can think of a few other books that people have written that people started worshipping."
(): You say, "Harry potter."
(): You say, "All hail snape."
(): Luxi says, "Playboy."
(): Talkan (from the Astral Plane) says, "I"m with luxi."
(): Luxi says, "Oh wait, that is a magazine, my bad."

(): Catarin says, "The bible..."
Kaalak2007-12-21 19:34:16
QUOTE(Aison @ Dec 21 2007, 11:15 AM) 469026
(): Catarin says, "The bible..."


laugh.gif

Poor Catarin
Stangmar2007-12-21 19:55:12
More Haiden gold.



(Magnagora): Haiden (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "So, I have something to admit folks. I'm actually a chick."
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(Magnagora): Haiden (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "...IGNORE that."
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(Magnagora): Zaffir (from the Aetherways) says, "I KNEW IT!"
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(Magnagora): Amatsemaru (from the Aetherways) says, "Well, that explains a lot."
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(Magnagora): Severian says, "The honesty is admirable."
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(Magnagora): Marlucia says, "I already knew, after that... steamy night."
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Enero2007-12-21 21:47:31
Father Talkan La'Saet, Hand of the Even-Blade says, "I want a damn gnome."
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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You say, "...gnomophile."
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Talkan says, "Pssshhhh..."
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Father Talkan La'Saet, Hand of the Even-Blade says, "For a cameo, I'd rape one."
Tervic2007-12-21 23:23:44
You recall that Zia told you:
"(Bellator Societas): Shamarah (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "BUT HOW
CAN YOU KILL HIM WHEN THE PIE PROTECTS HIM.""

You recall that Zia told you:
"(Bellator Societas): Thoros (from the Klangratch Tournies) says, "I PIED HIS
FACE.""


o_o
Myndaen2007-12-22 06:25:08
(Newbie): Zaurakus says, "Hey, If I'm wielding a gnome child as a weapon, can I attack with it?"
Kaalak2007-12-22 06:31:43
Damn you Myndaen superninja.gif

(Newbie): Zaurakus says, "Hey, If I'm wielding a gnome child as a weapon, can I attack with it?"

(Newbie): Morgfyre says, "You are a sick, sick man Zaurakus."

Chorist Zaurakus, of the Starlit Overture (Male Faeling).
He is 17 years old, having been born on the 20th of Estar, 177 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is currently enrolled as a Student in the Empyreal Academy.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
Unknown2007-12-22 12:47:02
(Newbie): Takai says, "When doe all this text go away so that we can actually play?"

I thought that was just adorable.
Aison2007-12-22 14:15:29
You forgot Lendren's answer!


(Newbie): Takai says, "When doe all this text go away so that we can actually
play?"

(Newbie): Lendren says, "When your imagination is so comfortable that you can
see the images in the words."
Ilyarin2007-12-22 14:57:42
Ironbeard goes hunting!

CODE
You reach down and carefully harvest a sparkleberry.
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Dunes amongst the sand - Virgo.
A fairly large pile of golden sovereigns twinkles and gleams. There are 5 corpses of a floating urn here. There are 5 corpses of a two-headed eagle here. There are 2 corpses of an emaciated virgin here. Almost as wide as he is tall, Ironbeard beams broadly at passersby.
There is nothing southwards for you to squint at!
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Arvont2007-12-22 17:26:08
CODE
You reach down and carefully harvest a sparkleberry.
6662h, 6057m, 6360e, 10p, 28173en, 28175w elrk---\\\\14:56:41:734//sq s

Dunes amongst the sand - Virgo.
A fairly large pile of golden sovereigns twinkles and gleams. There are 5 corpses of a floating urn here. There are 5 corpses of a two-headed eagle here. There are 2 corpses of an emaciated virgin here. Almost as wide as he is tall, Ironbeard beams broadly at passersby.
There is nothing southwards for you to squint at!
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Ironbeard, come down to Prime and give real newbies your awesomest gifts! crying.gif
Iola2007-12-22 17:38:40
Just not palettes again, please ^^;;
Unknown2007-12-22 17:54:44
QUOTE(Arvont @ Dec 22 2007, 07:26 PM) 469336
CODE
You reach down and carefully harvest a sparkleberry.
6662h, 6057m, 6360e, 10p, 28173en, 28175w elrk---\\\\14:56:41:734//sq s

Dunes amongst the sand - Virgo.
A fairly large pile of golden sovereigns twinkles and gleams. There are 5 corpses of a floating urn here. There are 5 corpses of a two-headed eagle here. There are 2 corpses of an emaciated virgin here. Almost as wide as he is tall, Ironbeard beams broadly at passersby.
There is nothing southwards for you to squint at!
6662h, 6057m, 6360e, 10p, 28175en, 28175w elrk---\\\\14:56:42:281//


Ironbeard, come down to Prime and give real newbies your awesomest gifts! crying.gif

Ironbeard came to visit me and I got 19 vials with poisons.
Four were Crotamine, some I think he's trying to get me killed cry.gif
Arvont2007-12-22 18:15:43
Gnomes are back-back-back...back again-gain-gain!

