Noola2007-11-29 21:37:39
QUOTE(Arvont @ Nov 29 2007, 03:15 PM) 461070
QFT. Math has been my enemy since the days of one apple-plus-one apple-equals-two apples
Yeah... cause one apple plus one apple equals apple pie. Anyone who thinks otherwise is just crazy.
Jack2007-11-29 21:50:13
One apple plus another apple equals two bruised apples.
Gwylifar2007-11-30 14:58:42
QUOTE(Doman @ Nov 29 2007, 03:53 PM) 461061
Have you heard the story about the Coder and his boss?
If you enjoyed this, here's the whole thing. For programmers, this is some of the funniest and most insightful stuff ever.
The Tao Of Programming
QUOTE(The Tao Of Programming)
A manager went to the master programmer and showed him the requirements document for a new application. The manager asked the master: "How long will it take to design this system if I assign five programmers to it?''
"It will take one year,'' said the master promptly.
"But we need this system immediately or even sooner! How long will it take if I assign ten programmers to it?''
The master programmer frowned. "In that case, it will take two years.''
"And what if I assign a hundred programmers to it?''
The master programmer shrugged. "Then the design will never be completed,'' he said.
"It will take one year,'' said the master promptly.
"But we need this system immediately or even sooner! How long will it take if I assign ten programmers to it?''
The master programmer frowned. "In that case, it will take two years.''
"And what if I assign a hundred programmers to it?''
The master programmer shrugged. "Then the design will never be completed,'' he said.