New novice-teaching methods in Seren:

End of year cooking madlibs for design ideas. Or, quickest way to confuse the most Gloms and find out who's sitting AFK.


You tell Master Chief Daganev d'Iasani Treeripper, the Merciless, "What's your
favorite flavor?"

Daganev tells you, "Kepheran ."

You tell Master Chief Daganev d'Iasani Treeripper, the Merciless, "Ok, try
again! What's your favorite flavor?"

Daganev tells you, "Of?"

You tell Master Chief Daganev d'Iasani Treeripper, the Merciless, "Food."

Daganev tells you, "Whatever feeds me."

You tell Master Chief Daganev d'Iasani Treeripper, the Merciless, "Arg. Ok, I'll
try this with someone else!"

You tell Shadow Caedryn, Ward of the Wyrd, "What's your favorite flavor?"

Daganev tells you, "Good luck!"

Caedryn tells you, "Hmm?"

You tell Shadow Caedryn, Ward of the Wyrd, "Your favorite flavor."

Caedryn tells you, "((This an IC question? I don't think chocolate exists
here))"

You tell Shadow Caedryn, Ward of the Wyrd, "((Yes, it's an IC question!))"

Caedryn tells you, "The sweet, sweet tears of Seren."

You tell Shadow Caedryn, Ward of the Wyrd, "You're as bad as Daganev. Try again!
What's your favorite flavor?"

Caedryn tells you, "The blood of my defeated enemies?"

You tell Shadow Caedryn, Ward of the Wyrd, "I'll, um, try someone else."

You tell Druid Marius, "What's your favorite flavor?"

Caedryn tells you, "Failing that, pepper."

Caedryn tells you, ";)"

You tell Druid Marius, "((AFK bad!))"

You tell Druid Timil of the Blackthorn, "What's your favorite main food
ingredient?"

Timil tells you, "Um... good question, probably deer meat."

You tell Druid Timil of the Blackthorn, "Ok, thanks!"

You tell Lord Deathchord Daedalion Rillaen, the Temporal Cadence, "Omelette,
kabob, steak, rice, noodles, or stew?"

You tell Lord Deathchord Daedalion Rillaen, the Temporal Cadence, "((AFK bad!))"

You tell Druken Inseira, Lord of the Shadows, "Omelette, kabob, steak, rice,
noodles, or stew?"

You tell Druken Inseira, Lord of the Shadows, "((AFK bad!))"

You tell Fledgling Iyre, Shadow of Crow, "Omelette, kabob, steak, rice, noodles,
or stew?"

Iyre tells you, "Hrm?"

You tell Fledgling Iyre, Shadow of Crow, "Omelette, kabob, steak, rice, noodles,
or stew?"

Iyre tells you, "Umm...steak?"

You tell Fledgling Iyre, Shadow of Crow, "Ok, thanks!"

(A few minutes later)

Item: Steak Type: Cuisine Org: Public
Ingredients: deer 2 vegetables 3 spices 3 salt 1
IMPORTANT: The main noun of this item MUST use this name: STEAK
Appearance:
colourful venison pepper steak

Edit: More quotes:

After the results of a decision that all Cantors' Secretaries will go to guildrank 10:

READLOG CANTORS 1 3

2007/12/30 03:06:38 - Arin guildfavoured Nereida for: because she sparkles when she wiggles.
2007/12/30 03:06:58 - Shric guildfavoured Nereida for: Because I said to!
2007/12/30 03:06:58 - Wuylinfe guildfavoured Nereida for: new secretary promotion rule things.
2007/12/30 03:07:13 - Riona guildfavoured Nereida for: shric's order.
2007/12/30 03:07:52 - Zacc guildfavoured Nereida for: Because I can, of course.

READLOG CANTORS 1 2

2007/12/31 00:02:42 - Shric guildfavoured Nereida for: Going to guildrank 10 via Secretaries rule.
2007/12/31 00:03:56 - Zacc guildfavoured Nereida for: Happy 9th of Juliary!
2007/12/31 03:20:15 - Aison guildfavoured Nereida for: need to be guildrank 10.
2007/12/31 05:00:54 - Arin guildfavoured Nereida for: does this one do the trick?
2007/12/31 18:17:09 - Lukretia guildfavoured Nereida for: Secretaries are going to GR10.

