Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Ilyarin2007-12-23 22:50:59
Little bit ya. losewings.gif
Shishi2007-12-24 00:01:43
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play minorsecond moose
You play a minor second on an elegant jet black viola and direct the disharmonic
notes towards a majestic moose.
Blood trickles out of a majestic moose's ears and from the corners of his eyes.
A majestic moose screams and dies, as his eyes fly out of their sockets and
blood splurts out of his ears.
You have slain a majestic moose.
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have
advanced to level 58.
You have reached the illustrious level of Exalted.


demoted losewings.gif
Morvior2007-12-24 00:02:52
Fain, of the Red Masque bounces on the bed.

... nuff said.
Arvont2007-12-24 00:58:07
Which bed, and with who? -That- is the question. smile.gif
Stangmar2007-12-24 04:08:02
Maybe he has rekindled his old love affair with Lisaera tongue.gif
Nariah2007-12-24 11:06:37
I wish -I- were oblivious to the answers. suspicious.gif
Shamarah2007-12-24 14:47:34
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Mmm earl grey."

(Bellator Societas): Visaeris (from the Astral Plane) says, "Shamarah is captain
picard secretly."

(Bellator Societas): Visaeris (from the Astral Plane) says, "I KNEW IT."
Hazar2007-12-24 19:33:59
Getting down on all fours, Synl paces about in a circle and makes noises like a
unicorn.
Unknown2007-12-24 20:50:44
QUOTE(Morvior @ Dec 23 2007, 06:02 PM) 469742
Fain, of the Red Masque bounces on the bed.

... nuff said.


Fain fell off and bumped his head.

Morgy called the doctor and the doctor said....

No more Fain jumping on the bed.
Enero2007-12-24 21:15:04
QUOTE(Bianca @ Dec 24 2007, 08:50 PM) 469897
Fain fell off and bumped his head.

Morgy called the doctor and the doctor said....

No more Fain jumping on the bed.




Ummm.. rofl?
Rika2007-12-24 21:18:23
QUOTE(Bianca @ Dec 25 2007, 09:50 AM) 469897
Fain fell off and bumped his head.

Morgy called the doctor and the doctor said....

No more Fain jumping on the bed.


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Arix2007-12-24 22:53:35
QUOTE(Bianca)
Fain fell off and bumped his head.

Morgy called the doctor and the doctor said....

No more Fain jumping on the bed.


And then Fain said



and kept jumping
Nariah2007-12-25 00:06:48
QUOTE(Bianca @ Dec 24 2007, 09:50 PM) 469897
Fain fell off and bumped his head.

Morgy called the doctor and the doctor said....

No more Fain jumping on the bed.

You will burn for this woman... Long...

I sing that with kids /every/ single day of the week and now I will think of Fain jumping on my bed precisely eight times a day. Thank you!


Ashteru2007-12-25 01:51:22
Daevos says, "Ignored....I feel pain."
Sarrasri2007-12-25 01:53:08
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Ruined courtyard.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky.
Waving in the astral winds, a sparkleberry bush drinks up the power laden
atmosphere here. Zia Talnara towers here. She wields a vibrant moonhart viola in
her left hand and a magic tome in her right.Zia Talnara towers here. She wields
a vibrant moonhart viola in her left hand and a magic tome in her right.


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Unknown2007-12-25 01:57:43
Nifilhema, Queen of Insufferable Cruelty says, "Does my pretty-pretty wish to visit the Supreme Master? Mmmmm. Perhaps I shall send you to him, you are so tasty-tasty. Mmmmm. But you would like a kiss first, yes?"
Unknown2007-12-25 02:16:12
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(The Daughters of Attai): You say, "Is it sad that I want to shout "GNOOOMES,
WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!?""

(The Daughters of Attai): Dinoniel says, "Yes?"

You shout, "Then go "HAROO, HAROO, HAROO!""

(The Daughters of Attai): You say, " censor.gif "

(The Daughters of Attai): Dinoniel says, "Hahaha."

Leau tells you, "*eye*."

You tell Predicant Chandestri d'Illici, tzya Mor'Wyrd, "Tbleg, that was a
mistake."

(Magnagora): You say, "Bleg, that was a mistake."

You tell Predicant Chandestri d'Illici, tzya Mor'Wyrd, "Mis."

Leau tells you, "*snicker*."

(Magnagora): Nariah says, "You think?"

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Unknown2007-12-25 03:07:26
Just one of those days. sad.gif

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Revan says, "Guests are over."
100h, 100m, 100e, 10p, 98en, 96w, 0af
You say, "Aww..k."
100h, 100m, 100e, 10p, 98en, 96w, 0af
You say, "Later bro."
100h, 100m, 100e, 10p, 98en, 96w, 0af
(Magnagora): You say, "MERRY CRHSITMAS."
100h, 100m, 100e, 10p, 98en, 96w, 0af
Bhairan tells you, "OOC even spelt it all wrong tongue.gif."
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You say, "Psh i'm the biggest motivater around."
100h, 100m, 100e, 10p, 100en, 100w, 0af
Lyco (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Lies thoros."
100h, 100m, 100e, 10p, 100en, 100w, 0af
Visaeris (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I am RAIDLEADERPRIME."
100h, 100m, 100e, 10p, 100en, 100w, 0af
You say, "In influence, aethercraft and combat."
100h, 100m, 100e, 10p, 100en, 100w, 0af
Daevos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I mean posts, bitches."
100h, 100m, 100e, 10p, 100en, 100w, 0af
You say, "Oh."
100h, 100m, 100e, 10p, 100en, 100w, 0af
(Magnagora): You say, "I can't post for :censor: bitch."
100h, 100m, 100e, 10p, 100en, 100w, 0af
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You say, "MY FORFAX."
Daevos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "MINE."
Enero2007-12-25 03:15:18
Weakenings with Gadritan aboard... freaked.gif

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(Ship): Tirenae says, "What's this ship's personality anyway?"
(Ship): Creslin says, "Smash?"

(Ship): Gadritan says, "Heh..the hammer is a fickle mistress."

(Ship): Gadritan says, "She's..like an aged prostitute."

(Ship): Gadritan says, "She laughs at you when you get naked..but you keep comming back
for more because she's the only one you can afford *sigh*."

(Ship): Gadritan says, "Curse the hammer and her fickleness."
Arvont2007-12-25 03:43:35
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Ackleberry Highway approaching forest. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. It is raining lightly, and fat drops of rain fall pleasantly past. This ancient road curves from north to south on the eastern side of the basin of civilization. The ground of the road is compacted tight under the weight of centuries of travellers, merchants, heroes and villains trekking back and forth. Two channels have been engraved within the road from the weight of wagon wheels carrying their heavy cargoes. The Ackleberry Forest can be seen to the north, its golden boughs filling the horizon.
You see exits leading south and northwest.


The first time i saw this, I was soo excited. huh.gif