You Replaced the Word "Money" with "Noola":

- Lush Noola
- Noola, Noola, Noola, Noola (Noooola)
- Noola to Burn
- There's Blood on That Noola
- What Will You Do 4 the Noola?
- All 4 Da Luv of Noola
- Excuse Me. Have You Any English Noola?
- Give Me Noola
- (Ain't No) Easy Noola

You sir, have entirely too much time on your hands. Either that, or an obsession with Noola. FOR SHAME.

You Replaced the Word "Star" with "Estarra":

- Follow That Estarra
- Video Killed the Radio Estarra
- Margaret Cho, You're Estarra!
- Lucky Estarra
- Theme from "Estarra Trek"
- The Estarra-Spangled Banner
- Beneath the Sky Full of Estarras
- Lone Estarra Shootout
- 'Neath a Blanket of Estarras

Creepy.

Don't I know it.

You Replaced the Word "Tune" with "Acrune":

- Nature Boy Like Acrune
- Loony Acrune
- Variations on a Japanese Acrune
- Acrune This
- Slightly Out of Acrune
- I'd Like to See Granpa Swingin' to Acrune
- Four Old Acrunes
- Cowkeeper Acrune

It's moments like this I'm really glad my name doesn't sound like anything.

Habeus!

But, yes, yours was too difficult, although if I looked for "save" or "save us," that produced some good ones, such as God, Xavius, the Queen and Xavin' All My Love for You.

I also tried to do "Tael" for "tail," but that didn't work out like I was hoping.

You have much free time, Xin-san. Mucho free time

You know, just the other day I was thinking that Rage Against the Machine's "Bullet in the Head" would be better if it were titled "Mullet on the Head".

I mean, you wouldn't even have to change a lot of the lyrics:

This time the mullet cold rocked ya
A yellow ribbon instead of a swastika
Nothin' proper about ya propaganda
Fools follow rules when the set commands ya
Said it was blue
When ya blood was read
That's how ya got a mullet plastered on ya head

There you go. THANK you, Shamarah.

Just for that, I'll produce a commemorative edition of "Sham" - a song about Shamarah structured around the theme to "Shaft."

I'll never be able to listen to that song again without giggling.

Well then.. I'm driving home from work today.. and Nelly Furtado's song Maneater comes on the radio. I think about the lyrics once the song is over.. and it came to me.. change Maneater to d'Murani!

And voila!

And when she walks she walks with passion
when she talks, she talks like she can handle it
when she asks for something boy she means it
even if you never ever seen it
everybody get your necks to crack around
all you crazy people come on jump around
you doing anything to keep her by your side
because, she said she love you, love you long time!

d'Murani, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of her love
She's a d'Murani


Yes? No?

Lin says exactly that to Vathael all the time. *snicker*

I don't know the original song, so I won't be much help. However, it did make me think of Phil Collins' song "Easy Lover" and changing the lines "She's an easy lover" to "She's a d'Murani."

The problem is that absolutely none of the other lyrics need to be changed. Not as much fun.

I love that Kanaya.

You, sir, have an unhealthy obsession with Mr. Collins.

Me next, me next!

Xin, come up with one for me.. I want you at maximum creativity for this one, ya hear?

Kanaya hit it in the mo'nin' without givin' you all a' my dough, and even worse, if I was broke, would ya want me?