I'm bored, so I'm posting a short list of things I have heard on Astral. If you have some you thought were great, let me know here

Some gold sovereigns tells you, "Hey! Jelani craves Nejii."
Estarra tells you, "I love some iridescent spores." ==== > About messed myself, thought it was really her, cause I had JUST picked up some spores

A turquoise vial tells you, "Would you marry a magically-preserved letter?"
Some iridescent spores tells you, "Do you remember lavish robes of crimson and gold?
Lanath tells you, "Fool! I love your brother.
A rainbow trout tells you, "I am afraid of the hair of a Holy Supernal."
Kyra challenges a glowing powerstone.
A festering garghoul tells you, "My darling! A red-striped salamander murdered a
pound of flax.

A cool tulip of dusk tells you, "I cannot forgive a moonstone vial."
Some gold sovereigns tells you, "Have you seen a fist-shaped sigil?"
Orasiel tells you, "I want to marry a peep soldier."
Crimson robes of the redcap slithers around your tongue.
Meliana cuddles up to your inner nostril.
A spool of cloth challenges you where the sun don't shine.
Verena tells you, "Hey, taint breath! A diamond vial is obsessed with a coral
vial.

A group of 5 colewort leaves tells you, "Do you want a flickering mote?"
The corpse of a serpentine starsucker tells you, "Krokani breath! A garnet vial
murdered your mother."
Chailain tells you, "You should get together with a small, mottled pig."
An emerald vial tells you, "My love! A sketch of captain hates a bracelet of
dangling pearls."
A silver chain necklace with a water-drop, sapphire pendant tells you, "You
idiot! Have you seen my spouse?"
An archon of Eternal Light tells you, "A gnome scientist craves your sister."

Sephrena tells you, "Hey! I cannot forgive the feet of the fae."
Your mind screams as visions of impossible geometries ravish your intellect and
shatter your understanding of reality.

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