Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Veonira2008-01-28 00:29:44
OMG XAVIUS IS MY LOVECHILD TOO NOW?!
Unknown2008-01-28 04:33:28
When I saved this as a log, I called it "Sojiro Hits His Girl."

QUOTE
You say, "I ..."

You say, "I thought transmigrationd didn't work for demigods."

Hissatsu Sojiro says, "I'm pretty sure it does."

You look confused and say, "Are you sure?"

Hissatsu Sojiro sticks out his tongue and says, "Wanna test?"

Your press your forehead against a red fox, entwining your soul with its spirit. The beating of your hearts become synchronized and you begin to breathe as one as the bond between you is strengthened.

Your order is obeyed.
A red fox obediently falls into line behind you.

Hissatsu Sojiro says, "I wasn't really serious..."

You stroke a red fox tenderly.
A red fox pounces at your feet.

This small fox is a rusty-red in colour, the underside is of a creamy white including his chin and throat. Long and bushy, the tips of his ears and tail are a vibrant white. Slender legs give way to small paws, giving this fox a crafty appearance. He is called 'Kuxy.'
A red fox exudes a quiet confidence.
He weighs about 15 pounds.
He is loyal to Zia Talnara.
A red fox is holding:
Nothing.

You say, "Go on."

You say, "Well, warn the commune."

(Serenwilde): Sojiro says, "This isn't what it looks like."

Hissatsu Sojiro asks, "Ready?"

You nod your head emphatically.

(Serenwilde): Kielo (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "In that case, it must really be what it looks like."

* * * BEATING SPAM * * *

With a heavy overhand stroke, Sojiro slams a bronze sunburst war hammer down upon you. Your skull is smited with a numbing blow. You briefly realize the spray of gore and brains that is filling your field of vision belongs to you before you die.
You have been slain by Sojiro.
You feel your soul being drawn towards your bonded animal.

(Serenwilde): Asmodea says, "OI."

Hissatsu Sojiro says, "So."

(Skeleton Hearth): Dylara (from the Aetherways) says, "Bad Soji."

You say, "So."

(Serenwilde): Tael says, "As a note.."

You feel the call of a red fox and your soul automatically is drawn towards it. Soon you are looking out through its eyes, feeling as it feels, hungering as it hungers. Before your thoughts become completely lost into that of an animal, you exert your will, remembering who you are. Like a sigh of relief, a red fox stretches and reforms its body in order to accommodate your soul.

(Serenwilde): Aramel (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Sojiro!"

(Skeleton Hearth): Daem (from the Aetherways) says, "Soji stop picking on Zia."

(Skeleton Hearth): Synl (from the Aetherways) says, "Spousal abuse is quite a problem in modern society."

Hissatsu Sojiro asks, "Did you lose anything?"

(Serenwilde): Aramel (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "No domestic violence!"

(Skeleton Hearth): Dylara (from the Aetherways) says, "No kidding!"

(Serenwilde): Sojiro says, "I warned you guys."

You look confused and say, "No."

"Ha!" Sojiro exclaims with gusto.

You hear a rustling and turn to see Tael emerging from the undergrowth.

Hissatsu Sojiro exclaims, "I told you!"

You hear a rustling and turn to see Aramel emerging from the undergrowth.

Tael looks about himself suspiciously.

You feel overwhelmed by it all and faint.

(Skeleton Hearth): Sojiro says, "It's not what it looks like!"

(The Talnaras): Xiran says, "Do I need to scold a Sojiro?"

(The Talnaras): Sojiro says, "My hand slipped."

(Skeleton Hearth): Sojiro says, "My hand slipped."

(Skeleton Hearth): Sojiro says, "I was just randomly swinging my weapons around and her face got in the way."

(Skeleton Hearth): Dylara (from the Aetherways) says, "It slipped and hit her by total accident? Strong enough blow to kill her?"

(Skeleton Hearth): Sojiro says, "...yes."

(Skeleton Hearth): Dylara (from the Aetherways) says, "How many 'slips' did you have?"

(Skeleton Hearth): Sojiro says, "About 10 or so."
Unknown2008-01-28 04:58:31
QUOTE
2008/01/28 00:30:03 - Roncli was citizened by Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of
Stars.
2008/01/28 00:34:37 - Roncli stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a citizen.
2008/01/28 00:56:36 - Roncli stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a citizen.