I don't have the shout quote, though huh.gif
Aison2007-12-22 19:50:46
I thought it would be fun for just a second... turns out, Celest's security is a lot tighter than I thought.

You craft an illusion of starry lights and send it into Malicia's mind.

Stroking her chin, Malicia critically assesses herself.
She points out the flaws in a stars illusion on herself, dispelling it
instantly.
You say, "Aw..."

Moved SE
The Tabernacle of Shakiniel.

-quick look on QW-

You weave the light around you in intricately complex patterns, conjuring a
glamour of Ariadne around yourself.

Moved NW
On the upper deck of the Pool of Stars.


You say, "Bwhaha."

Malicia's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

You say, "I will scry you to death!"

Lady Malicia La'Saet, Shakiniel's Blade says, "Okay that's startling!"

Lady Malicia La'Saet, Shakiniel's Blade says, "No aethersight, I fear nothing!"


You say, "Foiled!"
You say, "I'm meeelting."

Malicia rolls on the floor, laughing.

You say, "Meeeeeeeelting."

With a simple gesture, you dispel an illusory glamour on Aison.
Your glamour of being Ariadne dissolves, revealing your identity.

(Celest): Telperion says, "Ariadne at Celest portals."
Unknown2007-12-22 20:42:37
See? Illusions are the bestest! biggrin.gif
Malicia2007-12-22 21:40:15
QUOTE(Aison @ Dec 22 2007, 01:50 PM) 469378
I thought it would be fun for just a second... turns out, Celest's security is a lot tighter than I thought.

You craft an illusion of starry lights and send it into Malicia's mind.

Stroking her chin, Malicia critically assesses herself.
She points out the flaws in a stars illusion on herself, dispelling it
instantly.
You say, "Aw..."

Moved SE
The Tabernacle of Shakiniel.

-quick look on QW-

You weave the light around you in intricately complex patterns, conjuring a
glamour of Ariadne around yourself.

Moved NW
On the upper deck of the Pool of Stars.
You say, "Bwhaha."

Malicia's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

You say, "I will scry you to death!"

Lady Malicia La'Saet, Shakiniel's Blade says, "Okay that's startling!"

Lady Malicia La'Saet, Shakiniel's Blade says, "No aethersight, I fear nothing!"
You say, "Foiled!"
You say, "I'm meeelting."

Malicia rolls on the floor, laughing.

You say, "Meeeeeeeelting."

With a simple gesture, you dispel an illusory glamour on Aison.
Your glamour of being Ariadne dissolves, revealing your identity.

(Celest): Telperion says, "Ariadne at Celest portals."

Aison is evil. *nod me*
Shamarah2007-12-23 02:18:23
You shout, "Hey, Jolly Bundy, we miss your little brothers! Where have they all
gone?"

Jolly Bundy shouts, "Happy Solstice! Look out for my little helpers, the chubby
little gnomes! Beg from them an dthey may give you a gift!"

(Bellator Societas): Sojiro says, "Haha."

(Bellator Societas): Sojiro says, "..."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Rofl!"

(Bellator Societas): Sojiro says, "Holy crap, it worked."

(Bellator Societas): Kaervas says, "Rofl."

Navaryn tells you, "Nice timing."

(Bellator Societas): Sojiro says, "!!!"

I'm awesome.
Noola2007-12-23 02:45:46
The Path of the Teacher. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. Smoothed
by the countless pilgrims who have traveled this path before, the road makes for
a pleasant walk along the lower spiral path that twists along Avechna's Peak.
The air is warm and inviting, and birds from the Serenwilde and Ackleberry
Forest occasionally fly overhead. The view of the mountain range of which this
peak is a part, collectively known as Avechna's Teeth, is beautiful and humbling
in its vastness. A dirty fink stands here, smelling up the place.
You see exits leading north, south, and in.
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You say to a dirty fink, "What are you doing here?"
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You peer at a dirty fink unscrupulously.
A dirty fink sticks his tongue out and says 'Ack.'
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You say to a dirty fink, "Shouldn't you back in the Caverns?"
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You say to a dirty fink, "Did you escape the slaughter?"
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You grin mischievously at a dirty fink.
A dirty fink looks about himself nervously and mutters, "They're everywhere,
man!"
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The air slightly freshens as a fink slinks off to the south.
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You give a trillingly melodic laugh.