Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Inox2008-01-05 10:13:16
Funniest parts bolded.

QUOTE

A frost hag shudders violently.

Beithe peers at a frost hag unscrupulously.
A frost hag edges away from Beithe, muttering under her breath about how she is
an agent of the conspiracy.

You exclaim to a frost hag, "Nothing's coming to get you!"

You exclaim to a frost hag, "We've been over this!"

Beithe Mes'ard frowns and says, "Who made te hag paranoid?"

A frost hag smooshes her face with her hands and screams, "Woe! Woe is me!"

You shrug helplessly.

Beithe cuffs you upside your head.

You exclaim, "Not me!"

A frost hag smooshes her face with her hands and screams, "Woe! Woe is me!"

A frost hag lets out a gasp of realization and a look of absolute hopelessness
overcomes her face. 'We're doomed!', she wails. 'DOOOOOOOOOOOMMEED!'

You exclaim, "For real this time!"

You peer at a frost hag unscrupulously.
A frost hag foams at the mouth, her upper eyelid twitching violently.

Beithe creases her brow in a frown.

A frost hag says, "I'm scared."

A frost hag clings desperately to you, appearing unutterably sad.

You stroke a frost hag's head in consolation.
A frost hag exclaims, "Only one of THEM would console me! You bastard!"

Looking slightly worried at the situation a frost hag quickly hides behind
Beithe.

Beithe snickers softly to herself.

You ask a frost hag, "Why are you scared?"

Beithe pats a frost hag in a friendly manner.
A frost hag foams at the mouth, her upper eyelid twitching violently.

A frost hag says, "You're one of THEM aren't you, Inox?"

A frost hag peers at you unscrupulously.

You say to a frost hag, "I promise I'm not."

A frost hag exclaims, "THEN IT WAS HER!"

A frost hag points accusingly at Beithe.

A frost hag smooshes her face with her hands and screams, "Woe! Woe is me!"

You give Beithe a horrified gasp.

Beithe gives a pained sigh.

A frost hag breaks down and sobs uncontrollably.

You stroke a frost hag's head in consolation.
A frost hag foams at the mouth, her upper eyelid twitching violently.

You whisper to a frost hag, "In fact, I'm hiding from THEM too."

You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.

A frost hag exclaims, "They stole the whiskey!"

You give a horrified gasp.

You exclaim to a frost hag, "That's horrible!"

A frost hag exclaims, "It's a crime!"

Beithe ponders the situation.

You say to a frost hag, "Stealing another person's booze in inexcusable."

Sulaeri arrives following Druid Krellan, Hart's Praise.
A dwarven pilgrim trudges in from the ether.
Fania arrives following Druid Krellan, Hart's Praise.
Fulior arrives following Druid Krellan, Hart's Praise.
Nejii arrives following Druid Krellan, Hart's Praise.
A centaur hunter says, "Hail, wildeling."
The Moonhart Mother Tree suddenly flares with pulsating energy as Krellan steps
through.

You nod your head sagely.

Ribbonweaver Nejii Talnara, Final Phase says, "There."
A frost hag says, "You're one of THEM aren't you, Nejii?"

A frost hag peers at Nejii unscrupulously.

Ribbonweaver Nejii Talnara, Final Phase says, "...what?"

The Moonhart Mother Tree suddenly flares with pulsating energy as Rika steps
through.

Druid Krellan, Hart's Praise says, "She's a little paranoid."

A frost hag exclaims, "It was you! You stole my whiskey!"

Meseden Fulior Aramanth, Taisi says, "Paranoid?"

Ribbonweaver Nejii Talnara, Final Phase says, "No insubordination."

Nezha, of the Twisting Knife says to Nejii, "You are one of THEM?"

Finger extended, a frost hag pokes Nejii.

Nezha's eyes widen in disbelief as he softly exclaims, "Whoa."

Sulaeri leaves, following Druid Krellan, Hart's Praise.
Fania leaves, following Druid Krellan, Hart's Praise.
Continuing her journey, a dwarven pilgrim trudges off to the ether.
Nejii leaves, following Druid Krellan, Hart's Praise.
Liam leaves, following Druid Krellan, Hart's Praise.
Fulior leaves, following Druid Krellan, Hart's Praise.
A frost hag spares a glance for Krellan as he leaves.


A frost hag smooshes her face with her hands and screams, "Woe! Woe is me!"

Rika Talnara says, "What the.."

You give a frost hag a compassionate hug.
A frost hag edges away from you, muttering under her breath about how you are an
agent of the conspiracy.

You say to a frost hag, "Don't worry."

You see a frost hag yell, "Bring back my whiskey!"

Looking downtrodden, Beithe sadly shakes her head.

Rika Talnara says, "What happened to her?"

You say, "No idea."

Beithe points accusingly at you.

You vigorously shake your head in adamant disagreement.

A frost hag cowers in a corner, whimpering.

Beithe taps her nose knowingly.

You exclaim to Beithe, "It wasn't me!"

Looking slightly worried at the situation a frost hag quickly hides behind you.

You move to stand before a frost hag, valiantly shielding her from harm.
A frost hag exclaims, "Only one of THEM would ward me! You bastard!"

