This struck me as funny timing:
Kalas Alianna, Dreamer of Undoing shouts, "Jolly Bundy, where are all the lil'
gnomes?"
2874h, 2926m, 3270e, 10p elrx-
Endantee has been cut down by a large carnivorous plant.
2874h, 2926m, 3270e, 10p elrx-
(Magnagora): Shaddus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Maybe he got tired
of Krellan stealing them from people."
2874h, 2926m, 3270e, 10p elrx-
Kalas Alianna, Dreamer of Undoing shouts, "Rather VISAERIS WANTS MORE ARTIFACTS
PLEASE SHOW YOURSELVES LIL' GNOMES."
2874h, 2926m, 3270e, 10p elrx-
Zaurakus has been beaten to a pulp by a gnome guard.
2874h, 2926m, 3270e, 10p elrx-
Denust Dekoven shouts, "Don't irritate the gnomes; they might take it out on the
novices!"
Kalas Alianna, Dreamer of Undoing shouts, "Jolly Bundy, where are all the lil'
gnomes?"
2874h, 2926m, 3270e, 10p elrx-
Endantee has been cut down by a large carnivorous plant.
2874h, 2926m, 3270e, 10p elrx-
(Magnagora): Shaddus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Maybe he got tired
of Krellan stealing them from people."
2874h, 2926m, 3270e, 10p elrx-
Kalas Alianna, Dreamer of Undoing shouts, "Rather VISAERIS WANTS MORE ARTIFACTS
PLEASE SHOW YOURSELVES LIL' GNOMES."
2874h, 2926m, 3270e, 10p elrx-
Zaurakus has been beaten to a pulp by a gnome guard.
2874h, 2926m, 3270e, 10p elrx-
Denust Dekoven shouts, "Don't irritate the gnomes; they might take it out on the
novices!"
After nominating Alianna to shout asking for more gnomes, then pestering her incessantly for about a half hour until she did it:
Kalas Alianna, Dreamer of Undoing shouts, "Jolly Bundy, where are all the lil'
gnomes?"
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Lol."
(Bellator Societas): Nirrti says, "Woo, there we go."
(Bellator Societas): Sojiro says, "Yesss."
(Bellator Societas): Visaeris (from the Astral Plane) says, "There."
(Bellator Societas): Alianna says, "-waiting-."
(Bellator Societas): Nirrti says, "That wasn't so painful, was it?"
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Come on gnomies!"
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Not gonna work."
(Bellator Societas): Sojiro says, "It worked last time."
(Bellator Societas): Sojiro says, "Like 5 seconds later."
(Bellator Societas): Alianna says, "Now the fact it isn't working makes me feel
so inferior."
(Bellator Societas): Daevos (from the Astral Plane) says, "You have to put more
effort into it."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "I'm just better than you."
(Bellator Societas): Visaeris (from the Astral Plane) says, "Hey alianna why do
you suck at shouting."
(Bellator Societas): Veonira says, "ZOMG."
(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "Alianna, you didn't use enough spirit!"
Kalas Alianna, Dreamer of Undoing shouts, "Rather VISAERIS WANTS MORE ARTIFACTS
PLEASE SHOW YOURSELVES LIL' GNOMES."
(Bellator Societas): Alianna says, "Ahem."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Rofl."
(Bellator Societas): Visaeris (from the Astral Plane) says, "Lol."
(Bellator Societas): Sojiro says, "Hahaha."
(Bellator Societas): Nirrti says, "Rofl."
(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "..."
(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "..."
(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "Oh well
."
(Bellator Societas): Nirrti says, "Nice going!"
Kalas Alianna, Dreamer of Undoing shouts, "Jolly Bundy, where are all the lil'
gnomes?"
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Lol."
(Bellator Societas): Nirrti says, "Woo, there we go."
(Bellator Societas): Sojiro says, "Yesss."
(Bellator Societas): Visaeris (from the Astral Plane) says, "There."
(Bellator Societas): Alianna says, "-waiting-."
(Bellator Societas): Nirrti says, "That wasn't so painful, was it?"
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Come on gnomies!"
(Bellator Societas): Lyco says, "Not gonna work."
(Bellator Societas): Sojiro says, "It worked last time."
(Bellator Societas): Sojiro says, "Like 5 seconds later."
(Bellator Societas): Alianna says, "Now the fact it isn't working makes me feel
so inferior."
(Bellator Societas): Daevos (from the Astral Plane) says, "You have to put more
effort into it."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "I'm just better than you."
(Bellator Societas): Visaeris (from the Astral Plane) says, "Hey alianna why do
you suck at shouting."
(Bellator Societas): Veonira says, "ZOMG."
(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "Alianna, you didn't use enough spirit!"
Kalas Alianna, Dreamer of Undoing shouts, "Rather VISAERIS WANTS MORE ARTIFACTS
PLEASE SHOW YOURSELVES LIL' GNOMES."
(Bellator Societas): Alianna says, "Ahem."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Rofl."
