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Shiri2008-01-29 07:34:09
That is one annoying alt. *mutter*
Arix2008-01-29 08:14:37
what the?
Aramel2008-01-29 10:06:59
During weakening, while sitting around:

You say to Sojiro, "...horned helm?"

Zia Talnara says to you, "You know Sojiro."

You look confused and say, "He likes horns?"

Sojiro pets the Horned Helm of the Moonhart ingratiatingly.

Zia whispers something quietly to you.

Hissatsu Sojiro says, "I am quite horny, yes."

Kimi blinks.

You have emoted: Aramel chokes.

Zia Talnara says, "Oh yes, that."

Zia beams broadly.

Xiphoid snickers softly to himself.

Daddy's Angel, Kimi Mes'ard says to Liam, "What's horney, Daddy?"

Zia tells you, "I was about to whisper that."

Zeri peers at Sojiro unscrupulously.

Zia Talnara says to Kimi, "It means he has horns like on his horned helm, see?"

Keeper of the Sacred Grove, Sarin Mes'ard says, "Now explain that!"

Hissatsu Sojiro says to Kimi, "It's when a mom and a dad feel like they want to
order a baby from Trader Bob."

Ejei Zeri says, "Trader Bob rips people off."

Hissatsu Sojiro says, "I was told by the Talnaras that was how you get
children."

Hissatsu Sojiro says, "So I am merely passing knowledge along."

Ejei Zeri says, "Though it seems he also sells in bulk."

Ejei Zeri says, "Well, if the Talnaras are any indication."
Penna2008-01-29 10:07:34
(Initial question cut for amusement value.)

(Academy): Syridean says, "I believe it gets a little better the more circles
you have. And I THINK the Celestines have one."

(Academy): Kaalak (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "We have everything. You
can eat off of our bathrooms."

(Academy): Kaalak (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "What was the question?"

(Academy): Kaalak (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "As in there so clean
you can eat off of...anyway."
Aramel2008-01-29 10:50:39
More from Seren's weakening:

Someone is impersonating you!
Aramel Talnara, of the Lunar Mysteries says, "Hrm."

You say, "Who's impersonating me?"

You discern that someone is impersonating a brownie.
A brownie says, "I have no idea, but he's doing a poor job."

You say to a brownie, "I knew I liked you."

A brownie says, "You sound much better than that."

"Awwwww!" you say.

You pat a brownie in a friendly manner.

A sylph says, "Ey? Kissin' some arse, are we?"

You cough softly.

You peer at a sylph unscrupulously.

A brownie says, "Oh shut up, fairy-wings."

Hissatsu Sojiro says, "I never knew fae were so angry."

A sylph says, "Who y'callin' that, ey? I'll kick yer arse, I will!"

You say, "Oh dear."

A brownie says, "See, he just won't shut up about the arses. It's always the
arses!"

You say, "The sylph... is a woman."

A sylph says, "You callin' me an arse!?"

Midnight Ritualist, Xiphoid Caelicus says, "Browinie might have some trouble
sprouting wings. My gold goes on the sylph."

A brownie says, "Urlach's beard, woman, will you just shut it..."

A banshee says, "And they think I screech too much."

Daddy's Angel, Kimi Mes'ard says to a banshee, "You do."

A banshee says, "At least it's not about arses!"

Midnight Ritualist, Xiphoid Caelicus says, "Only when you're prodded wrong,
banshee sweets."

A banshee says, "I was callin' th em rude, not myself!"

A banshee says, "I screech only about the good ol' days, I'll have you know."

You say, "I'm surprised the crone hasn't had her say."

The crone says, "When you're as old as I am, honey, you know when to keep your
mouth shut."


Whoever did that, you rock. wub.gif
Zalandrus2008-01-29 16:13:27
Wow, fae are cool. Can I get some too? pray.gif
Jack2008-01-29 18:33:41
QUOTE(Forren @ Jan 25 2008, 02:20 AM) 480295
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You argue with sweeping authority, buttressing your broad claims with dogmatic assumptions and justifications. Your argument leaves Geb staring at you in stupefaction, and his continued silence must obviously be taken for concession.
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
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Geb eats a sparkleberry.
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Geb passionately presents his case, fervently arguing his points with emotional appeals. The tempestuous argument overwhelms your careful preparation, leaving you shocked to the point where you find yourself capitulating to the emotional demands made
in the argument.
The stress of this debate is too much! You throw up your hands up in exasperation and curse loudly, losing face in front of your peers.
After a long pause in you and your interlocutor's dialectic, you lose interest in the debate and let your mind drift to other things.
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LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE
Unknown2008-01-29 18:44:27
QUOTE(Aramel @ Jan 29 2008, 02:50 AM) 481769
fae stuff


This has Sarrasri written all over it!
Sarrasri2008-01-29 20:23:09
QUOTE(Luxi @ Jan 29 2008, 10:44 AM) 481853
This has Sarrasri written all over it!


As if! I wasn't even online. pfft.gif
Unknown2008-01-29 22:57:05
I'm wagering that it was a Divine... When they're bored, they do some pretty weird things that don't involve showing themselves.
Veonira2008-01-29 23:04:41
QUOTE(Jack @ Jan 29 2008, 01:33 PM) 481848
LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE


...laughing1.gif
Aramel2008-01-30 01:12:15
QUOTE
I'm wagering that it was a Divine... When they're bored, they do some pretty weird things that don't involve showing themselves.
I don't think so - I could see that it was impersonation, as I showed the first time the brownie talked. I just deleted the other "You discern someone is impersonating" lines to make it less spammy.

