A warped pianist with a disturbing grin slides through the room on a grand
piano. "I live in your eyes!" He explodes in a shower of fuschia pocketwatches.

Thanks for the mask!

(Magnagora): Navaryn says, "Welcome to Magnagora, Jinz."

(Magnagora): Revan (from the Aetherways) says, "Welcome Jizz."

(Magnagora): Vathael says, "..."

(Magnagora): Revan (from the Aetherways) says, "I mean jinz."

(Magnagora): Revan (from the Aetherways) says, "*cough*."

(Magnagora): Zalana says, "Greetings and welcome home Zathara. Welcome home
Jinz."

(Magnagora): Haiden (from the Aetherways) says, "You fail, Sohei."

(Magnagora): Haiden (from the Aetherways) says, "Miserably."

You hold out your hands towards Xiel, and a scintillating globe of energy
surrounds him, which manifests into the Sphere of the Crocodile.

(Serenwilde): Xiel says, "...did that just knock down my health?"

Xiel hops up and down on your foot.

Lunar Flare, Sarrasri Talnara, Heiress of Ellindel says, "And it's positive,
silly."

Sarrasri holds out her hands towards Xiel, and a scintillating globe of energy surrounds him, which manifests into the Sphere of the Skull.

Lunar Flare, Sarrasri Talnara, Heiress of Ellindel says, "Now I knocked down
your health."

High Illusionist Xiel y'Kada says, "..."

(simultaneously)

Sarrasri holds out her hands towards Xiel, and a scintillating globe of energy surrounds him, which manifests into the Sphere of the Dolphin. A loud boom follows, as the Sphere of the Skull around him is destroyed.

You hold out your hands towards Xiel, and a scintillating globe of energy
surrounds him, which manifests into the Sphere of the Dolphin.

"Oops!" you exclaim with a bashful expression.

High Illusionist Xiel y'Kada says, "..."

You say, "Now I poofed your intelligence."

High Illusionist Xiel y'Kada says, "You lot are cruel."

An iron chain whips in from the south and wraps around Munsia.
The chain around Munsia tightens, and he is jerked off to the south.

(Geomancers): Nyla says, "Are you stalking me Munsia?"


Come back Nyla Munsy misses you

You tell Ribbonweaver Nejii Talnara, Final Phase, "Reiha said she posted pictures of herself and I'm wondering if we can find them ."

Nejii tells you, "She's referring to a picture of her room she intended to send to Ild, but somehow sent to Estarra."

Nejii tells you, "And Estarra rofled about it on the forums, so Reiha put "click here for "dirty" pictures of my room shot from various angles" (as Estarra put it) in her sig as a vote for Lusternia link."

You tell Ribbonweaver Nejii Talnara, Final Phase, "She said she posted a pic of herself once, but maybe not."

Nejii tells you, "Well, she had one in her profile at one point, hrm."

You tell Ribbonweaver Nejii Talnara, Final Phase, "OI! She says it was a pic of her when she was 10, that doesn't count. Well, thanks anyway!"

Nejii tells you, "Dunno about that."

You tell Ribbonweaver Nejii Talnara, Final Phase, "Does not compute?"

You tell Ribbonweaver Nejii Talnara, Final Phase, "The shiribot cannot not know."

Nejii tells you, "Yeah, sorry."

Nejii tells you, "Forum read error."

Gathelta's a necromancer spy for Magnagora.

(Bellator Societas): Pentu (from the Astral Plane) says, "Hmm, they removed
Truelight from enemy lists."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Hey, they got rid of "strangers" as well."
(Bellator Societas): Alianna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "They should
get rid of "faethorn" too."

Arix, meet BUG. BUG, meet Arix.

You request of Jasato, that he imparts some of his knowledge of Healing to you.

Jasato bows to you and commences the lesson in Healing.

Jasato begins the lesson in Healing by instructing you in the various afflictions and ailments that can be placed upon a victim, reminding you that as a healer you are able to cure many of these as well as actually healing the bodily damage inflicted upon you and others.

Warning of the high drain upon the mind that is associated with healing, Jasato sternly tells you to be especially mindful of your own mental and spiritual health, explaining that if they suffer there may be dire consequences.

Regarding you gravely, Jasato reminds you that though most of Healing can be used to the benefit of you and your allies, the most practiced healers are also able to unleash a curse of the opposite effect. This ability, known as bedevilling, is extremely difficult to perform as it is contrary to the rest of the healer's teachings, causing the victim to suffer the afflictions of the
healer.

The Ratman declares to you that all forms of healing stem from the spirits of empathy and compassion, reminding you that you must always be mindful of others lest you lose the personal link required in order to cure others.

"Only when your eyes are shut to external distractions can you begin to see the true nature of things," murmurs Jasato, closing his eyes and beckoning you to do the same. You shut your eyes tightly and focus entirely on Jasato's voice.

Jasato bows to you - the lesson in Healing is over.

----

Jasato's a Ratman!!!

And as Heskel, Jasato and Myrkr's future adopted son once said....

"Jasato Kuriskagi, Black Winged Ratman"....

....wth?

Nuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh... RATMAN!



Edit: ...sorry.

Not a direct game qoute but it does pertain to this


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Wodelly Tumtum exclaims, "Wabbi-- I mean.. Rabbit meat, eh?! You know what that means... PIE!"

Tervic, I found your wife.

I couldn't decided if it was a bug or a typo, so I decided it was a quote instead

Cardinal Kaalak, Experimental Theologian says, "You can ressurect order
members?"

Ashteru smooths his hair back nonchalantly.

Cardinal Kaalak, Experimental Theologian says, "Is that a blessing from Lord
Elostian?"

Ashteru d'Illici, Avatar of Twilight says, "It costs me more than my own death,
but yep."

Cardinal Kaalak, Experimental Theologian says, "Yes. Shame He did not impart
personal hygine as a side blessing."

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

Kaalak hums a happy tune.

Ashteru tugs his chin thoughtfully.

Cardinal Kaalak, Experimental Theologian runs.

Kaalak leaves to the up.

Kaalak arrives from the up.

Kaalak leaves to the down.

Kaalak arrives from the down.

Ashteru d'Illici, Avatar of Twilight says, "I could risk a second ressurection,
hmmm."

Kaalak leaves to the down.

The corners of Ashteru's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Ashteru d'Illici, Avatar of Twilight asks, "You aren't angry, are you?"

You mutter discontentedly.

Ashteru picks up a headless corpse.

The bellringer's chamber.
A length of sturdy rope hangs suspended from a hole in the ceiling. Ashteru
d'Illici, Avatar of Twilight towers here. He wields Enigma with both hands.
You see exits leading up and down.

You say, "I won't be if you clean the mess up."

Ashteru d'Illici, Avatar of Twilight says, "I will invoke the divine powers
of...."

Ashteru d'Illici, Avatar of Twilight says, "Running awayyy."


Ashteru leaves to the down, emanating an aura of immense power.

The loud caw of a crow heralds its entrance, as it drops a letter into your
hands, then disappears into the shadows.

There is nothing written there.

This letter is made of the finest quality paper, and is rolled into a cylinder,
with a red ribbon to keep it from unfurling.
It has 13 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 1 ounce(s).
An elegant white letter is holding:
"soup117470" lucidian brain soup

A cow drops a black egg on the ground.

I knew it! Cows lay eggs!