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Unknown2008-01-28 08:33:39
2820h, 3536m, 3795e, 1p ex-
Marquis Telrath d'Murani, Geomantic Scholar says, "Let's see...I just need to stand just so..."
2820h, 3536m, 3795e, 1p ex-
Telrath raises his staff and it swells, rapidly discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks towards the ether.
A torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks hurtle towards himself from the ether.
2820h, 3536m, 3795e, 1p ex-
Telrath raises his staff and it swells, rapidly discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks towards the ether.
A torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks hurtle towards himself from the ether.
2820h, 3536m, 3795e, 1p ex-
Telrath raises his staff and it swells, rapidly discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks towards the ether.
A torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks hurtle towards himself from the ether.
2820h, 3536m, 3795e, 1p ex-
Telrath raises his staff and it swells, rapidly discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks towards the ether.
A torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks hurtle towards himself from the ether.
Telrath turns purple as the poisonous fumes overcome him and blood gushes out of his mouth as he collapses to the floor, dead.
Himself has been slain by Telrath.
2820h, 3536m, 3795e, 1p ex-
Maelee picks up the corpse of Telrath.
2820h, 3536m, 3795e, 1p ex-ponder
You ponder the situation.
2820h, 3536m, 3795e, 1p ex-
The soul of Telrath d'Murani says, "Aha! Success!"

Later

2820h, 3536m, 3795e, 1p ex-' telrath, why were you staffing youself?
You say, "Telrath, why were you staffing youself?"
2820h, 3536m, 3795e, 1p ex-
Veradin Munsia D'cente`, Seeker of Honour says, "Probably for lich."
2820h, 3536m, 3795e, 1p ex-
Munsia strokes the Staff of Brilliance tenderly.
2820h, 3536m, 3795e, 1p ex-
Marquis Telrath d'Murani, Geomantic Scholar says, "The Mysteries of the Tainted Earth are
often without answers!"
2820h, 3536m, 3795e, 1p ex-
Marquis Telrath d'Murani, Geomantic Scholar waves his hands mysteriously.
2820h, 3536m, 3795e, 1p ex-chuckle
You chuckle long and heartily.
2820h, 3536m, 3795e, 1p ex-
Munsia gives Telrath the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.
2820h, 3536m, 3795e, 1p ex-
Forks of black lightning strike up into the sky from the depths of the Balach Swamp,
sending the dark clouds above swirling ominously.
2820h, 3536m, 3795e, 1p ex-
Veradin Munsia D'cente`, Seeker of Honour says, "Basically, he doesn't know why he did
it."
2820h, 3536m, 3795e, 1p ex-
Munsia tugs her chin thoughtfully.
2820h, 3536m, 3795e, 1p ex-
Munsia shrugs helplessly.
2820h, 3536m, 3795e, 1p ex-
Marquis Telrath d'Murani, Geomantic Scholar says, "More or less."
Telrath2008-01-28 11:30:42
QUOTE(Greleag @ Jan 28 2008, 04:33 PM) 481328

I've always wondered why we're allowed to kill ourselves that way... dunno.gif

Edit: Also, I just noticed the dramatic lightning that followed my waving hands
Stangmar2008-01-28 15:29:44
I loved being able to do that as a Geo. Came in handy for Lich, since i'm a poor noob and don't have Heartstop sad.gif
Morvior2008-01-28 20:31:42
QUOTE
(Order): Fain says, "You beat someone, Morvior?"
Unknown2008-01-29 00:29:11
Morshoth has been cut down by a mass of tentacles.

Saaga has been beaten to a pulp by a mass of tentacles.

Kielo tells you, "The Nine Seals: Bringing you tentacle rape since... um... whenever the first Ascension was."
Malicia2008-01-29 00:54:28
QUOTE
(Disciples of Klangratch): Geb says, "When have I chased you?"

(Disciples of Klangratch): Geb says, "You kill one of ours, I kill you. I then go back to doing what I was doing, loitering in my manse."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Luxi (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You jumped me killing Merians and made me scream like a two dollar hooker."

Enero2008-01-29 01:22:22
Weren't the two dollar ones the dead ones... I mean honestly... scream for two dollars!
Unknown2008-01-29 02:09:16
CODE
(Disciples of Klangratch): Narsrim says, "How impressive Shamarah."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Narsrim says, "Whorish class not working out for anymore."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Narsrim (from Limbo) says, "Run run run."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Malicia (from the Aetherways) says, "Who the hell ar eyou fighting?"
(Disciples of Klangratch): Narsrim (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Shamarah's been fighting me."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Narsrim (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "He's running every other attack."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Shamarah says, "Narsrim, if you're saying words, I have you snubbed because they're not worth listening to."


