I HAD A BIONATOR TOO.

AWESOME. How much did you HATE it?!

I can pop my shoulders out of joint and Winnie the Pooh is my hero. Also I can only move my right eyebrow independantly of the other.

I hated it with all of the middle school angst I could muster

A teacher said that and wasn't fired?

Heh... sometimes teachers are jerks.

When I was in Elementary school, a teacher told my mother (who'd come to pick me up for something family related) that she shouldn't pay attention to my test scores, I was actually rather stupid. The teacher said that in front of me, and in front of the entire class full of kids. Used the word stupid and everything.

My mom was so mad!

This was the same school that had called my mom to come to the office from work because my teacher had found 'drugs' in my possession. So, my mom gets to school all upset cause she had to leave work, which her boss didn't like, and confused as to how I got my hands on drugs, being in the 3rd grade and all. She exploded all over the Prinicpal when it turned out the 'drugs' I had were cough drops that she had sent me to school with because I had a cough.

But it was the 'stupid' comment that prompted us to move to a new school district that year.

Couldn't prove it, nobody else heard him and if they did.. well.. let's just say nobody really cared.

I have eaten grass, ants and spiders when i was young, i dont think i tasted any worms. Used to go look under rocks to see what was crawling.

and i get absolutly twitchy when a "bzzzz" sound is around me. Yet I can't remember to have been stung in along time, or how it even feelt. But i'm still twitchy stupid bees

That's cute!

You're awesome! Cheese is good too.

I managed to convince Revan that I was British for about half an hour before I cracked up laughing like a mofo

I mentally run through how to use an AED every time I see one at the airport.

I sleepwalk quite frequently. It seems to have gotten better as I've grown, but Mum still tells me about all the random encounters she's had with me in the hallway in the middle of the night.

More disturbing is the fact that I've recently started sleep-laughing.

LOL, I never wore my rubber bands either. It pissed the hell out of my parents. Then when I got the braces off after 2.5 years, i wore the retainer for a month, even though i was told to wear them for life. I've lost them now. It's weird, my teeth still LOOK really straight, but right before i lost my retainers, they wouldn't fit anymore....

I used to eat grass too - that's lightweight stuff. Try lightbulbs and caleidoscopes. Delicious.
Yes, I actually ate such stuff. I have no idea how I managed not to cut myself badly (in the caleidoscope's case) or even NOT AT ALL (lightbulb). I was too young to remember how did I do that, only that I did.

I never wore a bionator or anything like that, but I practiced my jaw naturally. Because of that, I am able to hold my lower jaw in front of the upper one for next to no effort and for undeterminably long periods of time - and I had that ability since I was ~15. I think it makes me look more manly, too.