Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Munsia2008-02-25 19:15:13

(Disciples of Klangratch): Desitrus (from the Aetherways) says, "A SOPHISTICATED SEX ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE SENT BACK TO PLEASURE ONLY ONE FEMALE."
Kharvik2008-02-25 19:51:58
QUOTE(Reiha @ Feb 23 2008, 12:57 PM) 488815
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HhahahhahhAHAHAHHAHAHahAHoaa *whew*
Morvior2008-02-26 02:56:22

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Whispering, Sthai d'Murani, Aois-Dana says, "Don't even begin to believe we're consummating this, or I'll remove your generative organs."


- Ahhh. Love. How beautiful it is. This was at Sthai and Carameshian's marraige. Where I got to hold my first ever marriage. And hopefully my last.
Rika2008-02-26 05:15:57
QUOTE(Tajalli @ Feb 26 2008, 07:55 AM) 489298
WHY Soj? WHY did you have to change your name to that?! WHY must you taunt me with this?

Soysauce just doesn't fit.


They should just make the old names of Ascendants unusable for new characters.
Meliana2008-02-26 05:42:34
(Academy): Shadowaes says, "Hello?"

(Academy): Mysti (from the Aetherways) says, "Greetings, Shadowaes."

(Academy): Shadowaes says, "Oh ok good it works."

(Academy): Shadowaes says, "Hi how are you."

Thought it was cute
Penna2008-02-26 08:36:55
On Arin trying to figure out who was around, and I mentioned that the person hiding off-plane was Nezha:

(Cantors): Nezha (from the Nexus World of Celest) says, "Im an improved illusion created by my maker to keep watch on you people. Im watching, im always watching."

(Cantors): Arin says, "Duh duh duh!"
Unknown2008-02-26 08:40:13
QUOTE(Penna @ Feb 26 2008, 04:36 AM) 489465
On Arin trying to figure out who was around, and I mentioned that the person hiding off-plane was Nezha:

(Cantors): Nezha (from the Nexus World of Celest) says, "Im an improved illusion created by my maker to keep watch on you people. Im watching, im always watching."

(Cantors): Arin says, "Duh duh duh!"


Wondering what I couldn't hear... Just thought Arin was being his normal, random self. Or is that his? Her? It?
Arix2008-02-27 08:24:20
Masterchef Arin De'ravenna, Purveyor of the Hymn says, "Ok..."
Masterchef Arin De'ravenna, Purveyor of the Hymn says, "Not anal."

Earl Zacc, Sentinel of the Psalm says, "Now let's try poontification."

Masterchef Arin De'ravenna, Purveyor of the Hymn says, "Now be passionate with
me?"

Also

Bruised and bloodied, a battered merian paladin valiant stands here, still valiantly
remaining upright.

mmmmm, battered merian paladins
Unknown2008-02-29 03:42:03
The d'Murani family has risen to the status of a Great House!

WOOOO!
Unknown2008-02-29 04:44:41
Arix's siggy rant is missing an apostrophe on the "don't"...
Arix2008-02-29 06:31:34
Son of a bitch, it IS missing an apostrophe! Oh well, I didn't make the sig. so nyah
Arin2008-02-29 08:44:40
QUOTE(Arix @ Feb 27 2008, 07:24 PM) 489652
Masterchef Arin De'ravenna, Purveyor of the Hymn says, "Ok..."
Masterchef Arin De'ravenna, Purveyor of the Hymn says, "Not anal."

Earl Zacc, Sentinel of the Psalm says, "Now let's try poontification."

Masterchef Arin De'ravenna, Purveyor of the Hymn says, "Now be passionate with
me?"


You didn't quote the lot!!!!

I was practising debating with Zacc and... so I asked to be attacked with analytical which was not what I wanted. Ditto with Passion!
Unknown2008-02-29 19:16:56
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(Skeleton Hearth): Arkzrael says, "WOOT! I got AIM to work today!"
(Skeleton Hearth): Arkzrael says, "-joygasm-."
(Skeleton Hearth): Tajalli (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Woo!"
(Skeleton Hearth): Tajalli (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "IMafy me?"
(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Wait, Ark and Taj are having a "joygasm" together? *popcorn/video camera*."
(Skeleton Hearth): Arkzrael says, "You eat popcorn when you jackoff? Way to go, multitasker!"
(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "The butter adds lubrication."
(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Ooers, I like girl-flings."
(Skeleton Hearth): Arkzrael says, "Me too."
(Skeleton Hearth): Tajalli (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Me three."
(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "This is my kind of conversation, can you both get a little closer to each other when you say that?"


I LOLed.
Bashara2008-02-29 22:34:19
Tormentor Balizar yells, "I like cheese!"

You yell, "That's nice, but what kind of wine do you like with your cheese?"

Tormentor Balizar yells, "Usually a tasty angel blood variety."
Lyora2008-02-29 22:35:32
Eliron, after about an hour of trying to avoid the question all parents dread (or not)...

Maestro Eliron Inseira, Augur of the Lament says, "There are times when a man
looks at someone and starts getting ideas. Sometimes it is because he loves the
person, sometimes because he find them attractive, and sometimes because he
feels like. Women experience the same thing, but I will not even guess at their
motivations."

You ponder the situation.

Maestro Eliron Inseira, Augur of the Lament says, "From there a great many
things happen that some find delightful and some don't. If you don't know about
those, then ask your other father. He can explain that part."

You say, "Great things?"

You say, "Like getting favours?"

You say, "That's pretty great."

Maestro Eliron Inseira, Augur of the Lament says, "Yes. A type of favour. If it
ends in you shouting pleasure to the skies, it is good. If it ends with you
screaming "No, don't stop!" tell me and I will kill the person responsible."

Maestro Eliron Inseira, Augur of the Lament says, "Wait..."

Maestro Eliron Inseira, Augur of the Lament says, "I believe the inflection
would be more, "No! Don't! Stop!""

Maestro Eliron Inseira, Augur of the Lament says, "The other inflection might be
used too, but under slightly different situations."

Eliron tells you, "((I'm soooo gonna pretend that was on purpose))"

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Kharaen2008-02-29 22:44:42
QUOTE(Bashara @ Feb 29 2008, 05:34 PM) 490176
Tormentor Balizar yells, "I like cheese!"

You yell, "That's nice, but what kind of wine do you like with your cheese?"

Tormentor Balizar yells, "Usually a tasty angel blood variety."


Ask Arix for some sparkling angelic champagne, its main ingredient cherub blood.
Jigan2008-03-01 02:26:02
3540h, 3360m, 2640e, 10p elrx-
Nejii has been destroyed by the mind of a two-headed hamster of chaos.
3540h, 3360m, 2640e, 10p elrx-
Muffled laughter echoes from somewhere outside.

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Shiri2008-03-01 02:42:23
Bah...those things are vicious little bastards, always turning into cakes and exploding.
Munsia2008-03-01 03:24:45
QUOTE(Shiri @ Feb 29 2008, 09:42 PM) 490223
Bah...those things are vicious little bastards, always turning into cakes and exploding.

I smell Kalodan
Unknown2008-03-01 07:53:35
Sohei Revan n'Kylbar, the Subtle Touch (Male Undead Dwarf)

ohyeah.gif Explains why I've seen him on the wrong side of Death sight all day.