That makes me smile.

.....yea.. I know that song..


I bet you think you slick eh..

Couldn't resist. Sorry!

You Substituted "Aison" for "Reason":

- Give Me the Aison
- #1 Aison to Buy a Wig
- Love Me for Aison
- Spilling Blood Without Aison
- Find an Aison to Believe
- I Don't Have an Aison to go to California Anymore
- For Sentimental Aisons

You Substituted "Fire" for Kanaya:

- Let Me Stand Next to Kanaya
- Come on Baby, Light Kanaya
- Kanaya in the Hole
- Chariots of Kanaya
- Out of the Frying Pan, into Kanaya
- We've Got Kanaya in the Cockpit
- 'Cause of U, I'm on Kanaya

stop jonesin' on Kan!!

Nah. I just thought those were particularly funny.

Try with Vena, plz.

This was a lot harder, but I finally settled on this -

You Replace the Word "Georgia" with "Vena":
- Vena on my Mind
- On the Midnight Train to Vena
- High as Vena's Pine
- Marching Through Vena
- The Night the Lights Went Out in Vena
- Devil Down in Vena
- A Vena Barbecue
- A Vena State of Mind

Me next please? O_o

You know what? The only person so far who has shown even an ounce of appreciation for my art, here, is Noola. Look up your own song titles, you howling pack of ungrateful parasites.



You Replace the Word "Corvette" with "Evette":

- Little Red Evette
- Fun, Booze, and Evette
- Evette Bummer
- Hombre del Evette
- Ride in Evette
- $100 Evette
- Cadillac, Mustang, Chevy, Evette
- The One I Loved Back Then (The Evette Song)

I think it's funny. It reminds me of the Sloganizer, but with song titles instead of commercial slogans.

Granted, I don't recognize half the songs, but I blame that on my upbringing.

That's what happens when you become well-known for awesomeness.

Pretty soon you're going to be enjoying a nice dinner at a quiet restaurant with your close friends and family and a horde of fans will be tugging at your sleeves, begging for their own names to be put into song titles.

Fame is a fickle friend, indeed!

I'm not really that upset. You'll notice I went ahead and did Evette's song titles.

I was teasing you anyway, silly! Though it is kind of hilarious to imagine.

In dedication to Xin and Xmas... I bring to you..


I want a Xinemus for Christmas


I want a Xinemus for Christmas
Only a Xinemus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a Xinemus to play with and enjoy

I want a Xinemus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door,
that's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a Xinnie standing there

I want a Xinemus for Christmas
Only a Xinemus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like Xinemus-es
And Xinemus-es like me too!




Yes... I went there

Also, You replace the word 'Christmas' with 'Xinemus'


- Where are you Xinemus?
- We wish you a Merry Xinemus.
- This Xinemus
- Do they know its Xinemus
- Holly Jolly Xinemus
- I'll be home for Xinemus
- The twelve days of Xinemus

Twelve Days of Xinemus.... Sounds like the coming of the Apocalypse or something!

I like it.

In addition -

"All I Want for Xinemus (Is a Sexy Wife)"

All I want for Xinemus
is a sexy wife,
a sexy wife,
just a sexy wife!

Gee, if he could only
have a sexy wife,
then he would be
a merry Xinemus!

It seems so long since I have had
A little d'Murani newborn cousin,
Gosh oh gee how happy I'd be
but Xin won't impregnate nothin'!