I wonder if I will die in jail!

Kromsh is making me learn all these bad skills to teach him.

That wasn't funny, and given the context, what I wrote made sense Seriously, knock it off.

Hey, you misused the language. Of course I'm going to pick on you, best friend forever.

335 people came to The London Depot ~MR~ to see The Southern Darkness.

The Southern Darkness enters the stage ready to rock! ****
Ian Tiernan greets the audience. **
Mom Makes Muffins
In the Name of Rock
The volume is cranked up and the audience goes wild with enthusiasm! *****
Sex Education
Can't Afford Ramen
Ian Tiernan praises the crowd. **
Rum and Romance
The Southern Darkness leaves the stage but the crowd still wants more! *
The audience leaves.

Not enough songs were played during the show. A total of 5 songs hardly gave the spectators their money's worth.

All in all, this show by The Southern Darkness was dreadful!

Dreadful! 4/26! An improvement!

EDIT: A abysmal groupie named Amanda wanted to do the wild thing with me and I couldn't resist the temptation.

ROFL. And play 13 songs (max) to make the audience pleasant.

13? Oi. I guess my CEO income is going entirely to jamming!

You really only need 8 songs to have a good show, minimum. That's all I'm doing with Aurgasm, and throwing in an encore song every now and then.

So, since Aurgasm -still- needs a bass guitar player, whoever joins and becomes that, gets a free bass guitar from me. (The fact I found it in the dump doesn't matter. >.>)

They don't have free jam places where you live?

How do you find stuff at the dump? :/

With luck. Anyways, I now have a whip and guitar and a book on yoga at my apartment waiting for lucky people.

Go to the dump and click Items & Equipment. If anything's there, you'll see it. People drop off things they don't need anymore and things that are broken and/or about to decay.

I like the band name.

The whip's only good if you have the skill in C&W.

If you have VIP you can use the booking agent and jam for free in alot of places. I do that for recording tracks that suck and for jammin.

That's the brainchild of Verithrax and myself, I think, with a little input from whoever was in IRC at the time.

Also, there's nothing better than ordering condoms over the internet via cellphone.

So what all do you want Kromsh?
B.Crime


Stealth for Beginners (you can get a book)
B. Street Smarts (again book)

What else?

Want arson, embezzlement, pickpocket mastery and escape from prison as well?? (We will need 5*'s in B.Crime to advance in some of them, also economics for embezzzlement, umm chemistry for arson too)

As much as possible, man.

You other people should join in. We could start a Lusternian crime ring, and break each other out of jail.

Um okay... what does it mean when this update occurs?

I had a chat with ___ and we talked about things I've done recently. It made me feel somewhat uneasy afterwards.