Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Sybl2008-01-08 06:26:37
(The Midnight Legion): Haiden says, "How does a pearl necklace = cleaveland steamer."
Jigan2008-01-08 09:08:25
3540h, 3180m, 2640e, 10p elrx-give sand to jethri
The stink that surrounds you seems to have finally gone away. Thank the gods!
It is now the 10th of Avechary, 195 years after the Coming of Estarra.
3540h, 3180m, 2640e, 10p elrx-

sad.gif It wasn't that bad, was it?
Vathael2008-01-08 14:12:46
Dude tells you, "I picture haiden as larry the cable guy the serious version with some short shorts and a can of the censor.gif beer you can drink."

Dude tells you, "*Haiden puts his leg up on the table and leans forwards* So numbnuts... when did we talk eh? during some fight? did I get drunk and try to pok ya."
Jasato2008-01-08 18:57:28
QUOTE(Enero @ Jan 7 2008, 05:47 PM) 474133
Jasato (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick, tap dancing none the less


I'd have thought this would have gotten a funnier reaction. Especially since this is my normal mode of speech too. That, and a few other colorful choice of phrases....some which get me in trouble because they sound so wrong suspicious.gif
Myndaen2008-01-09 02:28:42
(Skeleton Hearth): Halamir says, "Sojiro keeps forgetting his fine ass."

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte says, "'He keeps forgetting his fine, ass,' or 'He keeps forgetting his fine ass'?"
Eldanien2008-01-09 05:26:04
QUOTE

You are dressed normally, and reasonably full.
You are fully rested.
Well, at least you chose an amusing way to kill yourself.
You are completely sane.
From the clothing that can be seen, you look opulent.


Sometimes, curiosity kills the cat.

And sometimes, the cat has PRAY TO ELOHORA to see him through. I bet she's tired of curing drunkenness afflictions by this point.
Stangmar2008-01-09 05:53:20
Sir Jigan Dekoven, Grand Inquisitor shouts, "I want you, Krin!"
4242h, 2820m, 3366e, 10p elrx-
Aison2008-01-09 05:55:36
Smells like Munsia!
Arix2008-01-09 06:00:58
It was me, actually
Jigan2008-01-09 06:01:29
I was dead, with my corpse at Further in the Hollows when that was shouted, strangely enough.
Munsia2008-01-09 07:15:05
QUOTE(Aison @ Jan 9 2008, 12:55 AM) 474765
Smells like Munsia!


That's not fair sad.gif crying.gif
Tekora2008-01-09 07:16:41
QUOTE(munsia @ Jan 9 2008, 02:15 AM) 474848
That's not fair sad.gif crying.gif


Haha, Munsia's still a newbie. laugh.gif
Munsia2008-01-09 07:19:35
QUOTE(Tekora @ Jan 9 2008, 02:16 AM) 474850
Haha, Munsia's still a newbie. laugh.gif

Not anymore ohyeah.gif
Unknown2008-01-09 11:00:57

To put the next sentence in context ====> ((A muffled scream bursts from the Havens as the burning form of Ilyarin flies, flailing from the Havens.))

The cold, compassionless voice of Fain, of the Red Masque knifes through the
ether, "Impudent godling."



now, i like Ilyarin.. but daaaaaaaamn
Munsia2008-01-09 11:14:40
QUOTE(Mysti @ Jan 9 2008, 06:00 AM) 474902
To put the next sentence in context ====> ((A muffled scream bursts from the Havens as the burning form of Ilyarin flies, flailing from the Havens.))

The cold, compassionless voice of Fain, of the Red Masque knifes through the
ether, "Impudent godling."
now, i like Ilyarin.. but daaaaaaaamn

wtf.gif
Isn't that a week old?
Ilyarin2008-01-09 12:29:02
Tee hee hee hee.
Unknown2008-01-09 15:36:15
Doesn't take away from the fact that it's funny.
Eldanien2008-01-09 20:16:00
QUOTE
2008/01/09 17:28:57 - Elostian guildfavoured Talikh for: Possessing a collection of cells known as neurons that are charged by alternating currents of sodium and potassium to convey minute amounts of acetylcholine and dopamine to other neurons to create complex structures that together form an organic compilation so much appreciated by most shards.


Oh, I'm a failure, because I haven't got a brain!

Well, what would you do with a brain if you had one?

Do? Why, if I had a brain,
I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head, I'd be scratchin'
As my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain
Tervic2008-01-09 20:47:15
QUOTE(Eldanien @ Jan 9 2008, 12:16 PM) 475049
Oh, I'm a failure, because I haven't got a brain!

Well, what would you do with a brain if you had one?

Do? Why, if I had a brain,
I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head, I'd be scratchin'
As my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain

But the brain works on DC voltage.... tsk tsk Elostian, you should know these things! Action potentials only flow one way!
Revan2008-01-09 21:07:00
(Newbie): Valaria says, "Try REMEMBER to see if you have some task to do."
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You close your eyes and remember the awful, awful times before you discovered Lusternia.