(Serenwilde): Please welcome Shieldlight who just stepped out of the Portal of
Fate as a new commune member!

(Serenwilde): Ekaru says, "Welcome Shieldlight, love the funky name, give my
compliments to your mother."

Is that from something?

Product of newbie alts and wee hour of the morning conversations over MSN.

In the midst of a totally not-Lusternia-Related conversation/rant:

Tervic says:
normal people can not respond to a violent assault by eugenyl acetate

Tervic says:
which incidentally is a main ingredient in the smell of cloves

Malarious says:
assault bypasses parry, stance, shield, and rebounding

Malarious says:
no good way to respond

Tervic says:
you nerd

ha, Munsia.

(Disciples of Klangratch): Munsia says, "In this pissing contest, I'll win."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Jigan says, "And now to see if I can find a book that
explains how Lucidian. . . Geology? works."

And Later...

(The Dekoven Lineage): Jigan says, "I was pondering the question of "How does a
Lucidian breastfeed if they are made from crystal"."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Jigan says, "No one really seems to be able to get to the
point and say "Look, they is made of living crystal. They don't or do breastfeed
their young, but it's more likely that they plant the 'tot on a sunny rock with
the kittens and let it grow.""

(The Dekoven Lineage): Collvan says, "*Ohhhhh.... I do love the forest, and the
mountain-tops so steep. And I do love the valleys, and the Inner Sea so deep!
But there is only one place that my heart loves most and best: Oh, give me the
wall and all the halls of that noble New Celest!*."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Meliana says, "Two things you dont mess with, my man and
my family."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Jigan says, "Quick, Meliana. Get mad and remove your
shirt and flex."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Meliana says, "....you just asked me to take my shirt
off."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Jigan says, "No, I asked you to get mad."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Jigan says, "It's a long standing tradition amoungst men
that you should either fight in full armour, or only in pants."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Jigan says, "So, I asked you to obey tradition and fight
only in trousers."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Jigan says, "No one's sensibilites gets offended that
way."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Meliana says, "But mine...I'd be topless!"

(The Dekoven Lineage): Jigan says, "Tradition, Meliana. You can't just throw
away tradition just because you aren't wearing a bra."

(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "And you wonder why the Paladin women are
stereotypically strong and independent."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Jigan says, "You can't be running around going "Oh, I had
to reschedule my fight because I wasn't wearing enough clothing when I took my
clothing off.""

(The Dekoven Lineage): Jigan says, "It'd just be silly."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Belloc says, "Poor mom."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Jigan says, "See, the removing of the shirt says "This is
some serious buisiness. I don't care who you are, I'm taking you down with my
bare fists." Otherwise, you just don't get the same effect."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Jigan says, "Someone needs to teach you Celestines the
proper ways of doing things."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Meliana says, "I'm not taking my shirt and it's nothing
to do with whether I'm wearing a bra or not. I wear robes. So if the top comes
off. ALL comes off."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Meliana says, "Psh you'd have the guys picking fights
with the girls so they'll strip down."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Jigan says, "Well, obviously. Why do you think that men
hold onto traditions more so then women?"

(The Dekoven Lineage): Belloc says, "The less clothing you have on the less
grappling points there are for people to grab you by."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Meliana says, "Oh no, not you too Belly."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Jigan says, "Of course, tradition also dictates that if
you fight a woman, you both must be wearing easily torn clothing of some
nature."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Belloc says, "No, I'm just pointing out the merits of
fighting with little amounts of clothing on."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Belloc says, "I think Sir Jigan just wants to see some
boobies."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Jigan says, "These are universal laws, Meliana. You can't
just go around tampering with the metaphysics of mortal pyschology over the
generations and the fabric of reality willy nilly."

Jigan's fun. I had a conversation with him about flying squirrels once.

Aquatic Squirrels.

Right, that.

I can see death without even having deathsense or deathsight!

Some things you can see without the defs, for some reason. Bleeding to death, misadventure, and drowning all show too, I think.

At Mother:

Rika pats Squibbles, a small rex hamster in a friendly manner.

Postulant Yevah Luminare says, "Squibbles is sheeding like MAD."

Long, lazy wisps of hair float over New Celest, accompanied by much sneezing.

Sohei Revan n'Kylbar, the Subtle Touch shouts, "Behold, Serenwilde truly has
invaded Celest. Nejii is shedding all over the city."

Edit:

(Glade): Khalad says, "Hamster shedding?"

(Glade): Ehona says, "Yes, it happens, time to time, I guess. I wouldn't worry
though it washes off, I think.."

(Glade): Sojiro (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Such is the cycle of Nature.
People grow old, people lose hair, hamsters shed. Learn this, and you will go
far."

I've found that for a productive environment, one should keep novices on their toes....or completely and utterly perplexed.

tells you, "I know, I shouldn't have. I have learned much from this whole
experience."

tells you, "One, do not eat strange cakes, even if you think they come
from thankful friends."

tells you, "Two, always be ready to need every cure, and don't panic when
you do need them."

tells you, "And three, boys are mean."

Cool.



I am not surprised Tervic would know this, since I am sure he is, in reality, a baker. But this has to go for saying: Cloves are nature's perfection. Natural numbing components and a nifty taste and smell that lingers for weeks... can't get better than that.

Or a biochemist.

Muhahahaha Beware my Mighty Index Finger of Doom.

Edit: the conversation just before poking it.