A frost hag exclaims, "It was HER!"

A frost hag points accusingly at Beithe.

Beithe cuffs a frost hag upside her head.
A frost hag exclaims, "Only one of THEM would cuff me! You bastard!"

Rika peers at Beithe unscrupulously.

A frost hag exclaims, "She's one of THEM!"

You peer at Beithe unscrupulously.

Rika Talnara says, "What did you do to her?"

Beithe Mes'ard says, "Hag lies."

Beithe nods her head sagely.

A frost hag breaks down and sobs uncontrollably.

A frost hag says, "She's so mean."

A frost hag leans on you seeking consolation.

You say to a frost hag, "I won't let her hurt you anymore."

You point accusingly at Beithe.

A frost hag says, "Thank you."

You nod your head sagely.

Beithe twiddles her thumbs.

Rika Talnara says, "Now... what happened?"

A frost hag says, "Now, about my whiskey..."

You put your hands on your hips and go "Hmmm!"

Rika Talnara says, "Someone took your whiskey?"

You ask a frost hag, "Would you like me to get you some more?"

A frost hag says, "Yes, it was the shedder."

You give a horrified gasp.

Rika looks about herself, rubbing her chin thoughtfully.

Rika Talnara says, "Nejii?"

A frost hag exclaims, "He... she... er, something took it!"

You ask, "Nubby?"

A frost hag says, "Yes, yes... the Nubbleristic one."

Rika gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

You put your hands on your hips and go "Hmmm!"

Beithe gives a pained sigh.

Beithe places her hands on the Moonhart Mother Tree and disappears in a fountain
of pulsating energy.
A centaur hunter taps his forehead with his spear as Beithe leaves.

A frost hag says, "You know why THEY call him Nubby don't you?"

You nod your head emphatically.

Rika mutters and traces complex glowing symbols before her. The symbols fade
away and Rika nods knowingly.

Rika Talnara says, "I don't."

Rika tilts her head curiously at a frost hag.
A frost hag foams at the mouth, her upper eyelid twitching violently.

You say, "Because THEY can't pronounce his name."

You nod your head sagely.

Beithe breaks away from the coven.

A frost hag says, "Neither do I, that's why I'm trying to see if anyone here
does."


Rika looks about herself, rubbing her chin thoughtfully.

A frost hag jumps into the air and lands with a bump.

A frost hag exclaims, "What was that?!"

A frost hag exclaims, "I heard something!"

You ask, "What was what?"

Rika peers about herself unscrupulously.

A frost hag exclaims, "THEY're here!"

You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.

A frost hag runs around madly, flapping her arms in a blind panic.

Spreading your arms wide, you spin clockwise and visualize a circle of
protection. A shimmering white orb springs up around you.

You move to stand before a frost hag, valiantly shielding her from harm.
A frost hag looks about herself nervously and mutters, "They're everywhere,
man!"

Rika Talnara says, "Who is 'THEY'?"

A frost hag exclaims, "I don't know, but I know THEY're here to get me!"

You exclaim to a frost hag, "I won't let them get you!"

A frost hag says, "It was YOU wasn't it?1."

A frost hag peers at Rika unscrupulously.

You peer at Rika unscrupulously.

A frost hag smooshes her face with her hands and screams, "Woe! Woe is me!"

You put your hands on your hips and go "Hmmm!" at Rika.

Rika Talnara says, "Considering I don't know what you're talking about... I
cannot say it was."

A frost hag wipes the back of her hand across her head in relief as she mutters,
"Whew."

Rika Talnara says, "Nor can I deny it."

"Eep!", a frost hag screams in fright.

An impish grin creeps over Rika's face as her eyes light up with mischief.

A frost hag whimpers like a wounded puppy.

You pet a frost hag ingratiatingly.
A frost hag edges away from you, muttering under her breath about how you are an
agent of the conspiracy.

A frost hag clings to Inox and shivers fearfully.

A frost hag says, "I'm scared."

You stroke a frost hag's head in consolation.
A frost hag looks about herself nervously and mutters, "They're everywhere,
man!"

Rika Talnara says, "But tell me what you're afraid of."

You whisper to a frost hag, "There, there."

Rika Talnara says, "Perhaps I can help."

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

Rika ponders the situation.

Rika ponders the situation.

Rika pats a frost hag in a friendly manner.
A frost hag gives Rika the once-over, eyeing it suspiciously.

Rika gives the world a smart salute.

Rika places her hands on the Moonhart Mother Tree and disappears in a fountain
of pulsating energy.
A frost hag says, "Go well, child of the forest."

A frost hag twitches spasmodically.

You pet a frost hag ingratiatingly.
A frost hag edges away from you, muttering under her breath about how you are an
agent of the conspiracy.

laugh.gif Thank you, whoever did that! That made my day!
Noola2008-01-05 10:25:09
QUOTE
A frost hag says, "Yes, yes... the Nubbleristic one."


roflmao.gif

Thanks Inox! Reading that made my day! laugh.gif
Shiri2008-01-05 10:28:25
You people have way too much fun sometimes. Hmph.
Arin2008-01-05 11:23:10

Soft blue light forms around Ilyarin, surrounding her in a scintillating glow.