LEWL.
Shamarah2008-01-29 02:11:00
(The Dark Carnival): Kharvik (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "George bush
is so hot."
Unknown2008-01-29 02:12:20
QUOTE(Shamarah @ Jan 28 2008, 06:11 PM) 481619
(The Dark Carnival): Kharvik (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "George bush
is so hot."

whatthe.gif
Neuf2008-01-29 02:18:19
This is the best quote worthy, I've seen in a long while.

QUOTE
Coldly, Fain, of the Red Masque says, "My statue must be taller than Morgfyre's."

Morgfyre chuckles long and heartily.

A hoarse, rasping voice says, "I leave such menial creature comforts to you, Fain."

Stern and solemn, a man's voice says, "If it shall please you, then your statue may indeed be the taller, by My blessing."

Mask contorting in a hideous grin, Fain, of the Red Masque says, "I have no need of such crass representations to bolster My self esteem, but mortals place great weight on such things."

A strikingly familiar, comforting voice says, "Indeed, the ants scurry to and fro, lest they be crushed underfoot by those who are greater."
Tekora2008-01-29 03:14:11
(Magnagora): Kanaya says, "Mommy's naaaked."
Shishi2008-01-29 03:47:13
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(Skeleton Hearth): Arel (from the Aetherways) says, "You're messed up in the
head, Daem, but I still <3 you."

(Skeleton Hearth): Evette says, "He's mine, arel."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arel (from the Aetherways) says, "I'll PK you for him."

I feel special.
Stangmar2008-01-29 03:48:31
QUOTE(Luxi @ Jan 28 2008, 07:09 PM) 481617
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(Disciples of Klangratch): Narsrim says, "How impressive Shamarah."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Narsrim says, "Whorish class not working out for anymore."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Narsrim (from Limbo) says, "Run run run."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Malicia (from the Aetherways) says, "Who the hell ar eyou fighting?"
(Disciples of Klangratch): Narsrim (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Shamarah's been fighting me."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Narsrim (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "He's running every other attack."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Shamarah says, "Narsrim, if you're saying words, I have you snubbed because they're not worth listening to."


LEWL.


I can't censor.gif believe he's whining about that after his Earth escapade yesterday..........

Oh, do you REALLY wanna be fixed, Luxi? *pulls out his switchblade*
Unknown2008-01-29 04:04:46
You say, "No more scrying me."

You say, "It makes me paranoid..."

Kielo rubs a close-fitting collar of heavy golden links and it begins to glow
with a pulsating light.

You sense the piercing eyes of Kielo looking upon you.

You flap your arms madly.

You flap your arms madly.

Rika gazes into a glittering tierstone.
You sense the piercing eyes of Rika looking upon you.

Kielo looks around furtively, brings his hand to his mouth and releases a small
'teehee'.

(Serenwilde): Kielo says, "Quick. Everyone scry Myrkr right now."

Rika gazes into a glittering tierstone.
You sense the piercing eyes of Rika looking upon you.

Kielo rubs a close-fitting collar of heavy golden links and it begins to glow
with a pulsating light.

You sense the piercing eyes of Kielo looking upon you.

Rika gazes into a glittering tierstone.
You sense the piercing eyes of Rika looking upon you.

Rika gazes into a glittering tierstone.
You sense the piercing eyes of Rika looking upon you.

Kielo hums a happy tune.

Rika gazes into a glittering tierstone.
You sense the piercing eyes of Rika looking upon you

Rika quickly ducks down.

(Serenwilde): You say, "Noooo!! You guys are making me way too paranoid...."

You sense the piercing eyes of Lisaera looking upon you.

(Serenwilde): You say, "... Even you, Lady Lisaera!?"

You flop down onto the ground.


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Things my character does not respond well to: Fireworks, the sparkles illusion, the phantom stars, and being scried after she has up Aethersight.

Lady Lisaera really is stalking my character, tho. o_O
Richter2008-01-29 07:27:32
Was cleaning out old things I'd saved, I enjoyed this quote at the time.

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Shikari, the Predator says, "Some things, Richter, are best left unknown, and perhaps the greatest gift to mortals who cannot remember their lives from before the Portal is simply that they have the opportunity to define themselves by their actions, not some distant past."
Arin2008-01-29 07:28:12
(Serenwilde): Zeri says, "Is Revan a god too?"

(Serenwilde): Zeri says, "He seems rather creepy."

(Serenwilde): Zeri says, "Is why I ask."

EDIT: And after explaining that he's not...

(Serenwilde): Zeri says, "So...he's a creepy old man with voyeuristic tendencies and a god complex?"