Or someone who is really bored.. And well.. Just redid alot in a guild if only someone would ask her she would be happy to as long as your willing to be bothered on points of this and that now and then..

I'm actually willing to play ScrollNanny, I just can't edit chelps xD

(Seriously, ask Rodngar. He knows how OCD I get about files/scrolls)

Kurama tells you, "Im just playing dodge the urn XD."

(Magnagora): Revan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Surely 5 of you can
handle one little bard?"

(Magnagora): Celina says, "I handle him all the time, alone. Sometimes it is not
that simple."

(Magnagora): You say, "Who you handle in your free time is not our concern."

Nope, I wrote most of the chelp power scroll, but this is an edit someone made on a change in policy (although I did propose the change of policy but that is besides the point).

When I write 'policies' I force other people to read it first

(Order): Revan says, "We're horrible people."
(Order): You say, "I know."
(Order): Morgfyre says, "You really are."

No. People can't accept their work is not perfect.


Professor Arix Carthan, Voice of Sanity says to you, "I'll be keeping an eye on
you."
2857h, 3390m, 3675e, 10p, 16525en, 19900w elrxkdb-

Arix gives a bloody eyeball to you.

this is what happens when people are too lazy to type ONE EXTRA LETTER

You peer at Kerigor unscrupulously.

Kerigor leans over and twists the nipples of Ariatas.

Kerigor, Murmur in the Dark says, "Crap."

You blink.

Kerigor, Murmur in the Dark says, "I'm sorry Mistress." <-- (This right here is where I got the out of there)

Now THAT'S a kodak moment.

Bastard. Though I must admit, I laughed. Poor unsuspecting Ariatas.


You lean over and twist the nipples of Ariatas.
2640h, 2430m, 2880e, 10p, 11495en, 15081w ex-

Ariatas peers about herself unscrupulously.
2640h, 2430m, 2880e, 10p, 11500en, 15087w ex-

You say, "Crap."
2640h, 2430m, 2880e, 10p, 11500en, 15087w ex-

Arix blinks.
2640h, 2430m, 2880e, 10p, 11500en, 15093w ex-

You say, "I'm sorry Mistress."
2640h, 2430m, 2880e, 10p, 11500en, 15093w ex-

Ariatas grabs you by the back of the neck and pulls you forward into an embrace.
Her cold lips press against the neck, and you are momentarily frozen in pain as
your lifeforce is sucked from you.
1579h, 2430m, 2880e, 10p, 11500en, 15099w ex-

Ariatas, Spirit of the Shadows says, "Do that again, and I will kill you."

wtc?

(Order): Charune says, "And the Order's new insult is "If I wanted a monkey
brained opinion, I would slap that banana out of your mouth.""

Aoife: Kerigor sent me a random tell that said *nippletwist* so I went to the Ravenwood to peer at him. And apparently he tried to nipplewist me but typed 'nippletwist ar' instead of 'nippletwist arix' and the rest is history

(Bellator Societas): Sojiro says, "In Soviet Serenwilde, fx dx integrates you."

(Bellator Societas): Lisarel says, "Issue Nejii He has been shedding all over the Divine Havens and messing up. He refuses to clean up after himself and has been irritating everyone there. Please make him clean up after himself."

(Newbie): Theripper says, "Well first off When I look at all of your names I feel sorta out of place."

(Newbie): Yrael says, "You might want to try HELP NAMECHANGE."

(Newbie): Spindle says, "Then lets have a chat about that. You can TELL SPINDLE to talk to me for help in getting a new name."

(Newbie): Theripper says, "Lol I guess I should."

(Newbie): Theripper says, "But still dude, your named after a free magic creature."

(Newbie): Theripper says, "Lol."

bahaha

One day I am going to seriously injure Garth Nix.

But he's so cool, he tricks people into believing he's giving them the source of his inspiration only to reveal they are getting a chocolate coin and he only gives them the wrapper

A wandering bard strums her lute, humming a few verses about the Grandmaster
Doorblaster and his robbery of gnomes, flashing everyone a cheery smile.

That is awesome

I dun see how it's funny tho.