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by Terentia

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Arin2008-02-13 06:14:39

Disciple Gaellan, the Leannta says, "Can we mount his head?"


With absoloutely no context... I mean I looked... and I can't find it.
Unknown2008-02-13 08:02:01
"Heh heh heh" Melville chuckles.

Suklub, a roulette spinner winks at Revan as he places a bet of 50000 sovereigns
on 34.

Suklub, a roulette spinner says, "No more bets!" and gives the wheel a good
spin. The ball begins to smoothly spin around the wheel.

You say, "Its always 3 and 5 man."


The ball starts to bounce around wildly on the wheel, giving you no idea where
it will stop.


The ball finally settles down on 26 (red).
Suklub, a roulette spinner gives an exaggerated sigh and says, with a twinkle,
"Ahh well, you can't win 'em all. Better luck next time to the losers!"

You say, "I totally called it."


Suklub, a roulette spinner winks at Revan as he places a bet of 50000 sovereigns
on 5.


Sohei Revan n'Kylbar, the Subtle Touch says, "Fine."


Sohei Revan n'Kylbar, the Subtle Touch says, "5."


Suklub, a roulette spinner says, "No more bets!" and gives the wheel a good
spin. The ball begins to smoothly spin around the wheel.


Sohei Revan n'Kylbar, the Subtle Touch says, "God."


The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.


The ball starts to bounce around wildly on the wheel, giving you no idea where
it will stop.


The ball finally settles down on 5 (black).
Suklub, a roulette spinner exclaims to Revan, "We have a winner! You've won
1750000 gold!"


You roll on the floor, laughing.


I AM PSYCHIC
FEAR MY WRATH



Revan2008-02-13 08:05:48
this was after betting away 1.4mil >.>

Balizar is God
Stangmar2008-02-13 14:53:12
I wish i had that kind of gold to just throw away at roulette.
Unknown2008-02-13 17:43:52
No crap Revan, WTF. Puff puff pass dawg. 50k a spin?!
Arix2008-02-13 21:46:46
I tried extorting money from him, but I only got 10k out of it
Unknown2008-02-13 22:36:50
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(House Aurendil): Talkan (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "I'm fixing to play some btech."
(House Aurendil): You say, "Don't lie, your fixing to play with YOURSELF."
(House Aurendil): Nydekion says, "Heh, a Luxi."
(House Aurendil): Talkan (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Btech is what I call my little johnson."


I don't know why I included Nyd... maybe just to make him feel special.
Astraea2008-02-13 23:55:13
QUOTE
(Glomdoring): Drakonassus says, "Yes! Glomdoring shall spread like a plant with
fertilizer!"


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Arel2008-02-14 00:09:03
(Glomdoring): Xavius (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "They aren't loyal,
no. A quick probe should clear that up for the deer and anything else you run
across."

(Glomdoring): Luxi (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "If you inspect the
deer, it will tell you who it is loyal to."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ryleth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Heh a quick
probe...."

(Skeleton Hearth): Luxi (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Haha, I laughed
too."

(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "*grope
deer*."

(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe (from the Prime Material Plane) says, ""Nope, not
one of ours.""
Unknown2008-02-14 00:13:45
QUOTE(Arel @ Feb 13 2008, 04:09 PM) 486397
(Glomdoring): Xavius (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "They aren't loyal,
no. A quick probe should clear that up for the deer and anything else you run
across."

(Glomdoring): Luxi (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "If you inspect the
deer, it will tell you who it is loyal to."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ryleth (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Heh a quick
probe...."

(Skeleton Hearth): Luxi (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Haha, I laughed
too."

(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "*grope
deer*."

(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe (from the Prime Material Plane) says, ""Nope, not
one of ours.""


Meanwhile...

You tell The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius of the Hemlock, "((*probe deer* *swoon*."
Xavius tells you, "((Sicko.))"
You tell The Talons of Crow, Champion Xavius of the Hemlock, "((YOU CAUGHT ME!"
Xavius tells you, "((Although sleeping with things is a good way to ask about loyalties, that's not what I suggest novices do!))"
Shamarah2008-02-14 00:29:18
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Visaeris why did you decide to be a wimp and make
an apology post."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "That is for wimps."

(Bellator Societas): Revan says, "To try and make me look bad, duh."

(Bellator Societas): Daevos (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "As if you
need help."

Burned!
Jael2008-02-14 03:36:09
(House d'Murani): Kanaya says, "Why can't we make flutes dammit.. >_<."

(House d'Murani): Celina (from the Aetherways) says, "Because seeing someone
charge at me playing a flute isn't scary."

(House d'Murani): Carameshian says, "Seems we only do strings."

(House d'Murani): Celina (from the Aetherways) says, "You can make lutes
though."

(House d'Murani): Kanaya says, "..."

(House d'Murani): You say, "I want an accordion."

4080h, 3620m, 3410e, 10p ex-clt Or a calliope.

(House d'Murani): You say, "Or a calliope."

(House d'Murani): Celina (from the Aetherways) says, "I want a drumset."

(House d'Murani): Celina (from the Aetherways) says, "Or the triangle."

(House d'Murani): You say, "*ding* You DIE."

(House d'Murani): Kanaya says, "The triangle...."

(House d'Murani): Celina (from the Aetherways) says, "I WILL KILL YOU ALL
*ting*."

(House d'Murani): You say, "Celest has succumbed to the might of Celina's
blackened steel triangle."

(House d'Murani): Kanaya says, "*tumbles in* *peers around* *TING* *tumbles
out*."

(House d'Murani): Celina (from the Aetherways) says, "*ting* BWAHAHAHAHA."

(House d'Murani): Kanaya says, "I want cymbols..."

(House d'Murani): Kanaya says, "With razor sharp edges."

(House d'Murani): Celina (from the Aetherways) says, "So if your music sucks you
can just cut them?"

(House d'Murani): Kanaya says, "Eeeexactly."



Copied to the Ideas thread.

Not really. ohyeah.gif
Arix2008-02-14 04:20:45
Know what bards need?

MORE COWBELL!
Eldanien2008-02-14 04:43:09
It takes a heckuva lot of skill to play a chord on a triangle.
Arin2008-02-14 06:45:00

A grand piano...

Masterchef Arin De'ravenna, Purveyor of the Hymn enters in from the east, dragging a grand piano.
Huffing and puffing, with obvious lack of muscles, Masterchef Arin De'ravenna, Purveyor of the Hymn drags a grand piano to the west.
Tervic2008-02-14 15:29:05
You recall that Xavius told you:
"Dooom."

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Arix2008-02-14 21:27:27
I remember quoting a really funny illusion someone did involving a grand piano, but I can't find it
Kharaen2008-02-14 21:46:15
Masterchef, huh? Would you be trans..? deal.gif
Arix2008-02-14 21:54:56
Who, Arin? I think he is
Meliana2008-02-14 22:00:01
He is