4299h, 4343m, 2527e, 2p, 19618en, 17204w exkdb<>-

Joe Bob razes your speed defence with a long black chain with steel scythes.
Joe Bob wraps a long black chain with steel scythes about his wrists and wrenches
it violently from you, tearing skin and mincing flesh.
You grimace as the muscles in your right leg painfully spasm.
Joe Bob jerks back a long black chain with steel scythes as it strikes, lacerating
the flesh.
AFF recklessness
take it upon yourself to rectify the situation.
Springing up, Joe Bob whirls his leg around, pounding your head with his heel.
4725h, 4481m, 2527e, 10p, 19618en, 17204w exkdb<>-


Name changed to protect the innocent ego...

I don't get it...

Ok, good. And it was Revan, but I don't see what is wrong here??

Look at the health BEFORE he hits me, then look at the health AFTER he hits me.

err I am stupid...

Joe Bob razes your speed defence with a long black chain with steel scythes.
Joe Bob wraps a long black chain with steel scythes about his wrists and wrenches
it violently from you, tearing skin and mincing flesh.
You grimace as the muscles in your right leg painfully spasm.
Joe Bob jerks back a long black chain with steel scythes as it strikes, lacerating
the flesh.
AFF recklessness
take it upon yourself to rectify the situation.
Springing up, Joe Bob whirls his leg around, pounding your head with his heel.

Win.

hahahahaha

Recklessness aside, isn't it also possible that you could have regened more health than you lost?

(Celest): Arin says, "Mine's bigger than yours."
3153h, 4485m, 4940e, 10p, 11870en, 18530w exkp-<23:37:23.169>

(Celest): Arin says, "Ignore."

What do you mean it isn't it? hit with reckless/no cure/full stats.

I think you're meant to read the sentence without the recklessness in it.

I'm confused now, I'll go sit in my corner staring at the wall in time out.

Bleh. What Nejii said.

Featuring the ever amusing Arin!

Arin: I wanna burn my bra!
Geb: I walk to the pool to see this.

(Celest): Nered (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Looking for a white inferno."

(Shadowmaze): Bashara says, "Hooray!"


Bashara. I don't know why, but I found that adorably cute.

Bashara tells you, "I *AM* adorably cute."

You tell Bashara Blackmane, "(*laughs* Yes, yes you are. *snuggles*)"

Bashara tells you, "For a 10 foot tall feline clad in solid steel armor carrying three axes."

You tell Bashara Blackmane, "(o.O Oh yeah. Cute as a can opener)"

Bashara tells you, "That's the idea of being a warrior >_>."

Bashara tells you, "Except I rarely do any can opening."

Bashara tells you, "Mostly squishing."

You tell Bashara Blackmane, "(Rar! Fear Bashara, the feline can opener!)"

Bashara tells you, "Lol."

Bashara tells you, "No cat food container will ever defeat me in my quest for
tasty morsels."

In context:








More hilarity ensues:

Marina tells you, "((Quoted))"
You tell Spinner Marina Whytetower, Elder of Wisdom, "Lolwhut?"
Marina tells you, "((I don't know why, but when you said Hooray, I found that adorably cute))"
You tell Spinner Marina Whytetower, Elder of Wisdom, "I *AM* adorably cute."
Marina tells you, "(*laughs* Yes, yes you are. *snuggles*)"
You tell Spinner Marina Whytetower, Elder of Wisdom, "For a 10 foot tall feline clad in solid steel armor carrying three axes."
Marina tells you, "(o.O Oh yeah. Cute as a can opener)"
You tell Spinner Marina Whytetower, Elder of Wisdom, "That's the idea of being a warrior >_>."
Marina tells you, "(Rar! Fear Bashara, the feline can opener!)"
You tell Spinner Marina Whytetower, Elder of Wisdom, "No cat food container will ever defeat me in my quest for tasty morsels."
Marina tells you, "Rofl."


I missed you guys =^___^=

Mm, I first read that as tasty mortals.