Once I had the chorus, I couldn't stop myself. Maybe some other enterprising soul will take the time to write, "The Lich is Back."

Tainted baby,
Viscanti lady,
Elemental ward,

Poison breath,
Chasm death,
You worship a Demon Lord.

Lady mage -
She broke my rib cage
When I flew through her Stonerain.

And Duststorm has me
so that I can't see.
Geomancer in demesne.

Celestian Aquas
Casting their Chockmahs.
She knows their Whirlpool is OP.

Turning back,
she points her staff.
She knows they never will agree.

D'Murani,
won't you get on me?
Love is hard to find in Mag.

They want to kill ya.
Necrophilia.
But going Lich just ain't my bag.

But oh how real it feels
When your Lodestone drops me at your heels.
Only you, and you can't hear me
When I say softly, slowly:

Hold me closer, Geomancer.
Meet me on the Southern Highway.
You can tell those sons of liches
You're going to love me, anyway.

Tainted baby,
Viscanti lady,
Elemental ward,

Poison breath,
Chasm death,
You worship a Demon Lord.

Lady mage -
She broke my rib cage
When I flew through her Stonerain.

And Duststorm has me
so that I can't see.
Geomancer in demesne.

You're the coolest person alive.

Haha, way to make Geomancy look good

Though I love all of your songs, this one is especially close to my heart. I love it!

I would like you to be the father/mother of my children. We can work something out.

You'll have to pick one. My schedule is very limited these days.

Mpreg ftw?

Awesome. XD

You can be the mother. You seem like the maternal type. And you can sing to our children!

This is amazing. There is something so satisfying about that chorus... oh, I love it.

I think Xinemus and Hallen would make a very attractive couple.

*goes to draw some slash pics*

It burns and stings!

you win everything...ever.

Hahaha, I LOVE these! What elton john song is this to?

Tiny Dancer

As in, "Hold me closer, tiny dancer."

Or, "Hold me closer, Tony Danza," depending on how you hear the lyrics.

Oh god, it is ten times better while listening to the song.

Agreed. I really see no logical reason to not elect Xinemus as ruler of all Lusternia at this point.

Now you're just being creepy.

Wow. That rocks.

Linaeve... you realize Elton is... homosexual, right?