I've got lots of credits. I don't really want any more artis or to trans any more skills. I have more gold than I can spend.

Make me offers. What would you do or give me for my credits?

I will write a song or poem in which you or your name features prominently.

How many aetherships and manses do you have?

None. Which is exactly how many I want.

Give you my current list of puns, one for almost every situation.

(Plus you know you want to help a fellow guildmate.)

Hmm, who will win!

I'll be your personal illusion/rp weaver, you know you monks are missing out there

I would totally give you a Klondike Bar.

Bah Guest was me

I don't really play, so it either has to last me indefinitely (aka, until I come back in month(s) year(s) from now) or be unrelated to Lusty.

I'm telling you, puns never get old.

I'll even think of a great one liner for you to use when you return.

I'll give you my system!

Oh wait

I'll give you my mapper!

Oh wait

You may like more credits, but you certainly don't need them, Sir! Besides, I gave you my first born child!



I already paid you. Hmph!

READ PMs, hoe.

I've read it, I'm just too lazy to respond. You're winning so far, but I'm still entertaining ideas.

Then you clearly don't have more money then you can spend.

I think you should just call it my win. REMEMBER who helped you with that thing *nudge nudge*. All the research I did for you!

Flowers/chocolates that you can honestly tell people you didn't order for yourself!

Eh. Honesty is overrated.