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by Terentia

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Adella2007-12-30 06:15:02

(The Dekoven Lineage): Aniri says, "*rape tervic&."
4290h, 2820m, 2580e, 10p esSilrxk-
The eyes of Tervic glow with a white light.
4290h, 2820m, 2580e, 10p esSilrxk-
(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic says, "...die, you sick freak whore."
4290h, 2820m, 2580e, 10p esSilrxk-
(The Dekoven Lineage): Aniri says, "Lol, i love you too."



... family love at it's finest laugh.gif
Unknown2007-12-30 06:19:58
QUOTE(ShricNatsurei @ Dec 30 2007, 01:12 AM) 471290
(Newbie): Abuxun says, "Help I found a milestone named xenofile, what do I do?"
banghead.gif confused.gif


THAT'S ADORABLE
Jack2007-12-30 06:24:43
QUOTE(Shou @ Dec 30 2007, 06:19 AM) 471294
THAT'S ADORABLE

The novice is perturbed that the milestone may bear an unhealthy obsession for foreign cultures, and collect him in much the same way some folks collect stamps.
Acrune2007-12-30 06:57:47
QUOTE(Furien @ Dec 29 2007, 09:47 PM) 471221
Weeky Peedia, the Furrikin Savant says, "We should really turn off sending tells to mobs."

Weeky Peedia, the Furrikin Savant says, "Cough."

Giggle.


I still can't believe we have a mob named Weeky Peedia...
Arvont2007-12-30 07:11:49
QUOTE(Shou @ Dec 30 2007, 02:19 PM) 471294
THAT'S ADORABLE


Yes, newbies are really awesome at times. content.gif

Especially the ones who are really clueless in combat (they attack you in Faethorn, then say blahblahblahiwinloserhaha, then I summon Fae, then BAM! no more little novice...)
Tervic2007-12-30 08:23:49
What about novices who wander into bad areas like the naga place, think they're hot stuff, try to kill one, and get squooshified?
Arix2007-12-30 09:30:15
They fill my deathsight with their amusing failures. I also like it when they wander into gravediggers, that's always good for a laugh. smile.gif
Bael2007-12-30 14:06:05
Which novices jump you on Faethorn?

The only ones that jump me are the ones that are like 300% my might, and usually ends with me dying sad.gif
Bauto2007-12-30 18:58:36
Not in game.. but.. i was drunk and sent this to malarious on MSN.. and found it in the morning..

You know your addicted to lusty when:

Rocky says:
anyways

Rocky says:
to arms!

Rocky says:
target Dustbunnies

Rocky says:
monks polevault in after main group rushes

Rocky says:
beckon beckon BECKON!

Rocky says:
SALT ME

Rocky says:
Aniri has been slain by the magical powers of a Dustbunny.

Lord Fist of Luciphage says:
rofl

Rocky says:
damnit! Res for Aniri at the bathroom

Rocky says:
see ya bro
Unknown2007-12-30 20:26:33
The Divine voice of Someone powerful echoes in your head, "Oaken benches line the walls, well padded with cushions, and handsome wooden shutters frame the arched windows. The bare stone walls are hung with assorted lengths of parchment on carved wooden rods, engraved with characters in several languages. A hole in the ceiling admits a glimpse of the hidden bell chamber above."
Stangmar2007-12-30 22:02:53
(Magnagora): Aamirez says, "Found a crystalline power node."

(Magnagora): Malarious says, "Your on our sphere."

(Magnagora): Marcalo (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Their all my sphere, I just let you use them."
Stangmar2007-12-30 22:06:35
(The Midnight Legion): You say, "Ishalllogin5minutesbeforeendofelectionandvoterandomly."

(The Midnight Legion): You say, "Ihopeigivepeopleseizures."

(insertclan): Visaeris says, "Way to talk on legion."

(insertclan): You say, "Oh censor.gif ."


(The Midnight Legion): You say, "Mis."

(The Midnight Legion): Fain says, "I am not susceptible to your seizures, Stangmar."

(The Midnight Legion): Fain says, "But further comments of that ilk and yours will not cease for decades to come."



I have finally mischanned
Tzekelkan2007-12-31 01:11:55
You compliment a fisherman of New Celest on his outstanding intellect and
physique.

A fisherman of New Celest ignores you, his mind distracted by more important
matters.

A fisherman of New Celest snatches a lure from his vest and throws it at your
face, the hooks ripping at your flesh.
Unknown2007-12-31 06:01:23
Glowing glyphs in the air flare and explode in Munsia's face.
3180h, 4620m, 3420e, 8p, 14000en, 21192w exkb-

A barghest lifts his massive head and lets forth a blood curdling howl that
pierces through the air.
3180h, 4620m, 3420e, 8p, 14000en, 21192w exkb-
doublewhammy munsia with paralyse impatience

A single tear drops from Munsia's eye as she stops her own heart, slaying
herself instantly.
Munsia has been slain by misadventure.
Munsia drops the corpse of a pixie bound in shadows.
Unknown2007-12-31 09:29:38
CODE
Siann locks your gut in a solid grapple.
writhe
3036h, 4895m, 4404e, 10p ex-You begin to struggle free of your entanglement.
3036h, 4895m, 4404e, 10p e-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
3036h, 4895m, 4404e, 10p ex-
You carefully writhe out of Lord Makarta's grapple, escaping his grasp.


..Wot?
Arix2007-12-31 11:11:29
(Magnagora): Haiden (from the Aetherways) says, "I woke early one morning, the
earth lay cool and still, when suddenly a dove perched itself upon my window
sill. He sang a song so lovely, so carefree, so gay, that soon, all my troubles
began to slip away. He sang of far off places, of laughter and of fun. It seemed
his very trilling stirred up the morning sun. I slipped from under the covers,
crept slowly out of bed, and gently shut the window sill, and crushed his
friggin head."
Revan2007-12-31 11:26:06
Ixchilgal working his entrepreneur magic for his shop

Heart of the Wyrm.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. A taint wyrm is coiled on the ground here, spoiling the air with its corrosive stench. The Collective of Ixchilgal Mes'ard is here, shrouded. He wields a twisted staff in his left hand. You see a sign
here instructing you to use the PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system. You see a sign here instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
You see exits leading north, southeast, down (closed door), and in (open door).
A mouth appears and says, "Buy stuff!"
As you enter, you see a man buying some delicious, gourmet foods. He turns to you and says, "Best deal anywhere."
Shamarah2007-12-31 15:08:05
(from the monk summit)

Roark Libertas says, "Well if it does that then it's a bug."

Roark Libertas says, "So the solution is to fix that."

Estarra, the Eternal says, "Ok."

Morgfyre, the Legion says, "I hear that social security is bugged too."

Morgfyre eggs Roark on.

Roark Libertas smiles and says, "Ron Paul will fix that bug."
Lysandus2007-12-31 16:18:54
http://despair.com/gettowork.html

guess this is what you get by typing Estarra and clicking I'm feeling lucky, though funny enough, that's how I think of her/him whatthe.gif

edit:

also fain
Myndaen2007-12-31 20:26:25
(House Aurendil): Ilyarin says, "Mali, climb up your bird."
(House Aurendil): Malicia says, "Climb up him?"
(House Aurendil): Malicia says, "You freak!"
(House Aurendil): You say, "Ha!"
(House Aurendil): Munsia says, "Mali likes it ruff."
(House Aurendil): Malicia says, "Why can't I ride him? sad.gif."