Estarra, the Eternal says, "Stop playing with my shaft!"

Athine La'Saet yells, "Thoros my God you're such a beast!" ( don't ask)

Cado Angelus, Jasato Kuriskagi, One of Healing Hands exclaims to Zabrael, "The Nippler strikes again!"

You take Avechna the Avenger by the hand, draw it into you, and whisper, "I love you, Avechna the Avenger."

I DID have one of Grendal piggybacking Estarra during a slippers game, but I lost it..

But the brain works on DC voltage.... tsk tsk Elostian, you should know these things! Action potentials only flow one way!

(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "The best, Sir Gadritan?"


(Paladins): Unitos says, "The hammers you crafted for me some time ago are on
the verge of decaying."


(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "I just got here."

(Paladins): Gadritan says, "Shop Sar'Alainn for all your forging needs..thats
right, we even advertise on our guild channels now, what cha gonna do? Grrrr."


(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "Forge better than you, Sir.
That's what I'm going to do."
(Paladins): Gadritan says, "I see."

(Paladins): Gadritan says, "I'll fix em for you."


(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "Eh, but I do."


(Paladins): Gadritan says, "I've seen your work, and i've compared the stats."

(Paladins): Gadritan says, "I've made better."

(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "I forge what the client asks
for, Sir."
(Paladins): Gadritan says, "Than your a competant forger. dosen't make you the
best."
(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "Sure it does."


(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "I said so."

(Paladins): Unitos says, "Now now, save your words, this can all be settled with
violence."

(Paladins): Gadritan says, "Indeed, violence."

(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "It sure can."

(Paladins): Gadritan says, "Gonna beat you with my mallet."

(Paladins): You say, "Good idea."

(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "We must kung foo fight!"

(Paladins): You say, "Sir Gadritan uses his weapons against Sir Belloc's.
Whoever wins has the better products."

(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "He does owe me a spar..."

(Paladins): Kade (from the Aetherways) says, "I see a few flaws."

(Paladins): Snaithy says, "Or the better skill?"

(Paladins): Gadritan says, "Pshwah, that dosen't show forging skill. We must
have a forge off."

(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "Noo, better products."
(Paladins): You say, "No curing reflexes allowed?"

(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "Oooooo."

(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "A forge off."

(Paladins): Kade (from the Aetherways) says, "I like that."

(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "IT'S ON."

(Paladins): Gadritan says, "A forge off!"

(Paladins): Gadritan says, "I propose a set of 5 reforges of a simple bladed
weapon."

(Paladins): Gadritan says, "A shortsword."

(Paladins): Unitos says, "Let's do it! One hammer each? *grin*."

(Paladins): You say, "I don't think I'd be a good judge."

(Paladins): Gadritan says, "The one whom can make the greatest shortsword within
five tries shall be declared the victor."
(Paladins): You say, "I'd judge it on shiny-ness."

(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "That's...Not the mark of the
best forge."

(Paladins): Gadritan says, "Actually I like Sir Unitos idea better."

(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "Indeed."

(Paladins): Gadritan says, "We each take one of his hammers, and we forge."

(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "I win on principle."

(Paladins): Gadritan says, "No you don't."

(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "Because I'm younger and
prettier."

(Paladins): Gadritan says, "You haven't even started yet!"

(Paladins): You say, "Harsh."

(Paladins): Gadritan says, "Hrmph, this fur is beyond your mortal preception of
beauty."

(Paladins): You say, "Very harsh."

(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "Pft."

(Paladins): You say, "Except when Lord Fain vomits on it. You said that makes it
look nasty and poofy."

(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "Hee."

(Paladins): Gadritan says, "I..don't recall applying that Lord Fain vomits?"

(Paladins): Gadritan says, "That sounds like something you would say, not
something I would say."

(Paladins): Gadritan says, "Anyway. Sir Unitos, Sir Belloc..to glasfor."


(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "Nah, my forge is better."

(Paladins): You say, "I thought you said Lord Fain did something and your fur
became all poofy and fuzzy."

(Paladins): Gadritan (from the Aetherways) says, "You gota come hear the
conditions and rules of the forge off."

(Paladins): You say, "Why not use a neutral forge?"

(Paladins): You say, "The one in the Keep."


(Paladins): Gadritan (from the Aetherways) says, "That was the blood rain,
Kalindera."

(Paladins): You say, "Use that one."

(Paladins): You say, "Oh."

(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "Because there are two forges in
the city."

(Paladins): You say, "Use a neutral one."

(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "And we'll be forging for days,
it seems."

(Paladins): Gadritan (from the Aetherways) says, "Days, monthes, years."

(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "Ooer."

(Paladins): Gadritan (from the Aetherways) says, "Whatever it takes to please
the client."

(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "A right forgeoff."

(Paladins): Unitos says, "We have a technical term for when Fain vomits. We call
it Thoros."

(Paladins): Gadritan (from the Aetherways) says, "Hot tongs, sweat, blood, and
mallets.."

(Paladins): You say, "I prefer picking herbs."

(Paladins): Gadritan (from the Aetherways) says, "It will be like some kind of
strange merian mating ritual going on."

(Paladins): Gadritan (from the Aetherways) says, "With..forging."


(Paladins): You say, "Except neither of you are Merians."

(Paladins): Gadritan (from the Aetherways) says, "My forge is."

(Paladins): You say, "Sir Bellic is a Human and sir Gadritan is a Loboshigaru."

(Paladins): You say, "So how could it be like some strange Merian mating
ritual?"

(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "I'm part Merian."

(Paladins): Gadritan (from the Aetherways) says, "The forges..are merians."

(Paladins): You say, "Wait you use a Merian as your forge?"

(Paladins): You say, "That sounds painful."

(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "No wonder Lady Malicia doesn't
like me forging."
(Paladins): You say, "I thought that was because she wanted the monopoly on all
forged goods."

(Paladins): Belloc (from the Aetherways) says, "Newp."

What Paladins do when board.