READLOG CANTORS 1 1

2008/01/01 00:02:57 - Acrune guildfavoured Nereida for: Shric said so.
2008/01/01 00:04:02 - Shric guildfavoured Nereida for: GR 10 rule.
2008/01/01 05:18:26 - Arin guildfavoured Zacc for: He wiggles when I sparkle?

I somehow think I'm the only one taking this seriously...

I got bored, and decided to mess with Daevos' hair...only he's big and dangerous, so I picked on someone who can't defend themself.

You bastard. Ninjas are coming for you. Tonight.

heehehehehehehehehehehehehe. God that makes me miss the days of playing a mage.

We may not have the best fighters, but we will own you in Scrabble if proper nouns are allowed.

It's a shame then that the Xenimus isn't in Glomdoring.

Nah. It's a good thing. Otherwise, I might hinder his efforts to pick up women in the back of bars by pretending to be me.

Competition!

Edit:

So Xavius uses perfumed soap? No wonder he smells so purdy

And!

You tell Druid Xavius of the Hemlock, "Did you die too?"

Xavius tells you, "Me? No. I have spiderlike druid reflexes of RUN AWAAAAY!"

More on griefy Serens!

Flacarealah tells you, "I love how quickly they've forgotten how many times I
defended Etherwilde..."

You tell Squire Flacarealah Maschio, of the Armies of Light, "Krellan tried to
join Glomdoring not too horribly long ago."

Flacarealah tells you, "OH REALLY?"

You tell Squire Flacarealah Maschio, of the Armies of Light, "Yeah really!"

Flacarealah tells you, "You can't be serious."

You tell Squire Flacarealah Maschio, of the Armies of Light, "No, I am."

Flacarealah tells you, "Well excuse me while I heartstop to laughter."


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Shamarah has been crushed to death by Hissatsu Sojiro.

You say, "There goes Shamarah again!"

You tell Aniki Shamarah, "Hope you didn't actually want titan or anything."

Shamarah tells you, "What?"

You tell Aniki Shamarah, "Looks like you're going to be down for the day."

Shamarah tells you, "I hardly lose anything from conglut..."

Shamarah tells you, "Takes me like 2 minutes to get it back."

You tell Aniki Shamarah, "Oh. Um. I was down 19% from congluts last month."

Shamarah tells you, "Wow, you must have died a lot."

You tell Aniki Shamarah, "I try not to think about it."

You should blame Sojiro. I told him not to target you! well not the time on astral, but the time in limbo. He was supposed to take out Hyrtakos first and leave you alone then.

The Ninjakari Guildhall is made of win and awesome.

look
Derelict archway.
Fallen stones and discarded bones litter this area amongst other waste. To the
east, bleak iron gates prevent ingress, framed by an enormous crumbling archway
which looms over the gloom. Decaying blocks of limestone make the arch, traced
with glinting golden characters and engraved with horrific diagrams bespeaking
slaughter and despair. Upon the keystone, silver tracery presents a symbolic
representation of Magnora, whose many limbs are clad about with the entwined
form of snaking Illith. In all directions save east, crumbling passageways lead
uninvitingly into an impenetrable darkness, filled with the scurrying of rodents
and the unappertising stench of raw sewage. Pitch darkness veils the exits into
Magnagora's catacombs.
You see exits leading east (open door) and through the darkness.
3870h, 3450m, 2190e, 10p, 17550en, 15450w esSilrxd-

l darkness
Unlit and derelict, the labyrinthine catacombs of Magnagora stretch out in all
directions save east. Chunks of crumbled masonry litter the ground, and rats
scurry noisily in the darkness. Nothing can be discerned within the gloom, but
the caverns are full of the eerie echoes of rodentine scratching and a ceaseless
drip of falling water.
3870h, 3450m, 2190e, 10p, 17550en, 15450w esSilrxd-

cast magic missile at darkness
I don't quite catch your drift.
3870h, 3450m, 2190e, 10p, 17550en, 15450w esSilrxd-

(Paladins): Jigan says, "Does anyone require me for something?"
(Paladins): Tervic says, "I require your brain."
(Paladins): Tyrael says, "I want his muscles!"
(Paladins): You say, "Yes, I need your position."
(Paladins): Bellarin says, "I want his candy!"
Paladins): Tyrael says, "I want his weapons!"
(Paladins): Jigan says, "Tyrael? Currently, I have no weapons to speak of."
(Paladins): Jigan says, "Lady Malicia is working on reforging them into
something better."

Leave it to Tervic to completly turn anything upside down.