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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7055625.stm

I know its not right to laugh.. but come on. That's how I want to die. Death by horde of wild monkeys. Or to ninjas. Or by having a poodle dropped on my head. Something memorable.

"But how do we get rid of the monkeys?"
"More monkeys!"

Not just more monkeys... more aggressive monkeys!

I blame Elphaba.

I can't think of anything that could possibly go wrong with that plan.

Wasn't this how Planet of the Apes happened?

Elphaba lives!

Does no one remember this sig I had a while back?:

I remember reading Son of a Witch

I saw this on the Colbert Report ages ago.

El Chupacabra

Good news though, its only a pack of mutant blood sucking dogs.

Why has there not been a Wicked-loving thread? Someone do that, I'm too lazy. I'd be interested to hear people's opinions on the dwarf and Yackle.

Damn, I just found this news my self I wanted to post the link!

If you really like weird news, you can find a lot of fun stories here. Snopes scans the news every day, and adds new news articles to the list every day. It's an endless source of entertainment for me.

EDIT: For example, my current favorite, the kamikaze squirrel.

This isn't really weird news but...sort of!

Fans ponder Dumbledore gay revelation

As for people dying weird deaths, anyone remember when the little boy was found in the belly of a crocodile in china?

I didn't realize someone already made a whole thread about harry potter xD

EDIT: I'll take this to the other thread actually.