Kharvik runs up to a young rat and envelops him in a massive bearhug.
A young rat lets out a blood-curdling scream.
Kharvik has scored a CRITICAL hit!
The final blow proves too much for a young rat, who expires, pitifully.
A young rat has been slain by Kharvik.

Kharvik reminds me of Lennie from "Of Mice and Men". Slightly retarded older guy who hugs small animals to death

That's freaking hilarious. Were you the one who googlebombed that? =D

That one was actually my fault, and entirely unintentional. Yeralih's player noticed it earlier today. You can see the thread that caused it a few links down.

Cardinal Kaalak, Experimental Theologian says, "Illith was imprisoned by Keph of the many eyes, if I recall."

Cardinal Kaalak, Experimental Theologian says, "She then split into two."

Your exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and you fall into a deep sleep.
You tumble off of a deep blue, crystalline chair.

Kaalak tells you, "I have that effect on people."

Lyco getting pwned verbally...

Geophyte Maelee Carthan asks, "How to get to Seren?"
4176h, 3036m, 2694e, 10p ex-
Geophyte Maelee Carthan says, "I can go check there."
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Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Fain's Herald says, "Having yukari buy me some from
there."
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Geophyte Maelee Carthan says, "Ahh."
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Yukari arrives from the west.
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Yukari taps her foot with mild impatience.
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Childishly, Yukari sticks her tongue out at Lyco.
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"Be right back!" Yukari cries.
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Yukari leaves to the west.
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Lyco rolls his eyes.
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Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Fain's Herald says, "Women..."
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Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Fain's Herald says, "Thats my ex wife by the way."
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Maelee blinks.
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Geophyte Maelee Carthan says, "Oh.."
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Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Fain's Herald says, "Just figured I'd let you know."
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Yukari arrives from the west.
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Yukari gives a group of 50 spools of cloth to Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Fain's
Herald.
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Yukari gives a group of 50 spools of cloth to Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Fain's
Herald.
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Yukari gives a group of 50 spools of cloth to Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Fain's
Herald.
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Yukari gives a group of 50 spools of cloth to Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Fain's
Herald.
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Yukari gives a group of 50 spools of cloth to Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Fain's
Herald.
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Yukari gives a group of 17 spools of cloth to Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Fain's
Herald.
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Lyco taps his fingers together and murmurs, "Excellent..."
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Maelee ponders Yukari thoughtfully, looking her up and down.
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Yukari Auralius, Moonlight Apprentice says, "Don't I get a tip?"
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Lyco looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
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A look of sweetest innocence overtakes Yukari, as she smiles at Maelee.
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Geophyte Maelee Carthan asks Yukari, "Is he good in bed?"
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Lyco leaps into the air and launches a flying kick at Yukari.
Lyco connects.
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Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Fain's Herald says, "There is your tip."
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Lyco blinks incredulously at Maelee.
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Yukari Auralius, Moonlight Apprentice says, "Hey now!"
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Geophyte Maelee Carthan says to Lyco, "Be nice."
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Yukari Auralius, Moonlight Apprentice says, "Nah, he rather sucks."
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You roll on the floor, laughing.
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Lyco peers at Yukari unscrupulously.
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Yukari Auralius, Moonlight Apprentice says, "He's not potent either."
4176h, 3036m, 2694e, 10p ex-plaugh lyco
You point at Lyco and laugh heartily.
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Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Fain's Herald says, "You wouldnt know!"
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Yukari Auralius, Moonlight Apprentice says, "We had one child."
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Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Fain's Herald says, "You were to lazy to find another
one."
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Lyco rolls his eyes.
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Yukari Auralius, Moonlight Apprentice says, "No, you weren't potent enough to
give me more."
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Yukari Auralius, Moonlight Apprentice says, "I say."
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Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Fain's Herald says, "Lies."
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Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Fain's Herald says, "I have plenty of bastard
children."
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Maelee's eyes sparkle with amusement.
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Yukari Auralius, Moonlight Apprentice says, "I think you lie about them."
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Lyco shakes his head.
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Yukari Auralius, Moonlight Apprentice says, "You never once pointed one out."
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Yukari pats Lyco in a friendly manner.
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Lyco sniffles softly.
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Yukari Auralius, Moonlight Apprentice says, "It's okay, you can keep your
dreams."
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Lyco tells you, "I just got owned."
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Geophyte Maelee Carthan says, "He told me he only had one."
4176h, 3036m, 2694e, 10p ex-reply that's exactly what I was thinking
You tell Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Fain's Herald, "That's exactly what I was
thinking."
4176h, 3036m, 2694e, 10p ex-reply rofl
You tell Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Fain's Herald, "Rofl."
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Lyco tells you, "Rofl."
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Lyco tells you, "I DONT HAVE TO STAND FOR THIS!"
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4176h, 3036m, 2694e, 10p ex-reply ahhaha
You tell Dreadlord Lyco d'Erlette, Fain's Herald, "Ahhaha."
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(The Dark Carnival): Lyco says, "Damn i just got owned."
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(The Dark Carnival): Lyco says, "I hate you."
4176h, 3036m, 2694e, 10p ex-clt three times
(The Dark Carnival): You say, "Three times."
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(The Dark Carnival): Yukari says, ":)"
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(The Dark Carnival): You say, "Must be a record."
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(The Dark Carnival): Lyco says, "I mean seriously dude."
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(The Dark Carnival): Lyco says, "Complete ownage."
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(The Dark Carnival): Lyco says, "Dont even have a comeback."
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(The Dark Carnival): Lyco says, "I for the first time in my life am speechless."
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(The Dark Carnival): Yukari says, "I win!"




Removed irrelevant stuff

yeah man that wasn't even right

It should've been simple. When she complained that you weren't potent enough to give her more children, all you had to say was that the horror of her naked body during that first conception rendered you completely sterile.

Zing.

Don't worry. We now know about the GUILD RIGELECTION command that was used against you.

What to do:

(The Dekoven Lineage): Aniri says, "Kill yourself."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Fania says, "Already did that."

(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Who did you do?"

(The Dekoven Lineage): Fania says, "I did everyone."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Fania says, "All the time."

4554h, 4554m, 4026e, 10p, 18800en, 8302w elrx<>- guild rigelection
You do not have sufficient rank in your guild to do that.

Wow. Someone's a bit possessive, aren't they?

OMGOSH!

It took about 2 hours to figure out what GUILD RIGELECTION means

Blade of the Keeper, Sybl Voidheart, Fangs and Fur shouts, "I need your vagenis
in my pegina."

EDIT: ninja'ed

There's a really long story to this, that I find absolutely hilarious. Needless to say, I blame the entire thing on someone else.

When in doubt, just say 'mis'