Song Titles That Would Sound Better If...

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Unknown2007-12-08 02:11:45
QUOTE
"All I Want for Xinemus (Is a Sexy Wife)"



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Amarysse2007-12-08 03:31:57
QUOTE(Linaeve @ Dec 7 2007, 08:08 PM) 463278
Hilarity.


Brilliance, madam. Sheer brilliance.
Tajalli2007-12-08 04:34:32
QUOTE(Amarysse @ Dec 7 2007, 10:31 PM) 463305
Brilliance, madam. Sheer brilliance.


Agreed.
Linaeve2007-12-08 16:09:24
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Evette2007-12-08 17:36:08
QUOTE(Demetrios @ Dec 7 2007, 04:32 PM) 463227
You know what? The only person so far who has shown even an ounce of appreciation for my art, here, is Noola. Look up your own song titles, you howling pack of ungrateful parasites.
You Replace the Word "Corvette" with "Evette":

- Little Red Evette
- Fun, Booze, and Evette
- Evette Bummer
- Hombre del Evette
- Ride in Evette
- $100 Evette
- Cadillac, Mustang, Chevy, Evette
- The One I Loved Back Then (The Evette Song)



Thank You, Demetrios! worthy.gif
Saaga2007-12-08 21:23:54
Nothing goes by Saaga... sad.gif
Jack2008-04-14 06:43:16
I feel compelled to necro this topic to inform you all of the following: any song title is improved by suffixing it with "in my pants".

Happiness Is A Warm Gun in my pants.
My Little Empire in my pants.
Wouldn't It Be Nice in my pants.
Love You More in my pants.

Welcome To The Jungle in my pants.
Bashara2008-04-17 11:11:41
QUOTE(Jack @ Apr 14 2008, 06:43 AM) 502021
any song title is improved by suffixing it with "in my pants".



And adding "in bed" to the end of a fortune in a cookie makes for hilarious sex jokes.


Song Titles That Would Sound Better If...

-For Bonecrushers:
"Feel the Crush" (Original)

-For the Blacktalon:
"Carrion for the Murder (Original)

-For Celestines: Holy Suicide
"Holy rituals invoked, I'm hooked, they need a sacrifice,
I will sacrifice myself for metagaming, for the third time tonight."
(Original)
Shurimaru2008-05-20 18:00:44
Replace "California" with "Magnagora."

"Magnagora Girls"
"Magnagora Dreaming"...etc.
Lysandus2008-05-22 19:38:48
Hotel Magnagora by The Tainted? suspicious.gif

Tainted City (Toxicity) by System of a Nil confused.gif
Amarysse2008-05-22 20:58:27
I Want a Mistress for Xinemus (Xinemus = Christmas)
Ranadaes and Mondays (Ranadae = rainy day)
Carrion, My Wayward Son (Carrion = Carry on)
Hazar2008-05-22 21:44:21
In an attempt to either woo him back with my charm or draw him back to correct my shoddy imitation, I have renamed an entire album - Sleeping Giants, by Casket Salesmen - to a Xinemus theme.

I'll Buy That For Dylara - I'll Buy That For A Dollar
Dr. Xinemus - Dr. Jesus
Wyrden Waltz - Shanghai Sally
The Sparkleberry Maneuver - The Anaheimlich Maneuver
Crowed Tongues - Forked Tongues
Peace Monger - Peace Monger
Rot Sandwich - Art Sandwich
Faeling Ten Feet Tall, Pt.1 - Feeling Ten Feet Tall, Pt. 1
Faeling Ten Feet Tall, Pt.2 - Feeling Ten Feet Tall, Pt. 2
Goodnight, Xinemus - Goodnight, Jugdish
Unknown2008-05-24 23:59:31
The Man with a Champion Helm - The Man with a Golden Gun

QUOTE(Shurimaru @ May 20 2008, 02:00 PM) 513927
Replace "California" with "Magnagora."

"Magnagora Girls"
"Magnagora Dreaming"...etc.

Magnagorication?
Shurimaru2008-05-25 00:02:28
Ouch.
Shamarah2008-05-25 00:37:30
QUOTE(Shurimaru @ May 20 2008, 02:00 PM) 513927
Replace "California" with "Magnagora."

"Magnagora Girls"
"Magnagora Dreaming"...etc.


"More Bounce in Magnagora"?
Casilu2008-05-25 05:44:57
FreeWyrd?
Unknown2008-05-29 05:56:54
QUOTE(Hazar @ May 22 2008, 04:44 PM) 514440
In an attempt to either woo him back with my charm or draw him back to correct my shoddy imitation, I have renamed an entire album - Sleeping Giants, by Casket Salesmen - to a Xinemus theme.

I'll Buy That For Dylara - I'll Buy That For A Dollar
Dr. Xinemus - Dr. Jesus
Wyrden Waltz - Shanghai Sally
The Sparkleberry Maneuver - The Anaheimlich Maneuver
Crowed Tongues - Forked Tongues
Peace Monger - Peace Monger
Rot Sandwich - Art Sandwich
Faeling Ten Feet Tall, Pt.1 - Feeling Ten Feet Tall, Pt. 1
Faeling Ten Feet Tall, Pt.2 - Feeling Ten Feet Tall, Pt. 2
Goodnight, Xinemus - Goodnight, Jugdish


I'm not entirely unlike Jesus.
Morgfyre2008-05-29 06:11:35
QUOTE(Bashara @ Apr 17 2008, 04:11 AM) 503074
And adding "in bed" to the end of a fortune in a cookie makes for hilarious sex jokes.


I must disagree.
Amarysse2008-05-29 07:47:26
XKCD is one of the greatest webcomics ever. I love that someone else here has seen it.
Eventru2008-05-29 17:58:56
XKCD may or may not be extremely well known in some circles. I end up flipping through them near daily. biggrin.gif


EDIT: As an aside, I've found myself lately envisioning players in XKCD panels. A bit strange, but it makes me laugh.