No comment.
Arix2008-01-05 11:37:38
I have a comment: Rrrrrawr
Ilyarin2008-01-05 15:42:47
Gah, I need to typo that one day.

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Insanity reveals all! I felt the timing here was apt.

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"She was raised as a vernal god," says Juliana to Dionamus. "And as vernals, it is our duty to battle the Soulless in any way we can. Obviously, she should never have been raised but since she has, does this negate her duty? Wouldn't any of us make this sacrifice if we could?"
10053h, 4643m, 6965e, 10p, 28175en, 24380w elrxkb--\\\\15:03:37.746//
"Nope," you say with finality.
10053h, 4625m, 6965e, 10p, 28175en, 24391w elrxkb--\\\\15:03:40.547//
Unknown2008-01-05 16:10:06
'Nubby' is never, EVER going to die out.

Sometime later in either Quotes 4 or even in Quotes 5 we're going to get a Nubby statement.
Unknown2008-01-05 18:55:05
2712h, 4119m, 3114e, 0p ex-t caden I have to go help kill a Soulless God, be right back
You tell Pupil Caden, "I have to go help kill a Soulless God, be right back."
Dark shadows flicker across the eyes of Visaeris.
2712h, 4119m, 3114e, 0p ex-
A small crack appears in the Megalith of Doom as it is drained in power.
2712h, 4119m, 3114e, 0p ex-
Caden tells you, "Alright."
Tzekelkan2008-01-05 19:53:39
Last Chance Trading Post.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. You see a sign here
instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
You see a single exit leading out (open door).
wares
Proprietor: The corpse of Trader Bob.
Malicia2008-01-05 20:34:42
QUOTE
Lord General Visaeris Mae'loch, Morgfyre's Fury shouts, "I kill all Celestians.. Narsrim loves to run from me, and his might exceeds mine. I'm an equal-opportunity butcherer of those who would oppress Great Magnagora. You're just another dead corpse to me, Saaga."

(House Aurendil): Talkan (from the Aetherways) says, "You tell Lord General Visaeris Mae'loch, Morgfyre's Fury, "Duel?""

(House Aurendil): Talkan (from the Aetherways) says, "Visaeris tells you, "You know I don't fight fair, little Choirboy. I don't duel.""

(House Aurendil): Talkan (from the Aetherways) says, "You tell Lord General Visaeris Mae'loch, Morgfyre's Fury, "Then shut your *bleeping* mouth.""
Unknown2008-01-05 21:13:47
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(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Why did the
plane crash?"

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "The pilot was
a tomato."

(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "That reminds
me of a Russian joke I heard once."

(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Two
crocodiles were flying. One was green, the other was going to Africa."

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Tomatoes don't
have opposable thumbs."

(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "joke>."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Want to hear a
great austrian joke?"

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Two cows
crossed the street."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "One was really
a frog."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "The end."


As I stated once before, -.-.
Tervic2008-01-05 21:37:28
QUOTE(Ilyarin @ Jan 5 2008, 01:59 AM) 473297
ARGH DIE!

Gneeheehee. *starts an Ilyarin quotes collection*
Shamarah2008-01-05 21:49:51
QUOTE(Salvation @ Jan 5 2008, 04:13 PM) 473427
As I stated once before, -.-.


What's big, green, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?
A pool table.


Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead.


Why did the baby fall off the swing?
It had no arms.


What's long, brown, and sticky?
A stick.
Arix2008-01-05 23:00:57
'Nubby' is the new 'LOL NEJII SHEDS!'
Jack2008-01-05 23:03:31
Ooh, I know a joke!

One afternoon about seven months ago, this gay Taliban lawyer walks into a bar with a talking parrot on his shoulder.

And the Taliban bartender is like, "man, I gotta know what that's about! You know, the whole bird thing!"

Anyhow, the lawyer looks at him pretty mean, because in their religion it's like, super rude to be nosy.

About twelve and a half minutes later, the lawyer convinces the owner of the building to fire the imperfect bartender.

I think that at the end of the joke, the bartender's life is screwed up pretty bad. He doesn't have a lot of options.

The end! female.gif
Rika2008-01-05 23:04:31
2008/01/05 21:46:23 - Sexydude is now known as Mrawesome.
2008/01/05 21:49:11 - Mrawesome is now known as Stitch.

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Tervic2008-01-06 00:23:17
Morshoth, Voice of the Nocturne Melody says, "Hmm, pie... maybe we can make a
pie of DOOM to attack Muud, gotta be more powerful than Lady Viravain's birds of
DOOM!"

Glory be to pie! happy.gif
Arix2008-01-06 00:26:25
Muud pie?
Unknown2008-01-06 01:14:03
QUOTE(Malicia)
Visaeris stuff


Isn't Visaeris a Ninjakari? I don't think they're allowed to duel, actually. Its against their guild rules. At least that's how they were worded when the guild first opened.
Malicia2008-01-06 01:26:39
I know a really skilled one that duels regularly, actually. Maybe he didn't get the memo. (Bad Shamarah)