Edit: Quote!
QUOTE
(Serenwilde): Kielo says, "But you ran away. Haven't you learned it's better to
accept your punishment and sit still. Gets it over with much faster."

(Serenwilde): Kielo says, "Misaether."

(Serenwilde): Kielo says, "Whoops!"

(Serenwilde): Everiine says, "Awkward."

(Serenwilde): Kielo says, "Yes... well... moving on."

(Serenwilde): Kielo says, "Lovely afternoon, isn't it?"

(Serenwilde): Xiran (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Seems to be rather late for
an afternoon."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Right. So. Nice evening."

(Serenwilde): Everiine says, "Still awkward."

(Serenwilde): You say, "I swear it isn't what you think it is."

(Serenwilde): Kielo says, "Some Serenwilders have naughty imaginations, too."

(Serenwilde): Kielo says, "..."

(Serenwilde): Kielo says, "I give up."


And with context:
QUOTE
'Boo!' you scream happily.

"Eek!" Xiran shouts in fright.

You tickle Xiran mercilessly!

Xiran giggles happily.

(The Talnaras): Xiran says, "Sneaky Talnaras!"

(The Talnaras): You say, "See, no use trying to hide."

(The Talnaras): Xiran says, "I wasn't hiding. I just woke up to a scary Talnara
boo!"

(The Talnaras): Nasuada (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "No place is
safe!"

Xiran tickles you mercilessly!

Wiggling her fingers threateningly, Silver Font Xiran L'Eternae, of Wilder
Winter says, "No place is safe from me either!"

Kielo says, "Pssshhhh..."

Kielo places his hands on the Moonhart Mother Tree and disappears in a fountain
of pulsating energy.

(The Talnaras): Xiran (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Sneaky!"

(The Talnaras): Kielo says, "You brought it upon yourself!"

(The Talnaras): Xiran (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "But-but! Aramel did!"

(Serenwilde): Kielo says, "But you ran away. Haven't you learned it's better to
accept your punishment and sit still. Gets it over with much faster."

(Serenwilde): Kielo says, "Misaether."

(Serenwilde): Kielo says, "Whoops!"

(The Talnaras): Xiran (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Punishment?!"

(Serenwilde): Everiine says, "Awkward."

(Serenwilde): Kielo says, "Yes... well... moving on."

(Serenwilde): Kielo says, "Lovely afternoon, isn't it?"

(The Talnaras): You say, "Kielo, I have to echo Myrkr's sentiment."

(Serenwilde): Xiran (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Seems to be rather late for
an afternoon."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Right. So. Nice evening."

(Serenwilde): Everiine says, "Still awkward."

(The Talnaras): You say, "But then again, I've done much the same on other
occasions."

(Serenwilde): You say, "I swear it isn't what you think it is."

(The Talnaras): Xiran (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "What could they be
thinking it is? It sounded like a scolding to me."

(The Talnaras): You say, "Sounded like someone taunting someone."

(Serenwilde): Kielo says, "Some Serenwilders have naughty imaginations, too."

(The Talnaras): Nasuada says, "I thought it sounded kinda kinky, heh."

(Serenwilde): Kielo says, "..."

(Serenwilde): Kielo says, "I give up."

Kielo will now be known as Misaether Queen Kielo Talnara, the Scion of Moonfire.
Unknown2008-01-30 03:02:07
QUOTE(Aramel @ Jan 29 2008, 08:12 PM) 482002
(The Talnaras): You say, "Kielo, I have to echo Myrkr's sentiment."


Wouldn't be referring to my motto, would you? xD
Aramel2008-01-30 03:03:51
...no.

What you said on An'Taithe about misaethers.
Unknown2008-01-30 04:01:48
QUOTE(Aramel @ Jan 29 2008, 10:03 PM) 482033
...no.

What you said on An'Taithe about misaethers.


I wish I remember what I said. sad.gif
Druken2008-01-30 04:08:43
QUOTE
The crone says, "When you're as old as I am, honey, you know when to keep your mouth shut."


Hehehehe. wub.gif
Aison2008-01-30 10:11:22
QUOTE(Arin @ Jan 28 2008, 11:28 PM) 481744
(Serenwilde): Zeri says, "Is Revan a god too?"

(Serenwilde): Zeri says, "He seems rather creepy."

(Serenwilde): Zeri says, "Is why I ask."

EDIT: And after explaining that he's not...

(Serenwilde): Zeri says, "So...he's a creepy old man with voyeuristic tendencies and a god complex?"


wub.gif I want to make Zeri my child.
Unknown2008-01-30 10:22:40
QUOTE(Aison @ Jan 30 2008, 04:11 AM) 482247
wub.gif I want to make Zeri my child.


Bwahahaha
Tervic2008-01-30 21:39:14
Telrath tells you, "My girlfriend gave me a paintjob last night."

Telrath is a car?
Unknown2008-01-30 21:48:13
QUOTE(Tervic @ Jan 30 2008, 01:39 PM) 482384
Telrath tells you, "My girlfriend gave me a paintjob last night."

Telrath is a car?


Wow.