Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Ildaudid2008-01-30 22:46:35
QUOTE(Tervic @ Jan 30 2008, 04:39 PM) 482384
Telrath tells you, "My girlfriend gave me a paintjob last night."

Telrath is a car?



He is a Decepticon beware
Unknown2008-01-30 23:24:15
Mylkl has requested that you share some of your knowledge of Planar with her.
'OK' to commence the lesson.
OK

You bow to Mylkl and commence the lesson in Planar.

Regarding Mylkl thoughtfully, you give her a slight nod and commence her
instruction in the mysteries of the Planar discipline, beginning with the basic
principles of travel using the aether.


You instruct Mylkl in the theory of Planar structure, before warning her of the
necessity of adequate training for survival when exploring the higher Planes.

"The uses of Planar abilities are not limited to travel between Planes using
Gates," you tell Mylkl. You explain how some can be used to translocate,
eventually between the Planes, to another person or a Nexus of Power, as well as
the link between her Planar training and her Aetherwave communications.

Concentrating, and with great care, you perform the necessary actions and weave
a Planar Gateway, watching it open before your eyes. You explain to Mylkl that
with enough training, in time she too will be able to create such Gateways.

You explain to Mylkl that with further training she will be able to prevent the
use of Gateways by blocking access to them. To finish, you inform her that with
enough training, Gateways that are woven can also be unwoven. As you do so, you
destroy the Gateway in front of you.

A red fox bows to Mylkl - the lesson in Planar is over.

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Uhm, uh?
Severian2008-01-30 23:58:52
Well the fox is amusing... I'm more entertained by the consisteny of the name of the person you are teaching to your own.
Unknown2008-01-31 00:12:26
QUOTE(Severian @ Jan 30 2008, 06:58 PM) 482435
Well the fox is amusing... I'm more entertained by the consisteny of the name of the person you are teaching to your own.


It looks to be the "Engrish" version of Myrkr, donnit?
Everiine2008-01-31 00:34:34
Oh no, not again... I'm having flashbacks to when axes and the number 4 were teaching lessons...
Arix2008-01-31 00:41:55
This lesson brought to you by the number 12, the letter Q, and a pair of pink panties
Tekora2008-01-31 00:45:35
I miss the time my old teacher, the corpse of a scuttling crab, taught me enough Geomancy to get my staff. sad.gif
Unknown2008-01-31 01:45:33
4431h, 3945m, 6514e, 10p, 20245en, 17815w esSixkdb
: Mindblast! Watch Ego!
3729h, 2955m, 5359e, 10p, 20245en, 17815w esSixkdb

From Veonira

that is so awesome.

edit: level 2 psychic resistance. Just in case people didn't understand.
Everiine2008-01-31 03:37:41
QUOTE
Heiress of Ellindel Sarrasri Talnara, Lunar Flare has stopped her own heart, killing herself instantly.

(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "You alright, Sarra?"

(Serenwilde): Krellan (from the Glade of Champions) says, "She's dead."
Unknown2008-01-31 04:18:05
I know, digging down deep, but we needed a funny quote, and i snorted a bit

(Celest): Fania (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hi hi."

(Celest): Nerra (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hell Fania."
Munsia2008-01-31 04:32:34
QUOTE(Bianca @ Jan 30 2008, 08:45 PM) 482477
4431h, 3945m, 6514e, 10p, 20245en, 17815w esSixkdb
: Mindblast! Watch Ego!
3729h, 2955m, 5359e, 10p, 20245en, 17815w esSixkdb

From Veonira

that is so awesome.

edit: level 2 psychic resistance. Just in case people didn't understand.



Ya but she'd get you fast.. check how much mana and ego damage that is doing tongue.gif
Arel2008-01-31 05:15:03
Seer Moriana Carthan, Wyrden Witch says, "You know, with all due respect and
seriousness, I do believe you are the best-dressed male I have ever seen."
Unknown2008-01-31 05:41:31
QUOTE
ANNOUNCE NEWS #1011
Date: 1/31/2008 at 2:16
From: Morgfyre, the Legion
To : Everyone
Subj: Bugfixes

- The SHRINESENSE power now works
- Katas will no longer continue if the monk becomes fleshstoned or goes
into suspended animation
- Pacifism, Peace, and Lovers afflictions no longer cure impalement and
grapples. Die, you hippies!
- Teleport and Moonbeam will check for monoliths dropped halfway through
the sequence
- Reply will check planar restrictions
- Eating earwort while deaf will no longer make you blind

Penned by My hand on the 4th of Dioni, in the year 197 CE.


All Hail Morgfyre!
Long Live Morgfyre! KneelSuckers.gif
Arin2008-01-31 08:41:52
QUOTE(Tervic @ Jan 31 2008, 08:39 AM) 482384
Telrath tells you, "My girlfriend gave me a paintjob last night."

Telrath is a car?



Obviously my mind is in the gutter because I want to explain:

It's another kind of job by someone with a lisp. (Or a big gap in their top front teeth)
Veonira2008-01-31 14:14:51
QUOTE(Arin @ Jan 31 2008, 03:41 AM) 482649
Obviously my mind is in the gutter because I want to explain:

It's another kind of job by someone with a lisp. (Or a big gap in their top front teeth)


jawdrop.gif

Druken2008-01-31 14:19:44
QUOTE(Arel @ Jan 31 2008, 12:15 AM) 482598
Seer Moriana Carthan, Wyrden Witch says, "You know, with all due respect and
seriousness, I do believe you are the best-dressed male I have ever seen."



Hmph!
Severian2008-01-31 20:16:45
QUOTE(Myrkr @ Jan 30 2008, 06:12 PM) 482445
It looks to be the "Engrish" version of Myrkr, donnit?


Indeed... it does tongue.gif

QUOTE(Arin @ Jan 31 2008, 02:41 AM) 482649
Obviously my mind is in the gutter because I want to explain:

It's another kind of job by someone with a lisp. (Or a big gap in their top front teeth)


... wtf.gif
Tervic2008-01-31 22:42:06
(Order): Elostian says, "Jigan, do you like men?"
(Order): Jigan says, "Sir? I am straight as an arrow."
(Order): Elostian says, "No worries, Jigan, you can relax, you are among friends
here."
(Order): Elostian says, "I mean, look at Me, a more complete union of two males
has never been seen."
Unknown2008-01-31 23:39:12
QUOTE(Tervic @ Jan 31 2008, 10:42 PM) 482819
(Order): Elostian says, "Jigan, do you like men?"
(Order): Jigan says, "Sir? I am straight as an arrow."
(Order): Elostian says, "No worries, Jigan, you can relax, you are among friends
here."
(Order): Elostian says, "I mean, look at Me, a more complete union of two males
has never been seen."

laugh.gif Elostian is grand. Poor Jigan.
Saaga2008-02-01 02:27:28
That is SO Elo. wub.gif