(Bellator Societas): Visaeris (from the Astral Plane) says, "Lol."
(Bellator Societas): Sojiro says, "Hahaha."
(Bellator Societas): Nirrti says, "Rofl."
(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "..."
(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "..."
(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "Oh well
."(Bellator Societas): Nirrti says, "Nice going!"
First quote ever (sort-of)! 
EDIT:
Who's missing from this picture?
It's bad enough that Surtami gets killed every now and then, but if people don't stop killing the cook, we're never going to hear the end of this... faster repop on Djarrakh (and/or new bashing area(s)), pls?
EDIT:
QUOTE
Kitchens.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. A large metal cooking pot dangles above the fire here. Kayne is here. He wields a platinum-etched steel tahto with both hands.
4831h, 2784m, 3837e, 10p, 18340en, 11042w esix-survey
You discern:
You are standing in the Grey Moors.
Your environment conforms to that of flooded ruins.
You are in the Prime Material Plane.
You are within the continent of the Basin of Life.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. A large metal cooking pot dangles above the fire here. Kayne is here. He wields a platinum-etched steel tahto with both hands.
4831h, 2784m, 3837e, 10p, 18340en, 11042w esix-survey
You discern:
You are standing in the Grey Moors.
Your environment conforms to that of flooded ruins.
You are in the Prime Material Plane.
You are within the continent of the Basin of Life.
Who's missing from this picture?
It's bad enough that Surtami gets killed every now and then, but if people don't stop killing the cook, we're never going to hear the end of this... faster repop on Djarrakh (and/or new bashing area(s)), pls?
Looking through Talnara clan helpfiles:
QUOTE
- clhelp shednomore
Composed by: Azora
Composed on: 2006/08/20 00:53 GMT
Do your family members tease you for your shedding?
Are you embarrassed because you leave hair all over your manse, guild,
commune, clothes, broom, wife, kids and other assorted family members?
Well, you can live shedding-free, because now there's
SHED-NO-MORE!!!! (patent pending)
Yes, Shed-No-More (patent pending) can get rid of that troublesome issue
that makes YOU the tailend of all shedding jokes.
Just apply Shed-No-More (patent pending) to your fur, and in just no
time at all, you'll have a sleek, shiney pelt.
So say goodbye to all those lost hairs, and say hello to
SHED-NO-MORE!!!! (patent pending)
But wait! If you order now, we'll throw in a wonderful hornbeam grooming
brush, as our free gift to you! So hurry and order Shed-No-More (patent
pending) today!!
Composed by: Azora
Composed on: 2006/08/20 00:53 GMT
Do your family members tease you for your shedding?
Are you embarrassed because you leave hair all over your manse, guild,
commune, clothes, broom, wife, kids and other assorted family members?
Well, you can live shedding-free, because now there's
SHED-NO-MORE!!!! (patent pending)
Yes, Shed-No-More (patent pending) can get rid of that troublesome issue
that makes YOU the tailend of all shedding jokes.
Just apply Shed-No-More (patent pending) to your fur, and in just no
time at all, you'll have a sleek, shiney pelt.
So say goodbye to all those lost hairs, and say hello to
SHED-NO-MORE!!!! (patent pending)
But wait! If you order now, we'll throw in a wonderful hornbeam grooming
brush, as our free gift to you! So hurry and order Shed-No-More (patent
pending) today!!
QUOTE(Shiri @ Dec 23 2007, 05:52 AM) 469639
...*deletes*
You know, Shiri, they tease cause they love.
QUOTE
You inspect the item that is for sale:
This box is wrapped in thick black paper that has a slick sheen on its surface.
A silver ribbon is tied around it, knotted in an elborate bow. Attached to the
ribbon is a small tag that says, 'If there be an artifact inside, be sure to
message Morgfyre with the item #, so that She can make sure they reset to you.'.
It weighs 1 ounce(s).
A black and silver present is holding:
Nothing.
This box is wrapped in thick black paper that has a slick sheen on its surface.
A silver ribbon is tied around it, knotted in an elborate bow. Attached to the
ribbon is a small tag that says, 'If there be an artifact inside, be sure to
message Morgfyre with the item #, so that She can make sure they reset to you.'.
It weighs 1 ounce(s).
A black and silver present is holding:
Nothing.
Guess He got a Gilded Mirror from the gnomies!
QUOTE(Aramel @ Dec 24 2007, 12:50 AM) 469638
Looking through Talnara clan helpfiles:
Things like this that makes me wish Azora was around. I've never met her, and I'm sure she'd be loads of fun.
QUOTE(Morshoth @ Dec 23 2007, 06:34 PM) 469672
Guess He got a Gilded Mirror from the gnomies!
Actually that is from last time Ironbeard was around. Original text was to message Estarra, but since our dearest Lady went on holliday, Morgfyre took over the bonding process. Got a typo on the way, heh...
QUOTE(shishi @ Dec 24 2007, 10:38 AM) 469718
When knew becoming an ascendant was as easy as getting level 57
OMG. Bug abuse.
And I know who you are now
